Random skank that was sleeping outside my house what do

Random skank that was sleeping outside my house what do

Wash her

Making her wash my dishes, check the news tomorrow

Proposition her for a blowjob

Bowl of eggs or gtfo

post her nudes on Sup Forums

Get some nudes, have sex with her, show us her nudes, feed her, have sex with her, etc...

I bet she smells great

Offer her a place for the night, make sure you Remember where you left your valuable shit just in case. Send her on her way in the morning and feel good that you helped someone without asking for anything in return

give her a safe place to sleep and put your dick away user

When she's done with the dishes lol

Why did you let her in your house?

Already did

show her this funny picture lol

If she's already in your house there is no way your dick won't end up inside her.
Just make sure you get some nudes

Gay

Ask her to marry you

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introduce her to Sup Forums

I retract my nudes statement, but keep fucking her
Free pussy, good for you

crackhead spotted
wrap your shit up if you're gonna stick it in her

Fuck her again, right now.

Watch the ASPCA commercial with the Sarah McLachlan song in it on repeat and furiously masturbate. Have her join you and see who can orgasm more fluids

>Free pussy, good for you
Just make sure you get tested

fuck this faggot i wanna see this ugly bitch buck nekkid

*cough* herpes

is that pudding, tuna and cheese in a can.

She's too heavy to be a crackhead.

She might have decent titties. OP, let's see tits.

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Same here. Crackhead titties and pussy can surprise you sometimes!

even if you kick her out she might still come back with some tweakers friends of hers and rob you.

Ya, that one! The angels song

The only thing to do. Also, random skank isn't a very nice pet name for your gf or wife.

She interested

They Ain't gonna rob some broke nigga that has to eat Lucky Charms out of a coffee mug.

nah like for real though is there a story/reason as to why you let her in your house?

^^^ this, I don't know what nation or city your from but you appear too trusting user.

post his benis

bump

Feed eggs

shoe on head

Nice ring

At least you have Skippy peanut butter and not some bullshit brand like Jif. And creamy? Myyyyy niggaaaaaa.

Good on you!

>wedding ring

mkay bye

show eggs in refrigerator

Pants off...let's see what we're working with here

shh she stole it from OPs mom and was hoping he wouldn't notice

Nice fingernails
She probably has all kinds of wonderful std's too

Please let her lick your ass or vice versa and fuck her in the ass? And of course post pictures of it...

Lol black nails hiv bru

Fuck up right now cunt. Everyone knows crunchy is where its at. Broke ass bitch.

Close-up of butthole

crack dealers will trade a nutribullet or a toaster or anything for 1 crack

Sleeping outside your house? What kind of dystopian hellhole are living in?

boil every egg you have in the house, put it in a bowl and don't let her leave till she eats every one of them

ITT: Gullible idiots think op says the truth about the girl.

She is not off the street

Show her bellybutton

then why is he showing egg?

lol why u wasting time OP like she's some classy bitch stick finger

Nice try shitbag but Crunchy was introduced YEARS after peanut butter was invented and the overwhelming majority hated it. Peanut butter was made to be smooth. You're eating the less refined version that they sold to peasants.

You probably like pulp in your orange juice too huh? Same thing. The less dioter d orange juice was left over and given to the staff of large hose workers and the lower class.

If you like it you most likely have servant blood in you.

Back to these crackhead tits! Where they at?

no NOT gay - He actually knows whats up with real humanity faggot

jesus christ look at that tweaker bitch's fucking fingernails

You're getting more though cunt and it tastes better how hard is that to grasp

This nigga got a good head on his shoulders

have you seen her fucking fingernails m8?

Hats off to your butter knowledge though fam

This nigga got a good head on his shoulders

Peasant butter xdxd

>Getting more
>Same size jar

You're an idiot

Loool nigga like the jar heavier tho cuz all the crunchy peanut mass

this is bait

I'm gonna release products like Chunky Milk, Bumpy Water, and Lumpy Pudding and know retards like you are buying that shit.

You probably wanna buy "chocolate" diamonds too

Nobody in their right mind eats smooth rather than crunchy. Fucking philistines.

Suppose to be butter texture it's in the name fam

Moar of the homeless woman.

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crack is like 1xp in an rpg?

good sir i take 1 crack

Anyone who prefers smooth peanut butter to crunchy never matured past baby food.

Fuck you, OP

Shes got bigger balls than him

fuck yall talmbout peanut burrah
let's get back to the matter at hand: OP's meth bride

What matters is does this bitch like to devour cock?

Op u better be catching a std on camera

This faggot knows his shit, OP just fucked a bioweapon

Depends on how you're living. If you're alone, I'd say you guys should get married on a whim just because.

OP is kill.

Moar pictures mtf

lol OP got stabbed

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IT'S OFFICIAL: OP got killed by a hobo

Niggas, chill. OP can't post while fucking. Give him a few moar minutes.

How long does it take to get your dick bitten off by a crackhead?

No he ded. Hobo sister kill him. knife in back and take jewels. sad life

exactly 2 grams of meth

Curl up and watch a nice family movie like American Psycho together

since OP is dead now...

YO CRACKHEAD,
post your tits now!!

HIV negative

Have a Snapchat selfie photo session with her and post your best pics

Right BOB on her ass! Do it Bitch, it's my birthday!

that's nasty nails nigger

Do a background check on her