Waifu thread

waifu thread

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>almost daily
Do you guys have any toys?
Ring gags dude. Hnnngh.

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Claimed~~

gucci, but bored.

rip, will you at least be free on friday to play hoi4 together?

Neato dear comrade!

No need to doubt yourself cormade, you will!

How was the semantics?

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Claimed ^^

I'm still here. Sorry I don't have very much to say. Just admiring my girl.

Kek that motion blur in the bottom panel

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賢狼ホロはいびきなどかかぬ!

(Ai)
Fraternizing with the livestock.

(Suzu)
Mention them anyways, I insist

(Nep)
That does sound like a plan to me!

(レムレム)
How do you normally get units in that game?
ドッカンバトルって　あのドラゴンボール・ゲームのことですね?

　(dude looking for French)
Here

Hello.

claim

Hey sono!! Long time no see dear comrade!!

nice feet

Rem claimed

>Holo
はい
It's a gacha style game, you get the good stuff by getting the in game primary currency, either by story, events, or paying for it. Some other free characters are good but don't entirely compare to the real deal.
Also, once you play and get hooked, you're in 地獄

It's all good

>Just admiring my girl.
yeah, me too

No bully pls

Le faire disparaître
je veux me reposer
je dois dormir
tiens ma tête
sur tes genoux
et laisse moi dormir

These ribs gon be gud.

Oh, and I left out how you need to use that in game currency and pray RNG doesn't fuck you

Actually no. Just birth control. Several positions we like for different reasons.

What are these bizarre, perverse disgusting 2D representations of what a 3D girl can be? These cel-shaded, childish neotenous graphic illustrations of immature girls! What a society of Cheese Pizza can we inhabit, that this be popular?

[ Sorry for Shitpost ]

So, you have no desire to have sex with a male?
Imagine that feeling applied to males and females. Not hard.
Alright. Well, he's got my Discord and Steam.

really nice actually, i liked the first track on it
any other albums you can recommend me?

Possible, afternoon should be absolutely doable, evening depends

Sounds like a bad thing to do

Anyway I'm off to bed, night people

Why don't you tell us about her, then?

Yum! Enjoy your meal.

Reported for ban evading.

>[ Sorry for Shitpost ]

where are the rhymes REEEEE

youtube.com/watch?v=EAk4Nx8TWOo

From him? I'm afraid those 2 are all that are like that.

Not going to be ready for a good 7 hours.

Yup. Sorry I just don't claim anyone here.

Thought my father had found us.

Où t'es? Papaoutai?
Où t'es, où t'es?
Où papaoutai?

S'all good. I can understand not having a waifu.

how about some other artists?

Big ass titties.
If I recall correctly, samurias couldn't pee while wearing their armour, so they needed someone to hold a bottle while they lifted the armour around the groin.
Look them up, ring gags are glorious.
I'm not livestock...

Ehh I'm still not sure about how my schedule will be this week but if I can I would love to. With you being hungary/ austro hungary of course.

Saber claim

why are you even here than?

great now I have the song stuck in my head
thank

I've heard that too. I think knights did the same thing. I don't know the validity of it, I've never checked.

Mmmmh you smell so familiar... to me. A good smell, of the old days.
Whew
Hi Ikusaba-san~
Are you still bored?
Teach me to into meat you fag
I think it was lifted
>.>

Are they pretty much what the name implies?

hey uhh so can I have it or not?

Of course dear Sono, you know me too well. You want to offer me to do something fun perhaps?

Read on internet and practice fag

no. no you can not

Oh... Well, enjoy it then, I guess!

What does Junko consider fun?

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That's nice to hear. Very kind of you.
How are you?

Pretty obvious why.

Alright. That was the only reason I was still lurking.
Well then, have a nice life and good luck with that job.

Claimed

Hello waifu I have come to bother you slightly

The gacha style huh.
What exactly makes it 地獄 to you? Time consuming?

kek
>vers libres

Good night!

