Talk to me, Sup Forums, whats going on in your life?

Talk to me, Sup Forums, whats going on in your life?

Pic unrelated

Well i'm not clearing my driveway with a flamethrower, that's what i might be doing wrong.

Alas, im not either. Bute im so bored

How do you make your life any less miserable than it is? Any tips?

Kinda empty bottle

See this if you want to know what's wrong with me

I have one for it, though it's propane powered, not liquid like the one shown. Really just for when ice builds up too thick to break reasonably.

I got fired today. Feels bad man

Lost my job due to budget cuts. It sucks

Salt works wonders

...

Me too but mines a little different. I work, well, worked at a porno store. A new anatomically accurate large sized horse dildo came in. Everyone stood around it and marveled at the sheer size. what I didn’t know is that it was one of those kinds where you can insert liquid spooge into it to replicate an orgasm. It has a tube on it that goes to a bulb. When you squeeze the bulb it shoots faux horse jizz. I was the last to show up and upon seeing it I grasped it by the base, hoisted up a foot or so and proceeded to do my best “mr. Ed, the talking horse impression”

“Heeeellloooo willlllbur, please don’t tell Carol!”

I then slammed it down on the counter accidentally striking the bulb which someone had foolishly loaded with the white goo. Fake horse jizz erupted in a fountain striking the ceiling and delivering a money shot that hit me, my boss, three coworkers, and two customers.

I feel kinda shitty if you want to know

>buy good boots
>search for a forest or some mountains near you
>spend your sunday hiking
>solves a fuckload of problems

>trolled the shit outta some guy
>had to leave for a bit
>come back, check thread
>they kept trolling the shit outta him after I left
so far a pretty good morning.

Holy shit you're right. I havent gone out in months because i lost all my friends due to graduating.

Gave my ex-girlfriend a chance to tell me the truth without any bullshit involved. i knew the truth and i demanded her to tell me it. she lied straight to my face. i then proceeded to tell her i hope your father dies in his upcoming surgery and told her how much of a slut she is. just to get her to never talk to me again. she was my only friend. now im here snorting blow for the past 4 days with barely any sleep. feels real bad man. being alone sucks man :(

Playin some persona 5, really enjoying it.
Going to the doctor today to see if I get cleared to go back to work soon. I am now capable of jerking off without pain after my surgery, so it's been a fapfrenzy for me lately.

One of my romantic partners just let me know that he's afraid of me. And the only reason I'm not killing myself right now is because the two of my romantic partners couldn't afford rent without me and I don't want them to be homeless.

Hiking alone is pretty cool if you are good with your own self. It's a pretty nice adventure and kinda makes life a bit more worth living.

Dude, idk man. I feel like empty a lot. My brother an heroed himself and a lot hasn’t been the same since then. I used to think crying myself to sleep was the worst thing, but now I know it’s worse to not be able to cry at all. It’s like the memory doesn’t matter, and he’s as irrelevant to me as anyone else, and I know that’s not true. I’m in school now to be a fighter pilot like he dreamed about, and I know that would make him happy, but life is fucking hard at times. Plus I just miss my family who are thousands of miles away, but whenever I visit there is a gap where he used to be that is insurmountable. Just want to go back to the days when I could call him up and shoot the shit and have him make fun of me for what a faggot I was. But hey, I guess life goes on. If I get dubs, I’ll take it as a sign tomorrow will be a better day

shit's fucked

Aw dude.

I had this gr8 gf whos like everything youd want, funny, loves laying in bed all day, just overall the best person

Anyways i cheated on her twice and all her friends called me out for it so i dumped her and a month after she fucked this dude who was my friend but she really didnt like him and ended up going after me again

So im tryna call out that dude now and it feels dumb that i have but i said too much cant back down

>If I get dubs, I’ll take it as a sign tomorrow will be a better day
Dubs don't lie user

I know no one cares, but that’s the only time dubs have made me legitimately happy

Check'd

Damn double dubs. I guess they really don’t. Thanks user

I'm about to eat lasagna.
For lunch.
What about you?

