33yo virgin cause of small dick, finally had a hof girl sleep over with me...

33yo virgin cause of small dick, finally had a hof girl sleep over with me, but couldnt penetrate cause it was so small and not fully erect, what do to get bigger fast????

get stung by a bee?
get two bricks and slam it?

Stop having sex with fat chicks

she was thin and hot

you can't. and stop posting this pasta

I know this feel

Muh weiner

You're triggered because your dick is even smaller than OP's dick

>virgin cause of small dick
You have a mouth and hands, right?

Dick growth surgery.
Next thread please?

You're a virgin, right?

You aren't a virgin because of a small dick. You are a virgin because you are a loser. Unless your dick is so small that it can't even penetrate, and only a TINY portion of the population has that medical condition, then the problem is your body condition or your lack of social skills.

lose weight fatty, and use your fingers and mouth and get her to do the same if you got a micro penor

>Sounds simple but lose weight and drink a lot of water
>also just rubbing your dick against her clit can feel good for both of you

Fuck, ANOTHER dick thread? What part of FAGGOT PORN SPAM is unclear to you?

Nuke the Jews who are running these fagbots.

WE NEED A FAGGOT CONTAINMENT BOARD CALLED /fag/

PACK ALL THE FAGGOT PORN SPAM IN THERE

ALL THE TRAPS, ALL THE DICK RATE THREADS, ALL THE OTHER FAGGOTRY, WHOOSH, GONE, SLAM THE LID AND KEEP THE FAGGOTS LOCKED IN THERE, WRITHING IN A CESSPOOL OF FETID STALE SEMEN, ISOLATED FROM DECENT SOCIETY. FUCK THE FAGGOT SPAM!!!

you're a dumb ass, right?

>unironically mutilating your dick
>buying the corporate jew's scam
worse than circumcision goy

I wish.

Starve yourself

by the look of that massive fat pad you should lose weight first

No. I think it might be your lack of sex ed, but most people that enjoy sex aren't obsessed with PIV as the be-all end-all.

If you wanna dick with the best of them, get on my level.

You're gay m8

>33yo virgin cause of small dick, finally had a hof girl sleep over with me, but couldnt penetrate cause it was so small and not fully erect, what do to get bigger fast????

Out of curiosity how big is it erect?

I'm a short guy 5'5, my dick erect comes to 4'5 inches and unless I'm fucking some overweight tub of lard I haven't ever 'not' been able to penetrate.

I do better with girls closer to my height, petite, slim/average girls I'm never had issues with. Current partner is 5'4, have made her cum on several occasions whilst penetrating her and a lot of foreplay.

You just have to work around the issue. Not much you can do about it. Good luck though.

You can't. Make do with what you have, teach your girls how to make you cum in creative ways and forget about PIV, git gud with your hands and mouth for them, use toys for both parties.

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That is cheating. Pussy doesn't push into the fupa, the ruler shouldn't either.

so how can i get this size out, if idont measure like that its not even 11cm , all is covered by the fat

dont mind your penis size mind how the fuck your stomach looks, i stopped eating because of you ty

That is the point. you have a small dick. Curse of the fatman. Lose the weight to gain inches or just accept the lil guy

OP, post a pic without pushing back the fat, pls.
Your belly is amazing, just saying.

Femanon here. Fit one.

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proof and willpost more

Draw a face on your cockhead with a sharpie

>not know the one weird trick to make your cock grow 7''

You're losing at least a inch because of your FUPA, you fat piece of shit. You're also losing girth from the diminished blood flow due to your clogged arteries you fat piece of shit. Either lose wieght or stay small you fat piece of shit.