Confess

Confess

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I smoked weed once

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I've told people the 4-color theorem still has yet to be proven

>TFW I go to U of I

I'm a bi sub for a couple.

If I fail at this, I can always kill myself.

haven't gone to a single class since semester started a week ago

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I sent this to my ex.
I wish she was mine forever.
She was all I wanted.
I probably should have done something more because i used to but then stopped..

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Shoulda just said "hey"

I jack off A LOT.

ive been crushing on a boy for 4 years and im too much of a pussy to actually advance our relationship past loose friends

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I'm an emotional fat catholic priest

you bitch! suck his dick!!

Damn son while you're gushing and newfag whiteknighting, Chad's making her cum with his DICK

I’ve been in a relationship with this girl for a about 2 years and I want to murder legitimately murder her so I can find someone else and do the same to them.

You're white.

just put your dick in him, thats how I got my bf

I broke a kids arm because I just wanted to hurt him

My life's very nice besides that I never talk to people and have never had a gf. I'm planning on going to live in Siberia one day because I want to just survive in a place like that. I also want to pretty much not want a choice in being alone because I know my personality makes it hard enough. If I get sad enough I want a way to just keep walking outside in a direction until I'm lost and die from cold

I nutted to a black girl once

nono you have it wrong

if i wasnt scared, this

So true. Dude shoulda just said "hey. We should hangout."

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so whats the problem? have a few drinks, flirt a bit, suck his dick.

Ok you got i'm Bi

I threw hot candlewax in a girls eye once while blasted on meth. I thought it was water until she started screaming and I saw what happened.
I also loaded cat shit into my friends dads weed pipe. I finger banged my friends ugly girlfriend. I tasted my own semen but brag that I never have

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THX REDDIT!!11!!111

hes not really a guy i just wanna fuck, i want a relationship with him

also no

If you want a relationship, you need to suck his dick.

fucking jesus

the whole point is pushing you past the point of 'we're just friends' briefly which forces you both to re-evaluate it. a drunken blowjob can do just that.

Because this is 4 chan I feel like you should text this guy and flirt hard. And post screen shots.

I got kicked out of college a while ago but i still work as a student worker. I need the money and feel like the university owes me this much. I plan on returning in the fall, but i need to save up while I can.

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if you say so

not a terrible idea but i need to get really drunk to even think about it

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Technically trap porn is the least gay porn there is. If you are watching straight porn, then you are watching a dude, so the video is 50% gay. 2 girls is preferable but that's gay in itself. So therefore trap porn is the least gay because with both of them being 50% guy and 50% girl that adds up to only 25% guy and is the least gay porn to watch.

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How are you guys doing that?

I raped my ex-wife on numerous occasions. i acted shocked when she confronted me about it, but i always knew what i was doing.

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I could repress my desires for a while but at this point it's unbearable. I'm going to fall for cheese pizza again

its the jews

I love going to /biz/ just to laugh at all the idiots that bought during the bubble.

My boss got mad, and I made fun of the face he made in front of a bunch of people

Try potatoes instead.

I really want to die. I just can't bring myself to kill myself because my family will be devastated.

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Your family cares? I wonder what that feels like

I had an abortion

that's not too late to start or drop. Do it

Sauce to that cumshot

I am an ANCAP

i touch my peebo sometimes get it so hard until it hurts then stop it

The jews what

Used to saw it just because of how morbid it looks but not quite my thing bro

one time i took a shit on the floor and blamed it on my dog

What?

>The jews what
It's them!

what's that like

More feels than anything else. But I'm the guy who went on a short trip with this girl and her sister.

She finally got back to me, and said "Ok thanks.

I don’t mind that you just left. I need to focus on getting work/getting out of Long Island/getting to do more of the things I want to do. I hope you understand"

I then basically just said
"I understand. If you want to talk, meet or hang out when things will be less busy don't hesitate to contact me."

I guess thats the best that I could say or do here... I still kinda wish that I could say something that could show that I wish that I could have another chance...

And I still need to get my book back from her, and yea....

This is a comforting thought.

Therapy my friend

You can't rape your wife, nigga. You own that pussy.

Probably for the best

The least gay porn for a straight guy to watch is a woman masturbating, 100% girl

I use az screen recorder to steal my hot friends pictures on snapchat.... it's the easiest way to save without them knowing

The pizza content makers?

this is my personality test

look up global style personality test

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i've had a low key crush on my best friend but its kind of weird. sometimes she'll randomly kiss my head of cheek but then other days she'll talk about our other friend. today i told her about how i saw this guy ive liked for 2 years on the freeway and she said she had a crush on me. idk on how to feel and i hate the fact its like an on and off '''relationship''''
doesnt help i imagine her and i doing lewd things while beating mymeat