Knowing what this is suppose to mean to you could help a bit, but ermmm
>laisse-moi
I suppose..

oh pas ça

>I'm not livestock...
Light-hearted jokes?

Kk, I'll probably add you sometime. One of these days when I think that venting to someone is a good idea while drunk.

Claiming and disappearing.

N-no um, uh, entertainment for me, I'm on guard duty!

I rather learn from the master~

Uh probably high speed roller coasters and cotton candy.

Cute forehead.

I'm fucking shit!
SHIIITTTT

How are you?

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Claiming Nue Houjuu btw

about that... they kicked me off the schedule

Despair, that is all.

stay here comrade.

Aww, and you still haven't added me on discord or anything either

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Anyone that holds a conversation for long enough and is fairly edgy.
I'll spank you if you try.

>Neptune【鬼】

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What a cute

はい、 ガシャです
It's hell because of, yes, time consuming and just general salt.

I cannot simply into someone into meat. Its a learned process.

shes moe

me

IMMMMM GONNA SCREAM INTO THAT MOUF

How come? I'm fine.

Just get the earworm off with $ayoriboy$.

Iunno, not that big on breakcore, what I know falls a lot more into edge than those albums do.
Unrelated but kinda cool track.
youtube.com/watch?v=Rb_l60AgVqs

Извинитe, мoжeтe cкaзaть этo eщё paз в пo-aнглийcки или пa-pycкий?

Happy

%bass 30

Oh? Tell me more.

Nice selfie. Lemme try it.

vers libre more like vers de marde
if it doesn't rhyme it's shit smh

Vigil's favorite, Kill yourself (stardust crusaders)

Good taste.

I don't have Discord!

But you're a chef right? Aussie meat chefs are the best in the world.

Um just cold here. How was your weekend?

T-That sucks, but I'm still leaving for a long time.
Don't give up though, it was just their fault this time.
Bye

I cant teach instinct.

>I don't have Discord!
Meanwhile I barely know what it is... not even what it looks like

Homemade vaporwave at your fingertips

h-heyyyy trhat hot

why thank you

hmph

does dormir not nearly rhyme with reposer? Also reposer and disparaître kinda rhyme. And some of it also kinda rhymes in english
>I want to rest/ I want to sleep/ Hold my head/ in your knees
Also the actual first line (which I removed) was in german. But I know that's grammatically correct.
Also songs don't have to rhyme. And plus the song is supposed to be shoegaze so the lyrical content isn't as important due to vocals often blending with the guitars.
What do you mean?
It's talking about someone I love and how they make me feel better. Like an analgesic makes your headache feel better which is the main metaphor in this.
You do better smh

:(

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I slept most of the day both days.
Did you do anything fun this weekend?

I want the dumb alicefag to go

A FRIEND

HI

no don't cry you dumb sad anime ugly hat :c

yeah me too

Various kinds of despair, just look it up dear comrade~

Sure sure, whatever makes you happy.

really? basically discord is skype but a shit ton better. Quite some people from waifu use it for dm's and servers (chatrooms)/ Ya might want to give it a whirl

I don't blame you, I would too... wait a second... you are biru.
I know right? Let's see... oh! Silk ropes, you would need to learn how to tie knots tho.

This is sono, he was banned for 30 days. You guys are retarded.

I have about 160 images of birds with arms

Hi guys, I guess I'm here now!
By the way, claimed.

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they might do in french, but i'm reading it in french
reposer and disparaître don't rhyme though.

i didn't read the part where you said it's a song, thought it was supposed to be a poem, my b

pray for me

mhmm, you vanishing act =u=

my dms have been awfully quiet without you bullying me,,,,,,

yeah me too, sorry bro

hell yeah, brother! I have like 350ish unique ones but my folder isn't sorted well

Fuffy handcuffs should do the trick, for an easy solution.

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