My life is not as good as yours. I would kill a homeless person for some lasagna right now.

lost my job.

going back home soon for a visit and can't visit the neighbourhood where i grew up and my friends are because i got arrested a few times before i left and the police there are kinda shit so i''m staying out of there because i don't want to be harassed.

i miss my ex boyfriend recently.

I think his fire extinguisher is broken.

nothing.

...

Too many things OP

OP here

Holy fuck, i thought i was a mess.

Sad nigga hours came thru

At least im not alone of ppl who feel like shits no good these days

recovering from spinal surgery

nice trips.
fuck user, were you at risk of losing use of your body? thats one of my biggest fears

Same, only behind blind

Well, if you go to moscow you can kill street dogs for cash.

I just saw my ex wife on POF last night and found out she uses crystal meth soooo....I'm going to DHS in the morning and the police to get her place and her car searched because my daughter doesn't need to be around that shit (we have joint custody). She tested positive for THC in divorce court years ago but didn't even get a slap on the wrist. I'd assume crystal meth is a bit more serious and should carry some penalties so here's hoping she is in possession of some currently and that they drug test her. My daughter hates going to her mom's for the week as it is and always tells me she wishes she could just live with me 100% of the time. If I can get custody, I'm finally moving back home and away from this bullshit state I got stationed in while serving in the military. It's been a long 9 years.

i think being blind is on par with that for me.
thing is right whenever i stumble into like amputation porn or something like that its like i get this tingle in my spine, kind of like ghost pain i guess except i haven't actually lost anything? i hate the feeling.

Yes, was the major reason for surgery, didn't lose much though besides feeling in lower back. fusion from t12 to l2, major portion of lower(lumbar) back.

thats good it turned out well user. have a swift recovery.

Sheeeeeeeeit. Stay strong. I know, helps so much especially on the chan, but I promise you it will be ok.

my Mrs has done a 'reading' on me while i was sleeping i grabbed cards from her oracle deck. She's super excited it's told her the future apparently.Help? Or am I safe... (lol) She also believes injections are bad.

>dropped out of high school at 14 cause had bad anxiety around other people
>never leave house for 9 years
>luckily i have nana who takes care of me financially
>23 now
>nana passed away last month right before christmas
>heart in pieces, took the one good thing from my life
>get 21 day notice to leave house cause it was under her name
>be day 19 today
>gonna be homeless on wednesday
>no money, no means of income, no family to depend on, no bank account, photo id etc
>about to be homeless on wednesday

I'm fine

Waiting for my boss to mail me some adresses and phone numbers for new areas I will be working in. Been waiting since wednesday, so I'm starting to lose my temper.

That's good, at least.

Good luck bronon, all the best

My girlfriend of 2 1/2 years broke up with me. I moved to Oregon with her got a job and all was well until her feelings changed. She was way outta my league and now I don't know what to do.

time to work or make work for yourself, you're on the internet. buy shit and sell it. good luck anom

I once had a gf who would stand in a big 'bell' (more of a metal bowl) and hit it with a hammer. Told me the vibrations purified her body from spirits, or something like that.
She was actually a nice girl and it was fun visiting 'haunted' or abandoned places and just exploring.

are you not getting paid until you get the address?

my new back

thanks user. guess its sink or swim from here on out

Check em boi. Your bro is a part of you. Not talking some spiritual evangelical bullshit. He rubbed off on you(giggity) in a way that has shaped the character you are today... hopefully not the an heroic part considering it wouldnt really help you.

Just sneak into people's garages at night.
What's the worst that can happen?

so do you feel that shit in your spine or what?

Good luck with metal detectors.

>mom died
>forced to take care of disabled stepdad
>he's going deaf; blasts the tv
>i work nights; try to sleep during the day
>hear nothing but judge judy and family feud all fucking day
>can't sound proof the bedroom
>can't wear earplugs in case he falls and starts screaming for help
>maybe 3 hours a sleep each day
>judge fucking judy
>family fucking fued

Strength is the reason he's afraid of me. And I can never make him un-afraid of me, so I don't really see how it will be okay.

idk about that user. i was gonna sleep at a park

How much do you care about this person?

