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"Yo."

Quentin Tarantino here.

Give me a movie synopsis and I'll film it if trips.

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You making a movie about you making a movie.

Tarantino kills himself on live stream.
No special effects, just artistic integrity.

movie based entirely on women's feet... even if I don't get trips, you'd still be interested, right?

Some white people people say "nigger" to Samuel L. Jackson and Morgan Freeman for an hour and fifty minutes.

Uma Thurman drives cars she doesn't know how to drive and continually crashes into trees made out of Harvey Weinstein.

A retarded sailor named spiffy goes on an adventure with a one legged dog, they have sex to survive

Shit. Rerol

A fag ops a thread on Sup Forums, then end

How about a documentary asking everyone around the world their thoughts on the taste of Andy’s creamy logs

tiger in a taxi - family get in automated taxi that can't stop, there's a tiger in the trunk / boot trying to get in

lost

Only dubs in thread. Make it so.

I got it this time.

You send Uma Thurman down a hill on a dirt road in a car with no brakes and release balloons after she crashes into a tree.

Guy gets shod in the head and somehow survives. While he's trying to connect the dots to find out who tried to kill him, his gf tells him that santa is not real.
He cries and kills himself.

Quit fucking around on Sup Forums and make us that Star Trek movie before you get #MeTooed.

OK so its in the future. And but the future tech is destroyed but its in the future. However some tech relics are still there. So in a shelter, like a fallout shelter there are lots of people. Theres also this man and he has got a daughter doll like robot he really cares about. But theres this evil woman that hates robots. One scene is that the man finds the doll broken down one day and tells her: I would trade that womans head for a single eye.

JUST MAKE KILL BILL 3 YOU HACK

you can't top django

retire with pride instead of letting popularity convince you to make a pile of crap that will ruin your name that you had to work hard to elevate.

Seriously be like the 10th famous person in history who figured out how to get while it was good

emoji movie part 2 with m00t

Man buys fleshlight, it is actually ancient alien artifact and he gets sucked to other dimension and has to save internet and memes while fighting off ayy lmaos. Also every line is spoken with memes.

Now you got to film it Mr. Tarantino

Hot Fuzz meets Aliens

A western movie where the protagonist is aware that he is in a movie so he kinda turns into the villain and memes around pointing out the cliche stuff on the other characters and makes a plan to meet his actual real life actor an become him

A film about these trips

No human actors.
No voice over acting.
One lone wolf must get back to his pack after getting washed away in a river
'Wolfy' must fight, hunt and generally survive his way through the mountains and plains.
Meanwhile the pack are at war with another pack which is stalking them.

This shit is all day on animal planet

Gay furry orgy with extremely realistic CGI dogs.

plese to keep this active i need about a hour

A rekt thread on Sup Forums turns a bit too grim for college student Bill Hikes. As he and another user exchange their thoughts on the Mexicans his personal details begin to be shared on another thread where a large bounty has been placed on Bill.

Soon he is being hunted by a group of angry Anons strive to be the first to claim Bills head and the huge reward on offer.

Will Bill survive the night?
Will the thread be Pruned or deleted?
Will OP deliver?

man falls in love with a ping pong ball, invents insane new surgical procedure so he can become a ping pong ball as well. The both get stepped on at a frat party, he dies happy.

A mexican, a newfag, and a jew walk into a bar. The bartender says "you niggers have to leave." They then start heaving in a pile, cocks a flyin'.

the hero is an oyster, but also a cowboy. it kills nazis but only female ones because they can turn into werewolves during their periods. But the blood is attracting vampires and George Clooney has to fight them naked, because of reasons. Also he can warp into the dreamworld where everything is black and white, but inverted. And Machete is a robot.

this sounds good

Roll for this

roll

It starts off in a little down in Colorado named Mink City. Mink City is full of bad bitches, but also bad dudes. One bad bitch is named Kelly, and she likes pizza hut, and one bad dude is named Chad, and he is the delivery guy for the pizza. Kelly gets a pizza from Chad, but Chad brings the wrong order. Suddenly, Kelly flips her lid and throws him out of her house. Now Chad has to go find the right toppings to make it all right. BUT... the manager says no. Moral dilemma, right? Not for Chad. Chad knows about grocery stores and goes to get the toppings himself, BUT... he's low on cash and has to get down and dirty with a five finger discount.

FLASHBACK TO WHEN HE HAD CASH.

Oh shit. Now he doesn't, but the flashback reminds him of the grit, which gets him through the shoplifting, BUT... he was spotted shoplifting by a dirty cop named Uncle Steve, who molested Kelly as a child.

What happens next? Do they fuck?

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An adaptation of Terry Pratchetts "The fifth Elephant" but everyone is played by Samuel Jackson and every 10th word is Nigger and the soundtrack is done by Gregory Porter

Kurdish women soldiers go on a journey to hunt down the sultan of an isis like state. Starring Ana De Armas in the lead role as Aisha Yerbouti

WITNESSED

I don't care as long as it has the word nigger in it

winrar.

The most boring one in the thread. DO IT TARANTINO.

Inglorious Bastrdchicks

A group of heroin junkies dress like Jesus and rob convenience stores. The major conflict is while drugged up they're buddy shoots him self in the dick, and the cops take their drugs. They go on a quick bender of drugs and assume the cops shot him and plan to steal their drugs back. Only to find out it was a self inflicted wound as they get in a shoot out with the cops. Shit goes side ways blah blah, not sure how to end it.
You can call it:
...jesus guys...

Here's an actual attempt at an idea:

In the not-so-distant future, the exsistance of ghosts and other entities has been proven true by science, but is still very vague. One scientist (Uma Therman) with a natural gift to peer past the veil, delves just a little too deep and becomes lost in The Place Between. She must then use her knowledge of the other side to fight her way back to her world, before the malicious force that has taken over her body has a chance to use her research to open a gateway to The Void, and unleash waves of foul, unholy spirits onto our plane of existence.

Kurds and flay

>Pornhub
>Communist Women Fuck Arabian prince

roll ..kill all niggers

>Pigs
>In
>Space

3D porn like you said you would, but never delivered because of being a faggot

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You tied to a table being anally raped by a series of larger and larger objects until eventually a small family car can fit in your ass.

ooga booga turns against his own race

Recreate Dr Disrespect's world changing 1993-1994 Blockbuster Video Game Championship wins.

reroll

The Vegas shooter as an assassin for NASA's secret space program.

Donald Trump turns Earth into a utopian technocracy, eugenics and all.

Dick pics replace oil as the main source of the worlds energy.

cuck your mom

make a mind fuck movie so hard people cant comprehend whats going on

A Nazi run dinosaur zoo is discovered on the far side of the moon.

voldamote the wizzard emcamps you wit nigger hovel you dun be poo now...fuck whitey

rerollin

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A guy gets bored of nobody talking about anime at his school so gets a sticky anime op what hyphotizes everyone to be weeabos, next day a girl get tranfered at that school and tries to free the people from the weeabo guy

Vigilante clears NY of crime.

Vigilante clears NY more likely?