Sup boys, got a civthread here for ya

Sup \b\oys, got a civthread here for ya.

First 3 votes for an area and a race wins.

LETS GO

Shameless self bump.
C'mon you fegs.

Fuck, I remember similar LARPing in grade school. Good times, when our imagination was still prime.

Have civ threads died out on Sup Forums? God damnit. I just wanna write.

>Nigger Elf

Finally someone replies. Kay, nigger elves, what area do they start in?

BUMP

Subterranean drow

Wtf man, just because we're nigger elves doesn't mean we gotta live in a shithole

Dark elves from the underground.

This seems neat already.

Anymore votes? Or am I gonna start?

Got to start somewhere, any other suggestions? I was eager to invade the surface eventually

I'll vote for this

Alright. Post inc.

Shit, you've got a point....Roll for subterranean then!

how about dark DWARVES underground. if anyone remembers the game warlords, that's the ones i mean

Dwarves are manlets...we need to be NIGGER ELVES, so we can fuck all the White elven race fags with their fancy shit

Three votes for Elf Kangs already. We're going to culturally enrich the surface world.

wait, you wanna literally elven niggers? i'm in

roll

20 Dark Elves were exploring the underground, trying desperately to find a new home. They had been annexed, removed forcibly by a coalition from above - they called themselves the Coalition of Nustaar, a compilation of elves, dwarves, humans, Gnomes and Minotaur. They had all but destroyed many dark elf settlements and kingdoms, resorting to genocide, and now, this band of dark elves may be the last in all the land, and they were forced underground. They had basic supplies for building, fighting, but were running low on food. The band of elves stopped in an open underground cave with a single beam of light coming from a hole a few hundred metres above - they would use this place as a means to live, for now.
Shaak-zu appointed herself as leader, being the only elf with a strong sense of magic, albeit the most common among her people - poison. It was now her decision of what to do next.

1. Scavenge for food
2. Explore immediate area
3. Attempt to find a way above ground for later use


20 Dark Elves, 10m 10f. (Shaak-zu, Female leader and poison magicks)

WE GOTS NATURAL ATTUNEMENT, POISON, AND HIGH MORALE AND SHEEIT.

Lets find us some food. Fried fungus is the shit.

>BREED them women
>explore, we gonna need stuff

As it stands I may have to just make both thing possible with lack of votes.

Fuck i may stop giving options and just ask you guys what y'all want to happen next.

Shaak-Zu held up a hand in the large subterranean cavern, and divided up the elves. 15 of them would stay behind and make sure this cavern is clear and safe, and depending on how long the scouting party was gone, would also be in charge of setting up places to rest when night came.

Shaak-Zu took the other 4 elves, each of them male and armed with what ebony equipment they had, and they started out, searching the immediate area around the cavern. It was after an hour of heading east that the group heard something else underground - they were not alone. As they pressed forward, they came across something visibly startling to them, a road, beaten and worn as if it had been travelled hundreds of times. They knew not where it came from or where it went, but something must be done.

1. Head North up the road
2. Head South down the road
3. Lay in wait by nearby stalagmites
4. Report back to the settlement.

20 Dark Elves, 10m 10f. (Shaak-zu, Female leader and poison magicks)

Lay in wait for whoever the fuck comes by. We gon get dey asses and take what dey got.

set up an ambush

Yeeeeah boi

Is the road fucked up and old or are there actual footprints? If there are, what do the footprints look like?

Shaak-Zu was about to order everyone to head down south of the road, but her ear twitched an she heard something coming from that way.
"Take cover, stay out of sight! Quickly!"
The other elves obliged, running behind stalagmites, making use of the shadows to make sure they blended well. They laid in wait, and it wasn't long until there was a light coming from the south, along with a voice of some sort.It was low and gravelly, yet would bring up its pitch over and over, and as the voice drew near, it became obvious what it was - It was a dwarf, sitting upon a wagon being pulled by one of their beasts, an all grey creature with wrinkly skin and a tubular nose that was oddly wrapped around its neck. The beast looked lame as it continued to pull the wagon. Besides the beast and driver, there was no other signs of life. The wagon itself carried various sacks of unknown items. With little guarding this cart it couldn't be of high import, but whatever was in it was better than nothing. An ambush would be easy - but so would be following this dwarf to whereever he was headed.

1. Follow
2. Ambush
3. Leave

20 Dark Elves, 10m 10f. (Shaak-zu, Female leader and poison magicks)

GET HIS ASS. FUCK HIM UP.

Wait until he walks by and we'll shoot him in the back

don't fuck him up too badly, we gonna need him for infos

Do any of our poisons knock people out instead of kill? Or just stun him?

