Send this to the last girl you talked to and say "huge ass spider in the mcdonalds toilet lol"

send this to the last girl you talked to and say "huge ass spider in the mcdonalds toilet lol"

Fuck off normald

Sent. Will delivar.

sent to my ex lol

if u ever mention spiders again i will kill u

Still waiting, bros..

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Had to send it to my mom.. Sent me a freshy

Enlarge?

post a fucking picture not a thumbnail dumb ass

baited

You mean enhance?

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OP do you have a higher res copy I can send

Retards
Theres not supposed to be a spider you fucking normie

>theres no toilet seat.

>the only girl I talk to is my mom

DO IT

i dont see the problem

cant see shit

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Fine

what are you going to tell her when she asks about your toilet seat faggot?

I hate all of you

HA

Even though this is fake, I kek'd.

if youre gonna put in the effort atleast make it believable

DID YOU FUCKING SEND THAT TO YOUR MOM?

kys, but kek

samefag

fake but not gay

ABSOLUTELY FUCKING DESTROYED

Sorry, bros. Not sure what the fuck happened. I tried to make it bigger.

Not fake guys fuck all of you

fuck off idiot

ye ok

Still a retard, just take a screenshot

fake and gay

You're not using the right algorithms

HAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAH
MOMMY THINKS YOUR A FAGGOT
NO TENDIES FOR YOU

top kek

dude, just stop

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ohhhhoh boy you really got me with that one haha. good joke friend

Fucking hell now I gotta have this talk again

Shitty fake, just stop already faggot

dude, it's not funny. you tried, now move on.

this.
user, if you call your mum that irl, i have concerns for you, but we all know you're just a tryhard with 2 phones :^)

No wonder Sup Forums is dying. Dude literally gives us luls and you faggots are just retardedly screaming """Reeee fake""" seriously if you're just going to shit on everything GTFO.

dont worry try hard fag i still had a good kek

If I call my mom what? Momma is a normal name for mom

I posted a screenshot..? Not sure what you mean. It looks fine on my phone.

no, Sup Forums is dying because stupid newfag cucks like yourself don't fact-check or demand timestamps anymore. what the fuck is wrong with you?

if you call your mum momma and you're not a 9 year old girl, i hate to break it to you but you're probably a faggot

Nah NORMIES get out reeeeeeeeeeeee

you got me user, i'm a filthy normie. now are you going to cum on my face or not?

>dying
what year is this 2011?
Sup Forums IS dead for years, moot left

it was dead before moot left and you know it, but i think by the fact the servers are still up and running it can be classed as living.

or a nigger

*clicks out of embarrassing thread*

time to knock a hooker up dude

Nobody believes you, and it's not funny anymore.

Sent

Literally hope all you faggots die in a fucking fire. I actually text my mom shit and all you fuckers do is scream fake. Fuck you all. No wonder no one ever does anything anymore.

Guaranteed replies

ENHANCE!
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ENHANCE!

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Sure just open your mouth

Wow, and it would take me 2 seconds to fake a convo with my mom. People asked for stamps or any proof, but we have tobelieve, because user always tells the truth and never would fake anything.
Fuck back to le reddit, it was neither believable nor funny

i thought it was funny bro

i've seen this thread before and it was fucking lulz

Satanic trips for the only good user left
Idk how else to prove this is real, my mom lives in fucking Mississippi.

Aiight, let's go.

kek

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>Idk how else to prove this is real
That is the poor mans excuse, make a photo of the convo on your phone and post some parts of convo before this message, but still showing the threads start (we all know you can't)

If you roll trips I will write your message to that random grill on tinder, belive me. It will really happen and she really answers. You are so much faggorty, it hurts

I don’t have any friends.

hurr durr i'm retarded trips

>I like to create random convos and masturbate to anons believing them
Who is the sad boy? You masturbating or me sarcasturbating?

Why don't you idiots get back on topic and send the fucking pic to someone.

Now days no one participates in Hess threads because everyone’s a fucking normie pussy. This is the biggest thing I hate about Sup Forums now.

No, we don't contribute, because this thread is posted three times a day. We rather banter and shitpost and OP knows this

Fucking brilliant!
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