I fuckin hate custodial shitspills like this. Here's to hoping the twat has some meth on her... even if she doesn't shit might show up positive on a test

That's nice to hear. I always appreciate where her hearts at. I believe a lot of what she says aswel otherwise I'd be another fucked internet robot. she actually helps me a lot with social interaction, she is my light.

Pretty sure im an autobot but smart enough to function well enough

A lot.

Alternatively, sneak aboard a boat and live a life of adventure.

Do what you want but ditch the baggage. You're so down to earth you're living for other people. Live for yourself, lots of love.

Its weird, I can hardly bend over at all and am stuck like that for the rest of my life. I can def feel it

It's titanium, i should be fine

It sounds like you have money. You two should go see a couples counselor. Even if it might be a bit awkward since you're not exactly in a monogamous relationship.

i cant swim

USA? Fuck a job, make work and hire noobs.

I've thought about it. I don't really have the money though. We split the rent three ways to be able to afford it because the cost of living in this state is outrageous.

user needs to empower us again, the top is becoming too wealthy. Remember when we would grow crops and sit and drink for the rest of the year

Dropped out at 8th grade got GED last year on 2nd semester in 5000+ math classes and helping with theoreticalmath. I have no fucking idea how I got to this point.

sounds pretty bad.
no offense but god i hope i neve rhave to deal with that shit

I guess I could try to find one that takes my insurance or works on a sliding scale though.

hit lawyer and gym up?

How about wirelesd headphones or an enclosed speaker area for pops

im not american but it will be OK and well done to get this far

My birthday was Friday and, even though I was surrounded by my friends and family, I felt so alone. I was so overwhelmed by the amount of people and noise that I barely communicated with them. I feel like my gf ruined it like she did last year but maybe I just want an excuse to leave her. But without her I'll have no where to go by June. I already know of my depression and anxiety so no need to diagnose me. I just needed to get out what I have on my mind

You could try talking to a priest first. Some of them are better than 'real' counselors.

Only girl I ever loved and planned to spend my life with said she wasn't in love with me after a year.

It will be ok, bcuz you are not him. Relationships are overrated. They usually end up with one person to addicted to the feeling, getting hurt emotionally and psychologically bcuz the other isnt feeling the same way. Alot of the pain is self inflicted technically, but it is caused from another persons lack of or overbearing emotion towards them. I promise you will be ok. The only reason you wouldnt be ok, is if you took your own life. Mind you, I dont know your full situation. Regardless, there are bigger fish to fry than this person being afraid of you and you trying to deal with it. Just dont. I am telling you from experience that the best thing for you to do, is focus on you and distance yourself. Time will help mend this hole, but taking care of yourself will relieve you of the rest of the agony. Chin up my sad user person friend thing.

I'd be lying if I said it doesn't suck

I love you

Have meetings booked at the locations, and I need the phone numbers to book new ones at others. No work=no pay. Left a voice mail at 08:51 AM today, 10:18 now and still no answer. If I don't get an answer today I'm going to bust a testicle because the first meeting is 10:00 AM tomorrow.

lmao you're a science experiment

I'm going outside a little more. I definitely wanna get more tone.

o damn, sounds lucrative. I'd love to know more detail. Best of luck, if this door closes there's another one to open

Plenty more fish in the sea. You could be a faggot, who knows

Figure Id just leave this here...

the drugs are fucking nice tho

whats yer job?

True, but I have a flawless record of never missing my appointments and showing up on time for general shifts, and I would like to keep that streak until at least august this year.

If these meetings go my way I will be looking at a lot more work but also a whole mess of a lot more shekels. Only problem is corporate planning for my fiscal district. Lazy cunts.

Thanks Sup Forums. Goodnight.

she has bipolar and borderline personality disorder, I don't even think she knows who she really is. She was my best friend and I feel lost and hopeless without her. Plenty more fish in the sea, but you don't choose who you love.

I think they will give you the details late this evening, relax.

You can buy him earplugs for the TV

Goodbye.