Sentences that could only come out of a:

Sentences that could only come out of a:
Australian
Scotsman
Irishman

or any other far away, strange and depraved place in the Commonwealth.

I'll start

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I've got word of another settlement that needs your help

I'm enjoying this thread immensely so far

Bump

There's is nothing wrong with this. Tour larpers deserve death.

>Bahhh, im incapable of driving past a cyclist

Fag

have my whole folder

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Spent 5 minutes trying to make this video in to a webm that Sup Forums will post, hop you like 16 bitrate.

Lost hard. I hate roadie wankers

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Oc

>I look just like lance dopestrong in my skintight cycling shorts
who are you calling fag, fag

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I am cyclist but 99% of cyclists wouldnt know how to hold a line or be safe on the roads. That 99% deserve a tour de hospital. Or even better a coffin.

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>how
>now hae
He fugged ub

Toplel

Is the girl in that photo black? Minorities shitting on other minorities is my fetish.