UFC 211 Thread #9

JJ v Andrade on now

JDS v Stipe on next

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Who the fuck is that corny motherfucker that isn't Joe Rogan or DC?

you can't throw someone when they're half a foot taller

>coral springs

sad!

Orange Fedor the best Fedor
Orange Joanna the best Joanna
Why do Slavs turn orange when they hit their ultimate level?

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GSP said he can make 155

how don''t you learn to cut off the ring

fuck me

>tfw u want to cut a promo

andrade needs to learn to cut off the cage

>who is john anik

>Coral Springs

Lmao at all you faggots who were telling me Andrade wouldn't be eating straight punches all night

President is orange, marries slav

coinkydinkle?

>favela of womanlets

Mandrama SPERGS are crying. They just don't understand what they've seen in the last 2 fights.

mike perry btfo

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Could I be a UFC Champion if I stop jerking off?

This fight is why #3 should never fight for the title. No business in there yet.

>She dips

whats the record for most strikes landed?

Why the fuck can't JJ finish people off? She's basically toying with this bitch.

swinging at air every time what a fuckin pleb

Not even watching the fights anymore...

how the fuck is she tanking all these hits

this is suffocating

He sucks so bad.

>wmma

Andrade had a punching back in her last fight and couldn't knock her out.
>Grannie rocked JJ meme
Now shes just punching air.

>That HEEMATOMA

Wewy I'd hate to be her tomorrow morning.

You need to quit jerking off to tranny anime

Rose vs JJ next?

Poor Rose. Not even her father will have beat her this bad.

DAT HEEMATOMA IS GROWING

because there's absolutely no power behind those shots

wmma in a nutshell

she looks like she just walked out of auschwitz. there's no power behind her punches.

I'm literally on test e/tbol and HGH right now though, you're the testlet

walking fleshlight

The one where Mary Hunt got pounded by Stipe

5 more rounds andrade would win

y

GSP has most jabs landed

50-45 JJ

Clinic

>she's clearly outclassed
>she's a worthy challenger
ffs rogan

That's like asking me to stop breath

Or do it way, way more.

>they'll see eachother again

lets pray they dont

Imagine a 14 yr old girl hitting you

Because shes 115lbs. Most women don't have knockout power

alright just need stipe win and make $1200

pls dont let me down stipey

>Andrade is literally not taking a step back
>Joanna running a clinic

>Spergs still complaining

If they didn't have vaginas would /r9k/ like this fight?

AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND STILL

NO ONE IS GONNA TAKE THIS BELT FROM HER

imagine if JJ started learning jiu-jitsu

finally fucking over

Rose can win if she somehow climbs on her back and gets the RNC

what if andrade is just punching air because she doesnt want to hurt joanna

JJ is the best

Rose vs JA next please. probably 200% more exciting

Jesus, JJ is really getting lumpy faced in the last few fights

Apologize faggots

49-46

Your opponent can't close the gap if you kick their legs.

he's no daniel cormier

50-40 Andrade
fuck JJ

Rub her heematoma for good luck!

Fucking deus vult brother

Easy fight for Joanna Champion

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if digits JDS wins

Did Andrade win any fans as Joe suggests?

Only a true casual dismisses boxing. You can see how good, technical boxing can work to your advantage in MMA. Look at how JJ is punishing Andrade for trying to come forward. Yeah, maybe it's just ABC but JJ just put on a clinic on how to handle an opponent coming forward.

JJ EXPOSED

SHE WENT ALL 5 ROUNDS AND NO KO

EXPOSED

Women's MMA is fucking stupid because only the champions can actually afford to train at a high level

So nobody else ever catches them

Listen to Rogan desperately try to tell us why this shit is acceptable on a PPV.

Fans gained from this fight: 0
Piss breaks during this fight: Over 9000

JJ just mauled Andrade.

She's way too technically sound. Enjoyed that fight a lot.

50-42?

50-25
She didn't belong in there with JJ. Would like to see her and Claudia tho

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Nate Diaz has the most strikes landed

oh feels good lads after that disgusting pathetic regressive bjj robbery

>joanna running

you got that right

who did you bet on?

Are people intimidated by JJ and that's why they shit-talk her?

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well we're guaranteed at least 2 winners tonight m8s

did andrade juice for this fight?`

Casuals are cancer m8

Should be negative number

49-46 Andrade?

>fighting chicks juiced to the tits
Look at Big Foot and all these other people roiding, it gives them much stronger chins

yes

>what are sales

JJ stats

Rekt

50-44 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA "ANDRADE WILL END JJ" MEME LMAO

AND NEW

JJ let her off easy. She's champion and forefront in her mind is the chance of losing it all.

She's extremely cautious of this lil hue powerhouse, staying on the outside and using her reach to pick her apart.

Extremely intelligent and well fought win for JJ.

Fucking dumb degenerate, Hope Dos Santos Heems him Now

>50-24

Why does poland have the best qtp2t women fighters

lump

Tate, Rousey, Holm?

HOW IS THAT 50-45 WHAT ANDRADE EVEN DOING IN THOSE ROUNDS LITERALLY NOTHING BUT GETTING BEAT UP

THAT'S 10-8

I wanna protect JJ's smile

>Joana do you really think the ISS is possible?