Ladies of Sup Forums: how traumatic was your first bush inspection at school?

Ladies of Sup Forums: how traumatic was your first bush inspection at school?

It was Clinton inspection then

>Ladies
>Sup Forums
Pick one faggot

You mean thursday night’s at the Clinton Foundation?

Bill’s always first to volunteer

Kind of gross but it earned me an A

as a guy, health inspection day was unexciting. at our school they had private changing rooms and no group nudity like back in the 90s.

EVERY TIME people were outraged when it happened, and EVERY TIME they were happy afterwards, because Gretchen Swampybush finally got treatment for her crabs epidemic she's been spreading the whole year.

moral panic.

This question.. i don't even..?
So we're at bush inspections at school now?
There's literally every kind of porn thread these days (gee thanks god you twat), and you want to know about bush inspections?
I have to try this with my mates...
"Heeeey man, sup? So you remember the time their checked our dicks at school? Wel tell me how you felt man"

I just... fuck me OP this is stupid

Yeah luckily I was born in 93 the year they switched to solo inspection from group. I remember my mom telling me stories about how cold the gymnasium was and the ball they sat on the bleachers for her to stare at if they were scared. She was convinced the inspections we're still held in group during the pep rallies so she'd make sure I was trimmed perfectly up until about 10th grade when she finally came to one of the rallies. I still dreaded hearing my name over the intercom but at least Dr.Chow was very nice. Always complimented my growth

Hi from Brazil. And wtf hahahahahahah

same, monkey friend
what the hell is this

bora comer uma sopa de macaco?

herro this doctol chow how ale you have you glown? Send pictule fol lefelence honey

>traumatic
anyone who's not a fucking libtard is used to them and has been since age 4. what's your problem, home schooled?

uma delicia

The trick is to sabotage penis/bush inspection day so it takes up the whole day. Me and my friends would recommend the fire alarm.

My grandmother told me a horror story about Catholic boarding school in Argentina

>As soon as the girls started puberty the nuns would examine their bodies each week and measure hips, breasts and look for pubes.

> Once a girl got her period the nuns would inspect her underwear for blood

>Girls entering the school would have a doctor check if they were still virgins.

>Older girls (14-16) would have their underwear checked in the mornings for discharge as it was a sign of "sinful self pleasure"

You're telling me you didn't have penis inspection day at your school? What kind of backwards old age school did you attend?? Must have been riddled with dick disease

There are no girls in the Internet

my mates and I would wack-off before the penis inspection and have a contest for the biggest dick.

they don't so these days in the poorest communities, because it woudl demoralize everyone involved.
in richer areas of the US and EU most parents care for their kids' health and inspection days are to find the few unfortunate kids whose parents don't.

I live in a civilised country?

What were the consequences?

Hey man I live in Canada, don't call me uncivilized when you're the one who went through school without someone keeping you dedicated to penile health care.

unlikely, without public health facilities

It's a shame to see someone ignorant and hateful against standard health practices

>standard health practices
NEVER not once did i have an inspection day at school. Never had anyone checking out my junk. Had physicals at the doctor and brought the paperwork in for sports. thats it.
is this whole thread just bait? wtf

Actually not traumatic at all. I'm on the swimming team and there's nothing we haven't seen of each other's bodies.

some schools just don't care for health and safety.

anyway, you can stick your moral panic where the sun doesn't shine.

We used to laugh at the girls getting their bush exams (girls mature faster than boys so we hadn't had our penis inspections yet), Boy, were we in for a shock.

Do they also teach you how to wipe your butt in school? How to brush your teeth?

You have people whose job it is to raise you, they're called your parents. It's their job to teach you basic hygiene.

>parents teach you basic hygiene

apparently not. in the US they'd rather cut off the tips of their children's dicks than teach them how to use soap under the shower. that's why penis inspection days exist.
then after WW2 they exported their shit to Europe and now it's done everywhere.

no moral panic, i went to a private school until i was 12 and dropped out at 16. never happened. never even heard of such a thing.

Danny has been a good boy this year, his maths has improved greatly and his dick grew a quater inch. Well done danny

Fkn americans you realise your the only country that make child molestation mandatory right?

All these poorfags who never got checked. No wonder youre virgins. Girls don't want broke dick it was also a way to show your dick was working and how big it was.

well, hope you got checked at some point. STDs spread like wildfire through schools. shared toilets etc.

The trips hath spoken.

They do this in Europe too?

Shared toilets biggest transmitter of SEXUALLY transmitted diseases, confirmed!

nope
germanfag here, never once heard of this shit practice except for in threads on Sup Forums.
why would i ever show my dick to anyone in my fucking school? gay much?

toilets and the kids fucking like rabbits, of course.

>why would i ever show my dick to anyone
good point

I don't understand it either