You're forced to spend the rest of your life in one of these countries, which one would you choose and why...

you're forced to spend the rest of your life in one of these countries, which one would you choose and why? (sudoku isn't an option)

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Either here or Chile

Under what conditions?
>Poor
Ecuador or Colombia Andes
Great weather, fertile soil and cheap cost of living

suriname since I already speak dutch

brazil since i already speak portuguese

uruguay

>weed
>leftish
>free healthcare
>not a reaggeton shithole

one of the meme islands in the carribean. cayman islands or something

Brazil. All of these countries are shit to average jobs anyway

Not reggeaton, but cumbia villera


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uruguay or argentina

DF Mexico, or Uruguay

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LOS

Mexicahtlan :333

brazil so I can finally taste uma delicia sopa de macaco

Brazil

This. And I become a gigolo for milf tourists

Here

One of those small islands so I can live off selling coconuts like Rihanna

u gotta go back

Rihanna lives off selling coconuts?, kek

this is a sinking shithole, but i's stay here regardless

Jamaica

She did I think

Argentina or Chile because they are the most development countries in South America, also Urugway, Mexico and Brazil can be ok tier

Panama. In a country without tax system and financial regulations you can make some serious money (unless some doped up peasant kills you first).

Argentina would be a second choice. Safer, but going down a dangerous commie road.

Sure, come here. Whe you want to buy a car, electronics or clothing, you'll see it's not cheap

Panama by far

>Safer, but going down a dangerous commie road.
?

Uruguay, my soul mate lives in Uruguay

>implying macri isn't more leftwing than pretty much everyone outside Bolivia, Ecuador, and Venezuela now

Compare 1950s Argentina with todays Argentina.

Your stupid socialist policies are ruining the country. People should stop voting based on who promises them the most gibsmedat.

Belize because I already speak English and there are Maya pyramids.

lol no, wtf
>a businessman
>commie
also, his policies aren't commie at all

Argentina

>Your stupid socialist policies are ruining the country
these were the pseudo-commies from the last government who stole everything and let us with 18 million welfare leeches to gain votes
>People should stop voting based on who promises them the most gibsmedat.
100% agreed, but was peronism who produced that, not Macri

Brazil, Cisplatina province

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If you are into that you could live in ligingston in Guatemala and visit better pyramids

western mejico

Either here or Chile

Eh, just pump me full of ayahuasca and send me into the Bolivia salt plains I'm sure I'll be fine.

>without tax system and financial regulations
Thoes are some funny implications. Yes, we are a fithy tax haven but we do pay taxes n' shiet. kek.

Argentina is the answer because they are a welfare state

Why do people like Uruguay so much? Does anything ever happen there? Are there any jobs anyway?

Argentina is white-ish so should have the most attractive women.

Well here it's cheap except for cars, but you don't need it if you live in a city

Argentina
>former top 10 GDP nation with a promising GDP growth
>not much noticeable romanticism towards dictatorship so relatively stable
>basically the Canada of South America (large territory with a relatively low pop. density, relatively peaceful, slightly irrelevant, unique, pretty decent quality of life)

>not much noticeable romanticism towards dictatorship so relatively stable
I think argentina is the country who has been the longest under dictatorships in all south america

Peru ofc

>I think argentina is the country who has been the longest under dictatorships in all south america
it did, but after the falklands war I imagine it left a pretty bad public opinion towards it
plus, it's further investment in western markets and diplomatic relations in the west would mean the gov't will try to steer away from going dictatorship again

DUDE WEED LMAO
Britain is also white-ish, but your women look like french whores

are french whores ugly?

considering hdi/ihdi/gdp/peace-index and other meaningful metrics

chile > uruguay >> costa rica > cuba > panama
argentina is questionable
the rest are varying degrees of dung

el albaniANO

Yes.

wew

Argentina has been 7 years under dictatorship (1976-1983) and Falklands war was a shit, most survivors went mad or suicided, there's a lot to read about survivors stories

Uruguay Chile or Costa Rica

mexico because we have the closest ties with them

Mexico

>everyone can say X because they already speak my language
>I cannot

Sudoku is not an option?
Then Cuba

I think Chile and Argentina are the most stable ones, but I would have to do some actual research before moving.

Btw if I knew spanish I'd seriously consider at least living a few years in south america. It's a very interesting continent and the people are a lot closer to our culture than north europeans or north americans.

Very difficult to answer
Peruvian altiplano, but I would rather live in Patagonia along the Chilean/Argentina border because of better infrastructure.

Falklands.

Brazil. I'll bring my business and money with me and build a small cabin out in the rainforest, build relations with natives and obtain a native gf

Aruba, because it has superior Dutch culture and is actually a redeemable, developed region.

Anywhere but Argentina.

Chile obviously.

It is MUY BONITO.

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If I weren't poor, definitely Colombia.

I've only been there and Ecuador in South America, but I had a ball of a time in Colombia. Lovely country, warm people, fantastic weather, and beautiful terrain.

Thinking about going there for a year after I graduate if I can't immediately get into the Peace Corps and a masters program.

urgay is a shithole so i'd go for cuba

>cuba
>not one of the biggest latin american shitholes after venezuela and haiti

>Pick Argentina
>Emigrate to Falklands since they can't admit Falklands are British without admitting that MALVINAS NO SON ARGENTINAS
>Just come home since no restrictions now that i'm already back in blighty.

I'll be back on my couch jacking it to hentai before tuesday

>urgay is a shithole

urgay is most whitest country in entire america

here tb h

Yeah I mean, if 10 people live in your country, 5 of hem being white I guess you could say you live in the whitest country on lat.

FOWF. Let us be irreelevatn

Panama I'd work at the Panama canal since I can speak English.

>you're forced to spend the rest of your life in one of these countries, which one would you choose and why?
>(sudoku isn't an option)

I spend every last bit of my life savings on paying someone to kil me, maybe a professional hitman.

Stay here, but if I had to get out of Mexico City then it'd be Monterrey or the capital of Brazil, Colombia, Peru, Argentina or Chile, life is supposed to be good there too.

Argies got it bad...
kek

argentina desu despite the Sup Forums memes

I don't think you can work at the canal with no spanish.

what Sup Forums memes? argentina being a fucking brown ass amerindian shithole with a borderline retarded national iq is not a meme.

Argentina is as stable as Greasee has been in the last decade.

Argentina or Uruguay

no doubt

Well I'd learn it I wouldn't just dick around

Argentina for me. Ushuaia, specifically.

Chile and Uruguay would be my next choices because muh southern cone.

Wrong answer. We are effectively full.

Mine

Oh, don't be that way.

Uruguay :)

Safest place is apparently Chile, so Chile. Going by culture only, Argentina.

cumbia is great

Uruguay or Cost Rica
The real answer: LOS ESTADOS

Buenos Aires, Argentina
quizas chile, si los memes del HDI son ciertos

Arshentina

Mexico or Uruguay.

The rest are shit.

>Argentina
>Developed country

choose one.

I am already