ANCAP hate thread

Post more ancap cartoons

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I made that one.

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Still butthurt about the other thread huh?

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I love seeing my memes circulate.

>People can't be trusted to make their own decisions, which is why we need people in government, because people can be trusted

ancap here

ur memes r weak pham

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>Everyone is equal
>Liberals are stupid because they believe everyone is equal
Hurr

>everyone should have the same rights
>everyone IS the same

these are just hilarious and for me, a proof ancap does work!
No one would be that immoral, that's why we need christian national anarcho capitalism!

get on my level!

Everyone has franchise, so they have just as much say in who gets to hold political power as you.

But then it's not anarcho you retard

Libertarians/ancaps are just as egalitarian as any SJW or commie. They believe that all men are equally morally corrupt and thus should not be trusted with power and authority.

>Yes you can trust us goys, we will rule you fairly.
>w-what no I wasn't just increasing my wage by tenfold for no reason, you're being intolerant, the penalty for intolerance is brainwashing

Anarchist rejection of political authority is independent of the moral character of the authority figure in question.

I'd rather have freedom than safety.

>let's give men and women power because at least once in a while one of them won't be corrupt

let's

ancap is an autistic line of thought that completely falls apart in any sort of practical application. Anyone who considers it to be anything but an intellectual exercise in "what if" scenarios is confirmed as completely autistic.

In an anarcho-capitalist society what prevents me from purchasing all the land surrounding someone's house, building a moat and filling it with sharks and shit?
He'll be physically unable to leave his house, but even if he did attempt to sneak out I could shoot him and cite the NAP for my doing so because he trespassed on my shark and shit moat.

Haha shitsharks

They're not real..right?

>what prevents me from purchasing all the land surrounding someone's house, building a moat and filling it with sharks and shit?
Everyone else who can see how much of an asshole you are. If you think you can get away with that kind of shit in any society, anarchist our otherwise, you clearly don't know how people work.

Honor based societies don't need government. In the Arizona people used to do deals all the time, big deals, and just sealed them with a handshake. It wasn't until the government required signed contracts for real estate deals in the 70's that people started doing things in writing.

If someone wrongs you then they can be ostracized from society. Freedom of association is all you need.

Anarcho-Capitalism is like the cambrian explosion of politics.

It's chaos at first but ultimately resolves.

>live in ancap society
>cant find an appartement without a "landlord can rape my gf and/or kids at will" clause in the contract
Such is life in paradise.

What are you going to do about it? I haven't broken any laws, retard. It's my property and any attempt to unsurp my plan (which doesn't even initiate force) is a violation of my property rights, fuck nugget.

There are different kinds of ancaps. From the individualist autitsts to more developed systems. Hoppe's proposal of private cities,is quite interesting.

And who judges what makes one an asshole? Is that not basically mob rule?

>own a humble construction buisness in an ancap society
>built a house for a fellow anarchist
>ask for payment upon completion
>customer tells me to get bent
>forced to file for bankrupcy since i cant possibly pay for the materials and wages needed for the construction out of reserves
My own fault really, should have invested in a pack of gun-toting raiders instead.

you should have asked for payment up front then fucked off a few hundred miles away since the infrastructure to maintain fast long distance communication no longer works so you can pretend to be someone else and run the scam again

Private courts.
He would be found guilty for fraud.

is that an ancap society or what the governments are doing right at this moment? im confused at the meme

>ever finding someone retarded enough to pay up front for a construction project

If i found someone who paid me before the thing is finished id take the money and run even in our very un-ancap society.

Probably shoot you if you try to stop me from getting out. Quite possibly ask other people to help me as well. Because at that point, you are no better than a government. It is almost certain that no court or security service will take your side on the matter, for pretty obvious reasons.

Mob rule is what we have now. There is no escaping this in any society, because more people tend to have more power than fewer people. The ruleset for anarchist "mob rule" is significantly smaller and far more consistent than that of statists.

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Joke is on him, he got paid with some worthless money (hard to keep track of these when every mom and pop store issues its own currency) as a test.

