ITT: Name anything America does, which isn't done better elsewhere in the world

ITT: Name anything America does, which isn't done better elsewhere in the world.
>The ability to be incredibly fat and ignorant doesn't count
/thread?

Super Bowl.

True, no other country in the world allows people to get brain damage on purpose, while making neanderthalians ejaculate beer and vote for Turdump

more like super gay

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>America is the best in the world at sports

American's are all disabled

Putting a human being on the moon.

We have better national parks.

Fight sports, military, science, things that aren't outmoded in general, space flight.

The contest in your part of the world that isn't participating in a meaningless contest about who is the most sophisticated are quickly pumping in war refugees who refuse to fight for their countries.

How about war.
Losers

Name a single war America has actually won?

It's cool we can wait all day.

The American Revolution, bitch.

Also the Gulf War, which we breezed through like a magazine.

>2 different kind of pageants

Only you mean 'spending money on war'

Loses wars to Vietnamese farmers and sandniggers

Wow. Running out of controversial topics, log man?

Totally unlike Crusades and Southeast Asian colonialism.

So you need help from foreign countries every time or....?

Are there zero wars you've won single handedly?
For a country so good at what there must be at least one?

Created a reigning technological superpower in just over 200 years. Not bad for a bunch of so-called traitors to the monarchy.

>*America is the best at their national league that no other country participates in
I don't know how you could misread that, user

I like how pretending that German mercenaries don't exist makes me think that they don't exist, too.

Do you know of any wars that were won by a singular country with no outside support?

Kek war
Didn’t your precious towers get taken down by a gang of towel heads.
Russia is superior

>Literally describing every country in the EU

We could blow every one tf up and win it that way, but w'ere the good guys

So you're just don't know any wars that American has actually won?

Sure there contributed to some victories (and more defeats), but have they ever actually won a fucking war?

Sit down and stay pleb.

Russia can't even afford to maintain their military, if I'm not mistaken, there's still nuclear sub rusted TO the pier somewhere. I forget the port now lol

That’s a conspiracy, user. Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams REEEEEE

>only thing anyone can come up with is the ability to pull the trigger on a bigger gun and play supper bowel

Stay butthurt.
You live your lives how we say your allowed to.

American diplomatic skills:
>USA : Hi, shithole. Can I buy your oil?
>Shithole : No.
>USA : *pretends shithole has chemical weapons*
>USA : *declares war*
>USA : Can I buy your oil now ?

You guys get so butt hurt over banter, calm down faggots

America is just a playground in which Israel gets to fuck Americuck's daughters, in exchange for throwing burgers at them.

Jean shorts.

Americans wear the shit out of cut off denims more than my other nation.

bitcoin

Jesus user, the 80's are dead...

America is the best at making trash people from shit countries jealous.

>If not, then y u so mad, faggot?

Extorting the sick and elderly.

USA NUMBER 1!!!

Wish you wouldn't

Health care

So you're a jelly sandperson?

>Were the good guys
Couldn’t be more accurate kek

The Civil War. (Got em)

You take that back you fucking faggot

Comedy. That Trump thing has the whole world laughing.

MAXIMUM OVERFAIL

Number 1 consumer of high fructose corn syrup.

USA NUMBER 1!!!

Well you guys are pretty good at stealing other products from countries and good at making yourselves look original

>Pic related

Name one thing your shit hole country does best

wew lad

Healthy diet

Doesn't count if all you can afford is potatoes and cabbage

Access to recreational drugs

we best at gunz u 12 y/o brit fags

Personal hygiene

Must suck to be jealous of the US

Capitalism.

>mfw this thread every day

>we best at gunz

Working sufficient amounts to then not work.

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freeeeeedumb

>Super Bowl.

Watched some minutes of the Super Bowl. Gayest thing ever. Grown men using a deformed ball as excuse to pat each other's asses. Some of them didn't want to have anything of that, and tried to run away, but were hunted down for the sake of it. They gathered two, three, four or more, just to hug each other. And worst of all, lying down in a big pile on the middle of the field, grinding their dicks on each other. Over and over again, in public, with thousands of spectators around
them. Amerifags call it sport. I call it 'Gay Championship'.

>this american assumes the 4channer he is speaking to is from afghanistan

ya but some got paid millions for it and the gifts they are gonna get for winning could be just as much

School shooting.

FREEDOM

How?...

fucking big kek

Briton here.
Please stop doing this crap.

>Name anything America does better than elsewhere in the world.

Niggers on the run.

And the goal posts were moved

WARNING: this game will make you cum in five minutes or less! Don't play if you love your wife!

Briton
You mean britbong you fucking faggot

>Don't play if you love your wife!
Sounds like my kind of game!

We have both of those plugs idiot.

You don't need a $50 electric socket for a cell phone charger.

We have 120v, dual phase, 15a/20a outlets. If you have a little plug like that on it then it's just an alarm clock or some shit and that's all it needs. If you're plugging in your clothes dryer that's 220v 40a then it has that same plug and it's all metal and sturdy.

For some fucking reason, Europe thought it was a good idea to make their alarm clocks run on 220v 40a outlets so when kids stick a paper clip in there they die or burn the fucking house to the ground, hence requiring some over engineered outlet with a fuse or something that costs more than the shit you plug into it.

They know I don’t have a wife

This proves it
Americans are better at falling for bait

shiet get wrekt OP

stop imitating Sup Forums

Oh look twice over as well

Stop projecting reddit

dont make me mad

It's just that we need the FREEDOM of plugging whatever we fucking like in every plug available in the house without asking every time to ourselves "will it work? Will power suffice?"

A freedom matter. Ironic isnt it?

They like to make things that are big, like the world biggest ball of yarn. So I guess my answer is attention whoring

No, you

It doesnt matter if I was baited. What matters is that europoor OP was intellectually obliterated. Victory is what Americans are good at.

No one makes porn and the Internet quite like America.

This millions of pics of hot white girls with their asses up in the air, showing butthole and pussy? That's America, my friend.

--proud Amerifag

Good chance OP is American though

Americans are good at losing multiple wars and a shit ton of cash

You couldn't even beat Vietnam, have you won any wars recently at all? I mean, if you mean winning is the sense of statistics for who is best, you're still not doing well on most things, except military spending

White girls sucking black dicks is America’s fault.
Your freed slaves now fuck your daughters

Yeah but it’s hot

it was the liberals. we coulda won but our boys were forced to go home. whom the liberals shat at, calling them "baby killers"

Yeah cause you can win wars against incurgencys. Twice you have failed. Twice humiliated. Be embarrassed.

The US is great at thumping their chest trying to scare people, they're the best terrorists on the planet I'll give them that, puting a senil old man in charge of the weapons of mass destruction, pretty fucking crazy

Foreign aid.

Ugh fuck off OP u cunt