I'm escaping from hundreds of zombies. Better stop by and drink a Pepsi™

>I'm escaping from hundreds of zombies. Better stop by and drink a Pepsi™

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Probably the worst product placement i've EVER seen, holy fuck

He was sick with meningitis ebola aids.

That should make you thirsty.

>The incompetence of the American military
>Blind Japanese samurai and a Japanese otaku 2chan poster
>Stupid concepts like quislings and feral children
>Rich people now shovel poo and poor people now run society (cause all rich people are useless and never earned their way and all poor people aren't lazy and on welfare)
>Israel is best rael
>Is North Korea in a tunnel just hiding out or are they all zombies???????? It's like some kinda Schrodinger's cat of asians, so cool!
>"Muh dogs even though I hated them but now I attack people that do and now I'm in a special K9 unit durrrrrrr"
>For some reason only this random African guy has ONE CRAZY PLAN that will save us and nobody else could ever come up with such a brilliant strategy
>Every character is unrealistically descriptive for "interviews", like it's some lonely Jewish hack writing a shitty fiction book that'll be gobbled up by Americans
>DUDE I'M GUARDING RICH CELEBRITIES AND BILL MAHER AND ANNE COULTER ARE HAVING SEX ON THE BEACH LMAO

Oh no, how dare... HOW DARE Brad Pitt ruin such a *snicker* "classic" book - Max Brooks' salient and cutting satire of modern society that still rings true today - how dare he.

Truly, zombie genre fiction has peaked with this tome

What an awful movie why are they making a sequel?

>Probably the worst product placement i've EVER seen
I've seen worse.

Nobody said the book was good. Just that the movie was retarded

He was celebrating and taking a jab at the virus

lel

Can I get a laughing Evans version of this?

I laughed in the theater when I saw this. I thought it was supposed to be funny. I was wrong

he needed to give himself diabetes so the zombies wouldn't kill him

Post moar product placement

youtube.com/watch?v=zaOJUPFahIM

Doesn't look like pepsi. Looks like rc cola or some other yuropoor soda

youtube.com/watch?v=oQYwFND7rHE

Worse than that?

It is

I didn't know Jonah Hill was on Hawaii 5-0

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please, don't

The Last Transformers Movie with Mark Wahlberg had the Most aggressive product pöacement ive Seen before

The World war z Pepsi scene is subtle Compared to Marky Mark screaming that hes drinking a bud light now, or the Material that can Transform into anything and Transforms into Beats by dre with Stanley tucci Asking of somebody Wants the new beatspill or whatever

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>Doesn't look like pepsi.
Guess what

youtube.com/watch?v=9IS-GZ4q340

What's the point of running for your life if you don't take a moment to live?

Pepsi

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What would he drink then? There's no running water during a zombie apocalypse, but when you do lots of running you must hydrate

wtf I want a pepsi now

nigga, stop trying to justify that scene

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Kizumontagari Part 2 has worse but no video of it yet

Nigga, that's how public spaces look. Go the fuck outside.

Can anyone explain the super market scene for me?

>me and buddy jake going to store for supplies
>quickly moving through our list of essentials
>batteries, beans, first aid equipment, teenage girl-
>t-teenage girl?
>"QUICK! FUCKING GRAB HER JAKE! WE'LL DO HER RIGHT HERE IN THE STORE"

I mean, it doesn't make any sense. I know a lot of the movie doesn't but this scene is just ridiculous

At least he's not holding it with the logo facing the screen like an Adam Sandler movie.

>Slagging the product
Come on the fucking Sopranos and that is the best you got

There was no need. See

>I'm dyin' over here bring me a coca-cola will ya'

I'd fucking stop to drink a Pepsi too if I were about to die.

If you still remember it, doesn't that make it good product placement?

Anybody up for some Corona™?

>know your shitty 80's movie reboot is going to fail
>write in tons of product placement into the script to make up the loss
>but do so without asking the companies if it's okay
>film entire fucking scenes with cringy food references, still without permission
>finally ask the company for money in exchange for the scene
>they say no
>too late, already filmed it, leave it in anyway
>literal unpaid shilling in a major motion picture

jdimsa

ghostbusters.wikia.com/wiki/Pringles

DUDE
Society is collapsing and zombies are wondering the streets. Everything else on your list is about surviving for a long period of time shut off from the world. It probably wasn't on the list, more like an impulse buy. But eventually the powers going to go so what ever your favorite porn was is going to be gone one way or the other, you can't just go pick up girl or a prostitute. You're absolutely going to NEED some live in pussy. And with a teenage girl she's more likely to just adapt to her living situation as chained to a radiator fuck doll than some one older. So she's less likely to fight it over a long period of time less likely to kill herself because she just can't live this way, and she most likely to be in good condition to trade or rent out if and when supplies become scarce.