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>scrape together whatever cash i have left to pay for a law suit
>fraudist just gives the judge 10% of the money he saved by not paying me
>final judgement is that he is unguilty, i have to pay for any court costs,and i owe him my bots and firstborn as a payment for his time to appear in court
At last, ancap justice prevailed.

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so these people in a heavily populated area are going to just idly stand by and let one guy hoard all the water while they die of thirst?

I mean maybe if he took a cut of their pay checks and in turn supplied the town with piping and a sewer system.....this is starting to sound familiar but its missing force

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>Criticizing the industrial revolution
Are you mentally retarded? People worked that much due the massive increase in manpower,and low capitalization. When capitalization went up,conditions got better. Live before the industrial revolution was garbage.

this one is hilarious

>implying this is not goal society

>Private courts

Are you retarded or just libertarians? oh it's the same thing.

Why someone have the right to create a ''private court''?

Why my private court is the right and not the other private court?

Fucking libertarians, they are this stupid.

You cut the quote.

>demand that the fire get put out
>one guy

>supply of people to put the fire out
>one guy

Then don't set your house on fire stupid.

>live in ancap society
>parents had to sell me into serfdom as a child
>die at 12 from silicosis in the acid mines
Short life, but i least i was free, apart from the literal slavery.

>brazil

One of his friends, or a random nice guy, could build a moat around you.

Think about what none aggression means, i.e., do to others what you would have them do to you.

>sweden

POLITICAL VIEWS

>GOD TIER
National Conservatism

>GREAT TIER
Paleo conservatsm
Traditional conservatism
Fascism

>GOOD TIER
Libertarianism
National Socialism
Neo Liberalism
Liberalism

>OK TIER
Paleo Liberalism/libertarianism

>EDGY, INTEREETIMG, BUT DAMGEROUS TIER
Anarcho capitalism


>KIKE TIER
Neo Conservatism
Centrism
Democratic Socialism

>I DON'T WANT THIS TIER
Anarcho egoism
Islamic Communism
Corporatism


>EVEN WORSE TIER
Stalinism
Trotskyism

>KEK TIER
Social democracy

KILL YOURSELF TIER
Anarcho collectivism
Anarcho communism
Anarcho primitism and tribalism
Feminism

touché

>Why someone have the right to create a ''private court''?
>Rights
And you call anyone else a retard hue. Nice spook idiot.

fresh OC

>Corporatism
>Bad
You seem to ignore the fact that the bigger the accumulation of capital the bigger the technological output is.
We are lacking stronger corporations,not the other way around.

But what happens if the man builds a moat around himself first so that others can't get to his property and build a boat around him?

>live in ancap society
>sign up for commercial gym
>have to give one year notice before i can leave the contract
>have to pay even when moving away
>can be kicked out at any time
>have to inform them of any change in my adress
>they can change prices at any time, while i still need to give them one year notice before i can leave
>has no upper limit of customers
>no guarantee of available equipment, or functioning showers
>basically get fucked to hell and back by basically illegal fineprint
>dont actually live in ancap society
>actually live in statist society
>commercial gyms STILL do this without shame

Why are gyms so shit?

FUCK YOU ASSHOLE
LIBERTY OR DEATH
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>that pic
REEEEEEEE WHY KILL A CUTIE???

Not AnCap but kinda funny

Corporatism is totalirilism, which gives power to cooperations.

It's basically corporate dictatorship.

Do you really want kikes having even more power?

Equality of outcome is not the same as equality of treatment. You fucking retard, what are you 7?

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maybe in india they are

Innit

Faggot could of at least kept her as a sex slave.

Fuck what he does anyway. ISIS us shit and every paki walked past fucking stinks like shit.

no because we have guns too

>Why someone have the right to create a ''private court''?
Do you know what courts do? They resolve disputes. When two people want to resolve their differences without having a gunfight, they go to an arbiter. And the qualities of a desirable arbiter are impartiality, consistency, and a record of ruling within a commonly accepted moral framework. Over time, reputable arbiters will arise that cater to the majority of the population.