Dubs seem to think we've got some knockout poison

Borben was singing his song casually, knowing this route well. He wasn't intimidated, he had made the same run hundreds of times. T'was routine to him. He gave his Beast a whip with the reins, the beast barely making a sound or increasing speed.
"Ach, yer gettin' old, aren't ya?" The dwarf shrugged and turned his attention back to the road. He opened his mouth to continue his merry tune when he caught the glimpse of a glimmer of light from the torches on his cart, and looking towards it he saw long white locks draped over a woman's shoulders, and at first he admired her beauty before realizing the tunnel wasn't very dark, and her pitch black skin was not a trick of the shadows. He slowly reached to his side for a hatchet he had on him, his hand quivering as he did. He wasn't ready for a fight. Before he could draw his hatchet he was thrown from the cart by a pair of hands that threw him from behind. He landed on his back, drawing his hatchet and holding it up against his attackers,
"Dark elves..? Dark elves! Stay back! STAY BACK!" He started swinging his hatchet uselessly, no dark elf even close to getting hit as they watched him, almost disappointed. The dark elf woman walked into the light and simply pointed to the cart, her men going to search its contents. The sacks were filled with breads and fruits, and at the very back of the cart was a minute amount of ebony ore, along with a dwarvern schematic on how to build a furnace... interesting.

Shaak-Zu looked at the lone dwarf, considering her options...

1. Kill him
2. Release him
3. Capture him

20 Dark Elves, 10m 10f. (Shaak-zu, Female leader and poison magicks)

Thats an interesting question and tbh i haven't thought of it. I think that can be a possibility.

>capture him
>use poisen to drug him
>sexy interrogations

Poison him. Knock his ass out. Haul him and his food n' sheeit back to the house.

Have someone spook the animal so it keeps moving away from us.

Wait do we want to keep the animal? Don't want to lead any dwarves back home, but a beast of burden is useful.

Capture him. Take his ass back to our crib.

how else are we going to carry the cart? just cover the tracks

We need the tracks to keep going nigga. We gon carry the shit back in our pockets.

No, having a cart to travel and transport things with would be invaluable.

The fuck, is this runescape where we have a 28 inventory backpack or some shit

a missing dwarf will trigger a searchparty
an empty cart with a distressed animal will trigger armed forces, mate

Sheeeeeit. You right, you right. We don't want da popo to come out in force.

...

"Take him. He will be useful." Two of the elves did as they were told, moving towards the dwarf cautiously with swords drawn. The dwarf backed up, a steely determination glazing over his eyes.
"Ye'll not be touching me!" The two dark elves moved in, only to be greeted by an accurate hatchet swing, only to be blocked by one of their shields. With every step closer they took, the dwarf took one back and swung, always staying just out of reach. Shaak-Zu crept forward, her hand swirling with a palpable pestilence. She lowly opened her hand, slight particles wafting through her elven brethren and over to the dwarf. It was visible when it reached the dwarf as he sneezed, and then instantly started into a coughing fit so harsh that he dropped his hatchet. The elves surrounded him, and despite his coughing he swung at them with his hands, but to no avail. It wasn't long until he asphyxiated himself and passed out on the ground. The elves picked him up, along with the other items, and started back to the settlement. The beast, still lame and unfazed, started on its routine journey without master or resources.

The scouting party returned to see the cavern they had taken slightly lit up with torches surrounding the walls. There was a bonfire in the middle, and the other elves flocked to their leader, happy to see what she brought back. They had options, and were invigorated with a fervor that would keep them going. They had been exiled, but this was already starting to work in their advantage - underground, nobody knows where they were, and they had a way to attack their past opponents, if thes dwarves were indeed of the same clan.

FERVOR - CHOOSE TWO OPTIONS

1. Scout for more food
2. Scout area opposite of the dwarvern road
3. Set up buildings for settlement
4. Set up Furnace to smelt metals
5. Interrogate Dwarf
6. Breed

20 Dark Elves, 10m 10f. (Shaak-zu, Female leader and poison magicks)

Find out what da fuck he knows.

Also, build some shelter. At least something to hide our presence.

Times is good, time to FUCK

I chose breed twice btw

vote for this

Roll, breed later when we have some settlements at least or we're fucked

rolling

Wtf user, get with the program,
>We're Elvin NIggers
>We live in a cave
>We just captured a manlet and robbed his ass

This new fervor had the entirety of the elves building, ready for this dank, dark cavern to be their new home. It would work, they would make it work. They chipped away at the rocks around them, tirelessly shaping them so that they could make bricks for their homes. With everyone working, day and night, it wasn't very long until a few stone homes had been made, surrounding a central campfire that was always kept lit for warmth.
Shaak-Zu, however, had the wellbeing and future of her people in her mind, and this meant dealing with the dwarvern menace that lingered near. She had the dwarf tied to a stalagmite, and she sat on a low rock in front of him, her pin straight white hair falling over her dark shoulders. She crossed her legs and stared intently at the little dwarf, waiting for him to wake. Eventually he did, groaning in agony,
"Arrgh, me head... Did I get into that Minotaur Mead again? Its not even alcohol anymore..." He looked forward at the woman in front of him, squinting his eyes,
"Who're ye? Where are we?"
Shaak-Zu leaned in almost seductively, her breasts swooping forward in her dress,
"You're safe, for now. But I need some... information."
The dwarf still squinted at her, lacking any distress whatsoever.
"Information? About what, darling?"
Shaak-Zu smiled - dwarves were so small that they were still affected by her poison even after they woke up, even from such a small dose. And to her surprise, he was compliant.
"Where are you from?"
"Little dwarvern town called Zug'Har."
"Little? How little?"
"We have a population of maybe 100. Not many."
"Military might?"
The dwarf almost laughed,
"Military!? Try Militia. We're a settlement, darling, not..." His eyes widened slightly,
"Sorry, who are you again? You look.. familiar..."