It's like you don't even watch Doomsday Preppers. I've got my bug out bag stoced and stored away and a couple teenage girl candidates picked out for when the worst happens.

Fortune favors the prepared my friend.

>Paul Feig chose Pringles because the can would be easy for Kate McKinnon to carry around. Pringles, however, was not interested in being an official sponsor for product placement. Feig left the Pringles in anyway.
>When you literally get cuckolded by Pringles

I'm convinced literally no one on this board actually know what cuckold means

It makes perfect sense desu

Sorry we're not all experts like you :>)

fuck u and ur sideways carat nose. delet

I've seen this pasta plenty of times, sad thing is that faggots like you can't even form their own opinions on what or why something is good.

>must hydrate
>by drinking a sugary slime of tar.

Ok

>"Le Big Mac"

Subtle ones are the best

I literally left the movie theatre put my dog in the car with me drove to the woods and left him there because I was so angry

You are evil

I tried to watch this and reached the point where Pitt and the qt kike survived the plain crash and just couldn't do it any more.

What a fucking pile of shite.

youtube.com/watch?v=UgpXJ2qjU9Y

>ghostbusters.wikia.com/wiki/Pringles

And I thought the article about tits in wookiepedia was redundant.

you think that's bad?
skip to 3:00 in this video: youtube.com/watch?v=UgpXJ2qjU9Y

Why did they say that if he injected any of that shit he'd be dead anyway, but then later nobody mentions that again and he just gets a miracle cure?

The fuck?

people turn into pure animals when shtf, civility is an illusion, people are barbaric af in their core

Do Americans really do this?

>BILL MAHER AND ANNE COULTER ARE HAVING SEX ON THE BEACH LMAO
Now you know this is a rediculous amount of fiction. Anne is a little too white for Bill's taste.

taking a brief respite after saving the world is perfectly fine. If he did anything other than drink a product placed

No, if it sells pepsi then it sells mountain dew. We buy that.

Poor dawg

>Yes humans, you're too stupid to take care of yourselves! Without government you would just be mindless rape machines, so give government more power over your lives.

what are they gonna do with a loose bucket of soda

I remember a scene from the Invasion of the Bodysnatchers remake where Nicole Kidman guzzles every brand of Schweppes company soft drinks for like a full minute.

>hydrating with pepsi
HAHAHAHAHA FUCKING AMERICANS

BASED FUCKING PRINGLES

He wasn't hydrating, he was refilling his HFC reserves. If an American doesn't consume at least 10lbs of the stuff a day, they get very, very angry.

youtube.com/watch?v=RP83kn5aYxo

>only "geek" adds in some random street

>Rich people now shovel poo and poor people now run society (cause all rich people are useless and never earned their way and all poor people aren't lazy and on welfare)

this got me thinking, what boards would fare the best in a zombie apocalypse? I'm guessing /out/, /k/ and maybe some of /fit/

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the lengths people go to nitpick a movie...

this was an ok flick. i don't know what you were expecting. an intelligent movie? perhaps you're the stupid one.

kek. user, that's the best fucking news I've heard all day, and it's probably the most hilariously incompetent aspect of this movie.

Most of /k/ would be too overweight, they'd be useful as a human equivalent of L4D pipe bombs though.

I don't think Pitt has drank out of a can for over 20 years.

>even though i'm Behind Enemy Lines™ starring Owen Wilson I can still get a Coca Cola™ in a warzone

There's so many things going on in this picture

Is this real?

The movie Tourgue had the most noticeable product placement

youtube.com/watch?v=sGDgnp7-uck

Na spiderman with sony are the worst.
Even the fucking music theme is product placement.

Worse than Sandler?
youtube.com/watch?v=8VK7TeW6XKU

I actually like this one, i thought it was funny.

He was celebrating victory, you pleb. Great flick 8/10.

>works as a photographer
>uses a sony DSLR
kek

Well done son of bitch.

Holy shit that can't be real
>It worked for Jared

>a movie poster and a laptop
really nigga? we have better in this thread.

Why wouldnt a vending machine have a big brand name? It'd bug me if the movie intentionally put their own no names cans in it just to avoid paying fees.

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Damn

Nah, Will Smith bragging about his "vintage" Converse shoes in "I, Robot" was worse

No it was obviously a jew conspiracy

>PEPSI? FUCK THAT SHIT! COCA-COLA!

Bill/Anne used to date. They bring it up once and a while on Real Time

youtube.com/watch?v=3HpIZrOH4zc

It was pretty subtle though, blacks really love their kicks

Opening scene of Jurassic World for me easily.

>Beats by Dre
My heart sank and the film never recovered.

>he doesn't realise how incompetent military organizations actually are