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gayest thread ever

Best thread ever, take a shit and relax.

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Red pill all the way and invest in google, facebook and whatnot else.

Aight fuck you then

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Classic.

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>painproof pill cuz i have no pain tolerance and im a soft bitch
>death pill .self explanitory
>wish pill.obvious
red pill
time travel.just travel seconds apart so you can go to the same day over and over
easy mode
free travel for life
intervene
1 and 2
pink pill
talk to animals
group C
blue syringe
red button
eat whatever i want without fat gain
spend 10 on regen and other 10 on speed or slow time
enchanted stones
no one
1 gun
ipod
i would be alone so it would have all my music
leave 4 years early
no snakes or spideroos
absolute power
mr.shadow

>money pill
>you don't have infinite money, but you have infinite money
K

pizza bro

>time travel one second apart
Genius. I always try to look for ways to cheat these choices a bit.

>Future pill
Can I decide on doing something in let's say 3seconds, go in the future and see how it works out and come back to reality and end up not doing it or can I just observe future events happening around me without the possibility of changing them?
Probably would chose the wish pill and just wish great shit every week until I have all my basis covered, no need to see in the future if I can just wish for it to happen.

I guess you could, there's nothing saying you can't in the text.
You can choose both too user!

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I like to think of this as training for if one day I do get to make a decision like this
Also I love escapism

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Future pill so I can get all the money that I need which makes the money pill obsolete and actually makes me aware of people that are after me
Fly pill so I can get anywhere i want without waiting
Wish pill so I can occasionally wish for some new superpowers or stuff

gay
blue, who the fuck would pick red
immortality
grocery tab
Ectoplasmic
Yellow
Clairvoyance
this is tough, but I guess C
Green I guess, flying is shitty
red
Most of this is useless and I already got the rest, I guess I'll take the battery
Teleportation
tldr
monay
Cyberpunk+Melancholy+Supernatural+Weapon+Lucky charm+pet
Definitely blue (would work great with that cyberpunk thing) and orange
mixed+cardio+regular+meals+average (she works out, she can't be that bad)

a pedo shut-in, fucking great
not

ha
Where do you think you are

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future pill pain pill disease pill
with future pill money shouldnt be an issue, just take some bets you know youll win

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>Who the fuck would pick red
Only if you think you can make more than10mil with stock market "predictions"

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>Be me
>Get Gem stones and Magic Staff
>Ugly scar on face
>Shove gem stones into my own forehead, All six of them.
>Doesn't matter if I die.
>Orange Gem stone negates personal energy loss.
>Actual warlock.

Steel Bear

rolling

What if you lost the toes or fingers tho

didn't really read so assumed I only had one choice, definitely this two then, and let's throw in the painkiller in too. Pretty sure I would have wished to remain young and healthy until I decided to die anyway.

Roll

I'd rather have an ugly scar and be warlock then loss of appendages & warlock

Exactly

You don't have a choice, it's random :V
Gotta accept the risk.

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That sleep one is not pointless. Don't knock a good nights sleep

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I think the teeth one isn't pointless either, tbqh

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This is objectively the best one

Assuming the drug pill doesn't give you all the effects of the other things (and it should), wish pill and future pill should be enough. Future pill to see which cryptos will be successful, wish pill for omnipotence (if you think I'm cheating, then just being invincible and immortal, then giving people I want to spend time expanded lifetimes. Multiple wishes and shit.) Drug pill obviously to help myself cure diseases, have as many adrenaline rushes as I need, and so on. NEEEEEEEEEEEEXT

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Money Pill, Wish Pill, and Sex Appeal Pill. With the wish pill, I can wish that I had the effects of one of the pills.

This is a tasty morcel.

gimme dat 100

Take the drug pill disregard all others. The other pills are all drugs and thus by taking the drugs pill you can choose to be affected by any of the other pills.

Which one gives me an unlimited supply of green pills

check'd

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The watch and the ring
Never use time stop and never use the command - that way there is no draw back

Just have some nice jewelry :)
You could sell it to your enemies without telling them the drawbacks

20 points in cash, $400 a day for doing nothing wouldn't be so bad.

nah bro, the ring would still make you super charismatic without making you angry. The watch would still let you go back in time, no fast aging

There is actually a book written by PKD about the "Future Pill".
It's about a guy who can see one year into the future, but he can't change it in any way, so his life is suffering.

what about the anklet, speak every language even if you don't use the other power
The locket is also good if you marry some rich old guy/girl and then they get murdered by a jealous lover and you get all their moneys.

Take the redpill and fix the mistake of not buying a fuck ton of bitcoin back when it was 0.50$ or below back in 2007

NEEEEEEEEEEEEEXT

Persuation, convince people that have other pills to give me the other pills and use them accordingly

NEEEEEEEEEEEEXT

Free travel means not having to pay for gas and shit, fucking easy. Saves a lot of money in the long run
NEEEEEEEEEEEEEXT
Telekinesis, use that shit to lift stuff in competitions and make it seem like it's me holding it, use it to get the remote when it's too far away and I'm in the perfect position.
Jumping and landing, be really fucking impressive, get mad pussy
Greypill, get some richbitch 10/10 to fall in love with me, set for life.
Become supergenius, learn how to increase lifespan
Hot chick, already know how to survive with 3 people in a group in dire situations, just a little bonus
Fly infinitely, force = mass x acceleration, become fucking insanely strong and fast, get all the bitches
Speed of sound, don't use all of it, win competitions and get rich
>Be batman
>Be super rich
>Be strong as fuck
>Have servants and shit
Inteligence, cash, telekinesis.
>Can't be lost
Hold my beer
(4 items, choose sterile, no actual disadvantage, gems and use them all on myself, pick scrolls and solve with increased inteligence, energy mood and magic staff)
NEEEEEEEEEEEEXT

Can he still bet the stocks?

He becomes a leader of the world in short time, like hitler, but also falls from power very quickly, and eventually commits a suicide.

But can he bet the stock market??

Youd need to keep moving though, more than 10 days in the same 20 miles and you have a stroke

wish - future - sex

basically work the stocks, get lottery numbers, etc etc

fuck anybody i want, denise milani hello

life is good

True.... Might work if your meal ticket likes to travel.

Chose loli, get to train her in the ways of survival and grow up to be the perfect woman, hatchet which is my favorite weapon/tool, football to help loli become better at sports, no snakes and dog perk. Condoms unneccesary, not fucking the dog or the loli.

You wanna fuck a 37 year old?

>not fucking the loli
You mean, not fucking the loli once her periods start, right?

Money.

50 hours of study on the guitar
from never playing once to 50 hours of practice, quite nice

Death pill, I choose myself, taking all of them

Disease Immunity - Fly - Xray

I think any of the others would make life too easy and boring.

Uriel for sure

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