DUDE Male rape is hilarious LMAO

DUDE Male rape is hilarious LMAO

I'll be honest you, i do think prison rape js fucking hilarious.

tell me why it isn't, OP

The whole joke is that GOB didn't get raped by the big black guy, but that the big black guy seduced him and they had a loving relationship. Who cares though the movie sucks anyway.

It is

Male rape is funny, but so is normal rape

BLACKED

I used to think rape was funny...

>be a guy
>too beta to fight off attacker
>get used like a bitch
I mean, at least women are women, but as a man getting raped, you might as well be one too

That's not rayp, he's just washing their hair

As opposed to a woman getting raped, it is not normal for a straight man to get a penis inserted into his body. Therefor it is funnier

Where does this fit in Arrested Development's timeline? Is this after where the show is now?

It wasn't rape. They were in love.

That wasn't rape, they ended up in a loving homosex relationship.

DUDE THIS SHITHOLE GETS MORE TRIGGERED THAN TUMBLR NOW LMAO

same as wife beating was hilarious in the 50's

Jail in civilised countries (Australian, Canada, most of Europe)
>comfortable but modest living quarters
>access to education - prisoners are encouraged to learn skills and trades that will help them find employment when they get out
>allowed conjugal visits several times a week
>low recidivism rates

Jail in USA
>locked in a tiny, airless, windowless room 20 something hours a day
>nothing to do but fester and network with other criminals and learn how to be a better criminal
>not allowed conjugal visits so culture of gay rape is rampant
>most prisoners end up back in prison soon after being released

You're not wrong

Criminals in civilized countries
>poor people down on their luck
Criminals in America
>retarded white trash and niggers with a genetic impulse to chimp out

Depends on what kind of facility it is. Maximum security facilities still house some pretty rotten people but the cells can be pretty comfy and you get a lot of privileges.

You've obviously never read anything about Canadian prison. 50% of white inmates are sociopaths, and a large percentage of non-whites as well. The rest are mostly blacks, middle-easterners, and a fuckton of Aboriginals. That we can keep most of our criminals from re-offending when nearly half of them are biologically incapable of experiencing guilt then I think the secret to Canadian Prison's success has more to do with policy than inmate demographics.

niggas in us got tvs phones and whole pantries full of snacks in their cell

Disgusting. I'm afraid to think what prisons look like in 3rd world countries like Venezuela, Russia and Turkey.

>implying a black man can rape a white man

>implying a man can rape a man

>nothing to do but fester and network with other criminals and learn how to be a better criminal

literally saw this in action when I spent a few days in jail

>poor people down on their luck can commit crime but not if their in america then their retarded or black
gotchu familia

Russia has pretty much no man-on-man rape because the inmates there consider it gay, even if you are on top. Really gay prison rape seems to be an exclusively American phenomenon.

Literally did this while i was in jail

Exactly. It's never rape because we belong in each others assholes. It's the ultimate form of brotherhood.

So you learned how to hide your online activities?

First they take our women and then they rape our assholes

This is the fate of the white men

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>Criminals in America
>>retarded white trash and niggers with a genetic impulse to chimp out
Honestly, its mostly due to a lack of education and a cycle of gang affiliation/ ignorance that gets them there in the first place
Ive seen a lot of kids whove been in juvi and ended up in prison, nobody cared to help them and its tough when your family is criminal too, like wtf do you when your uncle comes out of prison after 25 years and starts talking about dealing meth again when youre trying to graduate high school?

Also, this is general county/state
The higher you go, the more fucked and clever the prisoner which no amount of education or help can aid them positively in anyway

I've heard otherwise. Sodomy is employed against child molestors in Russian prisons.

>I am a literal child who has no understanding of the Horseshoe Theory

>russia has pretty much no man-on-man rape

LOL

Are you offended by the joke?

never understood how anyone could rape disgusting child molesters, even as punishment. in the uk they just get beaten up, stabbed and scalded with hot water

Explanation? No idea what you mean by this.

>The system isn't broken! The people just are!

What in the actual le fug. Are you a private prison shill or something

>low recidivism rates

European here. You're an idiot, once you're in prison you're fucked for life

America is shit.

What hurts the most about rape, is the lack of respect. Rape is really immature.

I'm sure you find it hilarious when the feds find all your illegally downloaded movies and send you to prison where you'll be taking it up the ass on the daily.

sometimes they're QT little twinks though

then you cut off their cock and balls and flush it down the toilet

JUST

How's that ASS feelin'?

Lmao this.

And I bet this moron is the OP.

>mfw prison actually has some of the most polite people you'll ever meet

BENIS INTO ANUS :DDDDDD

You should read Journey into the Whirlwind by Eugenia Ginzburg

talks about her experience in a Russian prison and later death camp during the Stalin era
>at one point a fire breaks out in the prison
>guards don't give a shit
>prisoners are literally choking on the smoke that has filled the entire facility at this point
>they hear boots marching on the roof and think they're about to die
>they finally push the silent alarm in their cell filled with black smoke at this point
>guards finally open the door and put the two women outside while they contain the fire
>they're freaked out when there's no other prisoners outside

really made me think

rape is always a funny topic

Would cute Frog boy have gotten bummed if Black Seinfeld hadn't saved him?

I wanted to see Mr. Robot popping in for every thrust

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This is what happens when your country becomes only 60% white.

Of course it won't be funny when it happens to me.
But I have every right to like bad things happening to other people

13 % of the US population consist of tyrones and half those tyrones are in prison. If you gave them a book they wouldn't know how to read it. If you tried to teach them carpentry they would carve shanks all day. Frankly idgaf about tyrones. If I was ever going to be charged and go to prison I'm going to kill as many cops as I can.

t. proper red blooded murikan

male rape is difficult to understand.
your dick has to be hard to penetrate another man.

*tips fedora*

Male rape is when you take the butt by force.
What you posted is simply an attempt to "woo" the butt.

The movie was fine, not an absolute 10/10, but fine. Leave it alone.

I learned how to french kiss and braid hair in the clink.

I spent 3 months in medium security in Canada
>23 hour a day lockdown
>50% injuns and niggers (even though they're like 8% of the population)
>1% asian
>whites are 50% drunks, 50% meth/crackheads
>each cell has 2 beds, 1 chair, 1 little table.
>there's 7 radio stations to choose from on the intercom!!!

LIVING LIKE KANGS!!!

pic related, it's my jail picture.

>civilised countries (Australian, Canada, most of Europe)
>most of Europe

>bragging about being in jail

Northern Yurop is the most civilised part in the world famalam. It's only the slav countries that are shit.

>it's my jail picture
Wojak?

This only really happens in America. In most other countries the inmates don't suddenly turn into rampant gays, but in the US it seems to be a prisoner's default setting.