If you think the "right" to arbitrate needs to be bestowed upon someone, who does that bestowing and where do they get that right?

no because we also

>Corporatism is totalirilism
Every serious political system requires authority
> It's basically corporate dictatorship.
No. As there are more than 1 corporation and believe it or not they dont have the same interests.
>Do you really want kikes having even more power?
I dont care about who holds power,as long as the economy is fine. Corporatism would lead to greater technological advancements and greater wages. We need bigger companies and corporations. Anti monopoly laws,are helding back the final result of the market,megacorporations,and we are just killing progress through those laws

no because we have guns too

>this whole thread

>ancaps ruined the gadsden flag

fuck off, it's an american nationalism flag

>tfw too coward saving qt Kurds

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Because you need to prove you're actually good at arbiting, and you can't just declare yourself judge and jury a la "look at me, i am the judge now"

a government is necessary to any society functioning without total chaos

There is two types of right:

right of institutions to regulate society ex: ''courts''; ''law'' and right to make what you want ex: ''free speech''

I was talking about the second, Juanito.

Did you pick all these cherries for me?

cmon dude trump supporters aren't authoritarians

Jesus Christ, Libertarians are even more cringeworthy compare to Liberals...

The original of that top image with the guy and the sword just looks like some sort of subliminal messaging bullshit. Reminds me of those images of dictators where they're portrayed in a light that suggests you never challenge them.

In medieval Iceland (a relatively anarchic society), the poor would sell their lawsuits to the the rich.

So, if your case was strong, you could get a cash payment from a law-firm or wealthy person, sell them the rights to your case, and then they would try to make a profit through restitution.

Refusal of the defendent to come to court means they would have to deal with, at the very least, a big drop in credit rating.

Anarcho-capitalists have been thinking about this shit for a while. You just never went out and looked for the answers. I did, and it opened my eyes.

>company A and company B are competing, in a corporatist society
>CEO's call a meeting with each other
>hey, we could totally save money for both of us if we agree to pay all our workers $0.02 a day
>holy shit, you're right! and i have no incentive to bring my wages up since ive agreed with my competitor to keep them low
>thanks, corporatism!

>There is two types of right:
No there are no rights full. Rights are just abstractions they dont exist. A private court has the same rights as a public one. None. Its legitimacy comes from the power that they could exert. Nothing more

It's the most stupid thing I've ever heard.

real life is not a ''game''. be a bit realistic.

>Company C pays workers $0.03 a day.

>implying you should challenge the leviathan

>workers stop going to work because it's more fun to earn nothing and be homeless than a literal slave
>companies fold and pay their workers more or die

why would they? they would save more money by getting in on the cartel to pay $0.02

Not him as you can see but,

''Many anarcho-capitalists believe that negative rights should be recognized as legitimate but positive rights should be rejected.''

What guarantees which rights will be followed with prosecution?
And why the fuck do you think letting private courts run cases rather than a neutral court is a good idea?

I'm here to listen I'm not calling anyone names.

Also, his error is related to the use of the word ''Right''

>ancaps rise into power
>you want to support newly established vibrant free market economy
>you buy a burger from Mr. Joe who could open his business thanks to lack of statist taxes and regulations
>you eat this motherfucker
>but wait, what is going on
>you feel sick
>you vomit and lose consciousness
>you are taken to the hospital
>they diagnose poisoning caused by some crap that was in meat (no more socialist FDA) but you don't have health insurance, so they throw you out on the street
>but first you have to pay the cost of transporting you to the hospital
>you are sent to a quarry in order to work off your debt
>you're still sick, so you have to toil while shitting yourself
>you are exhausted
>you die
>Mr. Joe uses your carcass to make new burgers
>it repeats over and over, Mr. Joe becomes a burger tycoon
>GDP rises over 10% in a month
>another free market success story

If there was demand for a non-rape apartment, there would be someone to fill it and make a fortune.

Raising wages outside of the cartel would allow you to supplant them by poaching all the high quality workers and in turn stealing all their business.

There will always be another asshole who comes along and tries to overcut the cartel on salaries, no matter how many assholes join them.