CONT

The dwarf shook his head and his eyes opened fully, and he started struggling heavily as his poison wore off.
"Dark elf..? Dark elf!" He started to look around for help, only to see he was in a cavern with multiple dark elves working around him. He stopped writhing and slumped, almost defeated.
"No..."
Shaak-Zu reached forward and gently caressed his beard, her smile curving to a sinister smirk.
"Yes."
She got up and left towards her people, contemplating her next move.

1. Scout opposite end of dwarvern road
2. Set up Furnace
3. Breed
4. Attempt to find dwarvern town (With sneaky intentions)
5. Attempt to find dwarvern town (With Aggressive intentions)
6. Attempt to find Dwarvern town (For Recon intentions.

20 Dark Elves, 10m 10f. (Shaak-zu, Female leader and poison magicks)
1 Dwarf, M, Captured.

6. Sneak lvl 100

Roll

BREEED and SNEAK and ABDUCT

...

This Dwarvern threat needed to be quelled, or at the very least scouted to know what they were capable of. It was to be a stealth party, and Shaak-Zu refused to go, as she wanted to stay and interrogate this dwarf further.
Five men, each equipped with lighter armor and lighter weaponry, set out towards the road. Coming across the road, one of them - a veteran from the ambush - stated that the dwarf had come from the north, so that was where they should go next. And so they did, after an hour of walking they came upon signs of life, torches along the walls, the odd scrap of food or garbage, and then they saw it - a large underground settlement almost like theirs, but with white stone and marvelous architecture. It had no walls protecting it, which made sneaking into the town just a bit easier. The 5 men were on the outskirts of the village, draped in the shadow of a nearby stalagmite. Did they all go? What would they look for?

1. Send all 5 in, look for infrastructure (Furnaces and blacksmiths to sabotage)
2. Send in all 5, look for barracks
(Slaughter militia/poison militia, possible weapon schematics or useable weapons)
3. Send in all 5, look for power structure
(Look for leader or those close to leader)
4. Send in 3 to look for infrastructure
5. Send in 3 to look for barracks
6. Send in 3 to look for Leadership
20 Dark Elves, 10m 10f. (Shaak-zu, Female leader and poison magicks)
1 Dwarf, M, Captured.

two teams of two, last guy on the lookout
poisen water supply and food storage

Poison dey food. We gon weaken em before we come back to take dey sheit.

Vote for this

Lmao y'all are ruthless
They could teach us their ways! We have magicks to trick their manlet brains

Yeah nigga but dey outnumber us. We gon kill about half and maybe we can cast some shit on the ones that live.

we don't give a shit about their ways, we wuz kangs is the game

Fine fuck it, lmao good points

Eat or be eatin nigga. We gon survive. We gon thrive.

also, the guys at home better be fucking, op.

Back at our Nigger Elf settlement? Of course dood, we got fucking magicks and shit, and ebony armor

Hold up. If we knock em all out, and then kill most, how likely would it be that we could move in here?

...

YO, then we could establish our first settlement as a checkpoint/out post fuckkkk

NIGGAS! DEN WE DON'T GOTTA BUILD SHIT!!

Vote for this, poison water with stunting poison, wait dinner time, then we kill them all.

FR if we come back and tell the bitches we got us a new crib we're gonna get some bomb pussy.

Nah we kill most of em, and we fuck some of dey women, and den we kill da rest.

Dubs, but then we'll have half-breeds, what the fuck race will they be, where's opie to chime in on this

no, man. we drug them until they complete idiot retards and let them labor for us. payback for slavery and sheit

Nah, we gon kill dem too. Dark elf women get pissy when you fuck other women.

this

Nah we are kangz nigger elf, we will take white elf women !!

We still gotta kill most of em. They outnumber us 10 to 1. Dems bad slave odds.

that's what the poisen in their water and food is for. just don't laughter all of them

Ok lets kill 90 of them then we make the other our slaves, we keep only only women so they dont fight pack

We'll take white dwarf women too nigga. Pussy is pussy. We just gon have babies wit da white elves. We just fuckin deez dwarves before we kill dey asses.

We knock them out if we can and then kill them by hand. If we poison the water down here we can't move in after.

>roll for immunity for poison

fuck he's right

Nah, we can deal with knockout poison. It just can't be lethal. Like the stomach melting kind.

If we use poison, then we are logicallly imune to it since we take a bit of it each day since we are born.

yeah, i think so, too. but you gotta sell that to the op. where's dat guy anyway?

Probably wertting next event, can take few time i guess

Hell yeah. We live wit dat shit. Every single weapon is poisoned, so why would we be vulnerable to dat shit?

Hurry up opie! We gotta fuck these dwarf manlets up, then take their hoes

Rolling to make this canon

i

rolling for OP to return

Roll, maybe he got poisoned by the Elvin Nigress :/

Op is fucking niggress elvs leader at the settlement ^^