Post the most retarded thoughts you can come up with

Post the most retarded thoughts you can come up with

that doggy drink back up and then come out agian

This thread

it's it's tounge you retard

If 2 +2 = 4, does that mean I fucked a hot pocket the wrong way?

I still come to Sup Forums

idk, I think you already won, you degenerate

kek, nice trips user.

gray tounge on dog no way

Capitalism is bad

>Everything is happening for a GOOD reason.
Maybe a reason, but none where we matter

When I was 15, 11 years ago, I thought it would be cool to climb to the top of a pine tree and jump down. Assuming the branches would slow my fall as there was a tree right next to it and the branches were overlapping.

I didnt go to school for 3 weeks after...

The retarded thing is that I still think it could work, just haven't found the right free yet.

When exactly is it okay to feed mogwai? It's always after midnight.

worms come to the surface to mate. Nothing but trouble above ground

We should spend billions on a wall to keep the Mexicans out

My sexual partners are cheating
I’m going crazy
I don’t have a good mindset in life

Any word relating to shit, doo doo poo poo poop, etc. Not spelling properly

>Oh, I just made a giant masterpiece for all the World's Greatest Newspaper nerds!

bonus points if you get the source without Googling

>right free yet
>free
This is how you sound saying “tree” without your front teeth. Lol

We already spend billions right now letting them stay, you idiot. Lol

I wonder if I pour some coca cola in my urethra the dick will eventually burp.

a skateboard made out of hair

im hungry but im fat and literally no food sounds good right now

usually i eat wendys or burgerking every day, but im not in the mood.

also im diabetic and have diahrehea