OFFICIAL CRYSTAL PALACE v HULL CITY MATCH THREAD

This match has one of two outcomes: either Hull City will be relegated (officially with a loss, all but with a draw) or Crystal Palace will be dragged into the last day relegation battle.

Kick-off at 12:00pm UK time with coverage now on Sky Sports 1.

Palarse: Hennessey, Ward, Kelly, Tomkins, Schlupp, Milivojevic, Puncheon, Cabaye, Townsend, Zaha, C. Benteke.
>Subs: Speroni, Delaney, van Aanholt, McArthur, Flamini, Sako, Campbell.

JUST City: Jakupovic, Elmohamady, Dawson, Ranocchia, Maguire, Robertson, Clucas, N'Diaye, Grosicki, Evandro, Niasse.
>Subs: Marshall, Davies, Huddlestone, Elabdellaoui, Maloney, Mbokani, Bowen.

Remember when Crystal Palace put up a statue of Michael Jackson at their stadium?

kek good times

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>75905689
No (You) for you.

Having kittens lads. Could be a black day this.

>9 years to the day since the win over Watford that sent >us to >our first ever Wembley match
>this day last year was the 3-0 at Derby that set up the fourth Wembley match
>the same date could result in the complete collapse of the club

Shitting bricks.

Hold me mate ;_;

Zaha hat trick incoming.

Press s to spit in full city's grave

>zaha hat trick
"no"

more realistic: 2-0 palace with both goals scored by the ex-hull players (delaney & cuntbell)

@75905807
Can't wait for your worthless team to lose so you can go back to your precious non-league.

Watch this or the championship play-off?

>75906009
t. plastic bandwagoner

bet you were happy at orient being killed too

Where is that Hull fan that argued with me Swansea would go down?

I know everyone likes Big Sam but Hull need to win today. Marco Silva has done really well. He needs to beat those swan cunts to safety.

Even if Hull win, Swansea can beat WBA and Hull need 7 goals. Not going to happen.

Cheerio Hull, you are shit.

What happened to 190kg? Usually I'd prefer Swansea to go down so that he gets BTFO, although I haven't seen him recently so I wouldn't mind Hull going down so the tripfag gets BTFO.

Any non-league team dying is a cause for celebration :)

>when your tunnel is also a cupboard

>yfw Hull win today and next week, Swansea win as well and Big Sam loses to Mouyes and gets relegated

BABY I'M GLAD ALL

would like this very much, especially as palace are a literal team of apes

>tfw it's Palace who get relegated

My smug will be off the scale.

CITY

>tfw you strongly dislike MBTT because of some retarded post he made about 3 years ago and forgot to take his trip off
>tfw you wish he had took it off because he's actually a pretty cool poster and you don't like the cognitive dissonance it makes you have

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>italian defending

GOING DOWN

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>Tigers

Silva looked so sad there ;_;

>Serie A defending

>WHITE "PEOPLE"

Still don't see what people are raving about in Zaha though, he runs fast, loses the ball and goes down really easily all the time

>best defender in Serie A
>utter shit in the PL

I'm so shocked

These twats cost me 260 quid because they couldn't get it done at home to already relegated Sunderland last week. Get relegated cunts.

>'ull

>flies back to the safety of the prem
enjoy your championship

He's black. He has to be praised.

Very good relegations this year.

>tfw Hull won't be back in the PL for another decade

Where's Marco Silva going lads?

Wow that goal is pure comedy

>mfw actually just been promoted

Sounds like a young Ronaldo. People should be raving harder

West Brom or West Ham apparently.

Straight to hell

Would be harsh to sack Pulis after the decent season WBA had.

>big sam
>relegation

pick one

Probably to the job centre now that he's been exposed twice in a row

>Another northern monkey town leaving the Premiers hip

GLORIOUS.

>hole

Paddy shut up

*gets replaced by Sheffield Wednesday*

good, the sides that are getting promoted look more competetive than boro and hull.

God, please no. Not these shitcunts.

*Fulham

The Chinese owner isn't happy with Pulisball.

>tfw Newcastle will be the only club from the North East/Yorkshire if Fulham or Reading win the playoffs

>patriotic brexit voting hull being replaced by HIV ridden poofs Brighton

broken britain

>The city is unique in the UK in having had a municipally owned telephone system from 1902, sporting cream, not red, telephone boxes.

Fucking contrarians.

>tfw Rafa has £70m to spend

I hope he doesn't buy memers in their mid 30s.

>tfw you were looking forward to four derbies next season
>tfw you get none

These are really mixed feels. On the one hand derby day is great. But on the other they've both been relegated in embarrassing fashion.

So with Hull inevitably going down. What players would you lads take from the relegated teams for your own?

Defoe?

Defoe would be a decent backup option for one of the top teams imo

Pickford

>71%
heh

I'd have Andrew Robertson from Hull to replace Dummett at left back. That's it.

Lads

Pickford is a talented young GK. Might end up Englands number 1 ahead of Butland.

De roon from boro.
Robertson from hull.

RRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>'on the one hand derby day is great'
>getting spanked each time by Mackems
>getting to break down Hull's hoofball
>getting to die of boredom against Bor(e)o

You should be happy. Those teams couldn't even send Swansea down when they were shipping 5 or 6 goals each game. Good riddance.

>nbcsn showing f1 instead
Nice "league" you got there

*triggered spurs fan*

that's why they are winning
the bastards

Ball may be overhanging the outside of the line.

>Pickford is a talented young GK. Might end up Englands number 1 ahead of Butland.
Hart's got that position on lockdown for the next 15 years

>watching whatever massa tells you to watch

>Hull or f1
what a tough choice

this

t.qualified referee

The Black Ronaldo will win a Ballon Dd'Or before you get a gf

God Zaha is so shit. If he loses a yard of pace he won't be good enough for the championship.

>one-nil down after three minutes in a must win

>a scumbag manager who was exposed as a fraudster is staying up at the expense of a team fucked by its owners
Sums up football really

>against a Bog Sim team that will only shut the shop from now on

Amazes me how quickly that fiasco swept under the rug. Fat scum.

shoo paddy

City always seem to get hammered by the big teams, and capitulate against the ones they should beat. They only seem to win against mid-table sides

If they had won this game they would have gone into next week a point behind Palace, with a home game against Spurs (with nothing to play for) and Palace away to Man United

Some teams will sign Grosicki and Maguire from Hull

dunno what Birmingham and Blackburn have to do with this match desu

Even without Zaha's goal, how they're ever going to win if it's 30 minutes gone and they didn't even have a single shot?

Also, they didn't win a single away game since the opening game against Lester.

*roars towards the championship*

BIG

Bye bye Hull

F

RIP

;_;

Newcastle only spend their money on garbage

How much did they spunk on Henry Saviet?

Geordies are entitled shits, Mike Ashley should sell Newcastle to the Peter Lim

2-0

Burton Albion here we come

For those wondering, City haven't come from two-goals down to win a game since the 1980s

RIP

F

>ull

Hull pls

>The "cultured" city of Hull