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Could he have been a basketball player too?

GOAT
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The mics are picking up this douchebag in the Tigers Angels game and it's really annoying

What do they call it when you get triple losses in a row?

tigers vs angels btw

how can one man be so perfect?

stay sleep /mlb/

>ZzZzzZzZZzZzZZZZzzzZzZZZzzZz

Jays!

over/under the marlins will have 90 losses


who is worse team marlins, mest, or barves

ALL HAIL THE GOD EMPEROR'S TEAM

oh yeah and phillies

braves have hope for the future
mets can at least hope that maybe one of these next couple years they'll get lucky on the injury front
marlins have ?

>this was supposed to be a contending year for the marlins

youtube.com/watch?v=mj2kzi8FROA

that was a fucking walk

Your updated playoff picture.

Phillies are going to get their lead back tonight! I FEEL IT!

>another marlins 1-2-3 ninth inning

men ichiro has not been hitting this year

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Ichiro is older than fuck, just let him die in peace.

>.182 BA

the sun sets on the samurai

I legit thought he'd retired

>dat terrible strikezone

see ump wanted to go home

wew

Fucking imbecile

He's coming off the bench at this point

...you thought he died?

>tfw kinda forgot about ichiro
>tfw looking at his stats now
>8 hits total

please senpai

not like this

>People freaking out about Ichiro this early on
Fucking chill. Sometimes it takes awhile for the younger prospects to get back into the swing of things. All the scouts say he's going to be good

Rockies are back to earth. Giants are not making a WC

even if that was funny, it wouldn't be

Where do you see Giants anywhere in that picture?

Please don't watch out sport

The bike.

did you take your meds yet? lol

Which one of you faggots still think the Cubs won't get out of this slump? I want you to stand up. Put on a fucking trip so I can filter your retarded ass. Do you seriously think the world champs won't fucking snap out of it? Fuck off. All of you.

youre welcome yaks

>another 1 run game

:^)

>"our sport"
>invented by canadians

how does it feel that america and the stankees got cucked out of babe's first professional dinger because he hit it in toronto on a shitty artificial island reserved for the elderly and people too cheap for wonderland?

>invented by Canadians
Ah yes, I love the baseball where we play with 5 bases, and fielded one hoppers are automatic outs. Thank you so much for modern day baseball, Canada.

To be fair their ace did die and aces don't exactly grow on trees

Relocate the Phillies to New Mexico. Fuck this shit team.

WTF I LOVE JD Martinez now

HOW ARE THE TWINS IN THE LEAD IN THE AL CENTRAL.

answer me fuckers

>Mest
>Gsellmeme
>Marlels
>Barfs
>Boreball
>Living

If you can't give me your team's all time lineup using only players who aren't and won't get into the hall of fame then you're a filthy casual

Goddamn I love Yolmer

Daily reminder that the Detroit Tigers traded Eugenio Suarez for Alfredo Simon

Why are you laughing? You just got walked off by fucking Brooce Hooper.

I remember syrup sandwiches and crime allowances.

Derek Jeter > Babe Ruth

Damn rly I didn't know. Thanks for enlightening me.

Shit's comical now with this team. Go Union.

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>comedy central

there's your answer

So I was takin' a walk the other day, and I seen a woman—a blind woman—pacin' up and down the sidewalk.

>Detoilet

once the finest division in baseball...

damn shame.

MARINYAS!

I can't believe Albert Pujols is still playing.

Would you believe he has 4 more years after this year left on his contract where he'll be getting paid an average of $28.5 million per year?

>Anglels

I can't believe he could possibly play into his 40s. Hell I was 4 when he was drafted and I'm 22 now. He's been in the league for forever it seems.

>yfw you realize he has not 1, not 2, not even 3 but FOUR fucking years left on his contract

Just stopping by to say hi and


GO Marlins.

SOILED IT AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!

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mariiiiNYAS~!

Lmao contract the Phillies. Go Dodgers.

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He's a year younger than my dad. Holy shit lol.

Webm of Arenado flipping his shit over getting a hit taken away by Turner... Too funny. This the shit he's been doing for his career to everyone who lol.

Love the passion

why do ball parks allow dogs in them? fucking disgusting

you can't fool me ahmed take off the vpn

wtf was that!! fooled by a down the dick pitch!!

"people" who dont like dogs should be arrested desu

Doggs are desu

the rockies meme is finally over

he was born in 1980 per wikipedia, which has to be true because if he was born in 1966 he would be 4 years younger than my mom and she's well into her fifties I think, and there's no way he's fucking 50 playing in the majors and someone thought it would be a good idea to sign him to play for 4 more years

sorry but that certificate is

F A K E
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N E W S
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GOD DAMN IT THE >RIGS WON AGAIN THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

Any birth certificate that says he was born in 1980 or later is about a legit as Obama's.

You come home and find your girl with her ankles behind her ears, semen dripping from her mouth into her nose and eyes, Alex Wood is about to drop his 4th nut of the day in honor of his 4th win - how exact do you respond?

>A)."Thank you so much Alex Wood"
>B)."Please do my mom for mother's day 2017 Alex Wood"
>C.)Kill yourself

ATTENTION COMEDY CENTRAL FANS
>your team
>your team's biggest rival in the division

>D.) "For a guy called Wood I thought you'd have more of it."

>royals
>hitting the ball

A) because I have no gf but alex was kind enough to buy me one

Serious question: Why does the AL West even exist?

Rangers are in second place

wat

>jays and rags have coinciding redemption arcs

would have been perfect if you got the 9s

I love the ALW desu senpai

White Sox
Twins obviously

fuck me

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>white girls "asses"

1stros tbqh

Incredible

are you actually going to make me say it?

>w


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do i need to?

reminder that teams from texas are getting blown the fuck out three times tomorrow