Random skank that was sleeping outside my house what do
Random skank that was sleeping outside my house what do
Wash her
Making her wash my dishes, check the news tomorrow
Proposition her for a blowjob
Bowl of eggs or gtfo
post her nudes on Sup Forums
Get some nudes, have sex with her, show us her nudes, feed her, have sex with her, etc...
I bet she smells great
Offer her a place for the night, make sure you Remember where you left your valuable shit just in case. Send her on her way in the morning and feel good that you helped someone without asking for anything in return
give her a safe place to sleep and put your dick away user
When she's done with the dishes lol
Why did you let her in your house?
Already did
show her this funny picture lol
If she's already in your house there is no way your dick won't end up inside her.
Just make sure you get some nudes
Gay
Ask her to marry you
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introduce her to Sup Forums
I retract my nudes statement, but keep fucking her
Free pussy, good for you
crackhead spotted
wrap your shit up if you're gonna stick it in her
Fuck her again, right now.
Watch the ASPCA commercial with the Sarah McLachlan song in it on repeat and furiously masturbate. Have her join you and see who can orgasm more fluids
>Free pussy, good for you
Just make sure you get tested
fuck this faggot i wanna see this ugly bitch buck nekkid
*cough* herpes
is that pudding, tuna and cheese in a can.
She's too heavy to be a crackhead.
She might have decent titties. OP, let's see tits.
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Same here. Crackhead titties and pussy can surprise you sometimes!
even if you kick her out she might still come back with some tweakers friends of hers and rob you.
Ya, that one! The angels song
The only thing to do. Also, random skank isn't a very nice pet name for your gf or wife.
She interested
They Ain't gonna rob some broke nigga that has to eat Lucky Charms out of a coffee mug.
nah like for real though is there a story/reason as to why you let her in your house?
^^^ this, I don't know what nation or city your from but you appear too trusting user.
post his benis
bump
Feed eggs
shoe on head
Nice ring
At least you have Skippy peanut butter and not some bullshit brand like Jif. And creamy? Myyyyy niggaaaaaa.
Good on you!
>wedding ring
mkay bye
show eggs in refrigerator
Pants off...let's see what we're working with here
shh she stole it from OPs mom and was hoping he wouldn't notice
Nice fingernails
She probably has all kinds of wonderful std's too
Please let her lick your ass or vice versa and fuck her in the ass? And of course post pictures of it...
Lol black nails hiv bru
Fuck up right now cunt. Everyone knows crunchy is where its at. Broke ass bitch.
Close-up of butthole
crack dealers will trade a nutribullet or a toaster or anything for 1 crack
Sleeping outside your house? What kind of dystopian hellhole are living in?
boil every egg you have in the house, put it in a bowl and don't let her leave till she eats every one of them
ITT: Gullible idiots think op says the truth about the girl.
She is not off the street
Show her bellybutton
then why is he showing egg?
lol why u wasting time OP like she's some classy bitch stick finger
Nice try shitbag but Crunchy was introduced YEARS after peanut butter was invented and the overwhelming majority hated it. Peanut butter was made to be smooth. You're eating the less refined version that they sold to peasants.
You probably like pulp in your orange juice too huh? Same thing. The less dioter d orange juice was left over and given to the staff of large hose workers and the lower class.
If you like it you most likely have servant blood in you.
Back to these crackhead tits! Where they at?
no NOT gay - He actually knows whats up with real humanity faggot
jesus christ look at that tweaker bitch's fucking fingernails
You're getting more though cunt and it tastes better how hard is that to grasp
This nigga got a good head on his shoulders
have you seen her fucking fingernails m8?
Hats off to your butter knowledge though fam
This nigga got a good head on his shoulders
Peasant butter xdxd
>Getting more
>Same size jar
You're an idiot
Loool nigga like the jar heavier tho cuz all the crunchy peanut mass
this is bait
I'm gonna release products like Chunky Milk, Bumpy Water, and Lumpy Pudding and know retards like you are buying that shit.
You probably wanna buy "chocolate" diamonds too
Nobody in their right mind eats smooth rather than crunchy. Fucking philistines.
Suppose to be butter texture it's in the name fam
Moar of the homeless woman.
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crack is like 1xp in an rpg?
good sir i take 1 crack
Anyone who prefers smooth peanut butter to crunchy never matured past baby food.
Fuck you, OP
Shes got bigger balls than him
fuck yall talmbout peanut burrah
let's get back to the matter at hand: OP's meth bride
What matters is does this bitch like to devour cock?
Op u better be catching a std on camera
This faggot knows his shit, OP just fucked a bioweapon
Depends on how you're living. If you're alone, I'd say you guys should get married on a whim just because.
OP is kill.
Moar pictures mtf
lol OP got stabbed
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IT'S OFFICIAL: OP got killed by a hobo
Niggas, chill. OP can't post while fucking. Give him a few moar minutes.
How long does it take to get your dick bitten off by a crackhead?
No he ded. Hobo sister kill him. knife in back and take jewels. sad life
exactly 2 grams of meth
Curl up and watch a nice family movie like American Psycho together
since OP is dead now...
YO CRACKHEAD,
post your tits now!!
HIV negative
Have a Snapchat selfie photo session with her and post your best pics
Right BOB on her ass! Do it Bitch, it's my birthday!
that's nasty nails nigger
Do a background check on her