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Holy shit, where was this?

telegraph.co.uk/news/2016/06/02/teacher-suspended-over-pimps-and-prostitutes-maths-exam-quiz/

>“Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?”

Jesus fucking christ.

Wtf is an "8 Ball"?

Lol how did the teacher know coke prices so well?
An eighth of an ounce.

About $250

holy fuck thats expensive ass cocaine, this clearly isn't in chiraq where shits dirt ass cheap comparatively.

This is really inventive teaching. Everyone knows that relevant contexts are beneficial to learning and this teacher is finally using good examples, instead of fucking trains from Geneva that have no relevance to the lives of Americans.

>is this real life
Teaching the next generation of Tyrones and Lashanda how to sling dope.

20%

>“How many drive-by shootings can Ramon attempt before he has to steal enough ammunition and reload?”

SHEEEEEEIT TEACHA

>Letting girls in your gang

>suspended for that

All he wanted was to reach dese keeds.

>Lol how did the teacher know coke prices so well?
$320 or $250

No ones ever gunna pay that much for a 8ball.. $150 tops for that much

Dey jus need mo money fo dem programs

20 / 4 = 5, so 50%. Source: I'm a math major.

Then you're getting ripped off bad, faggot. Change your dealer.

8 ball knows a place on the edge of the red light district where you can lay low but his hands are all messed up. Do you

A. Offer to drive him there
B. Drive into a pay and spray
C. Go to triad territory, kill some people and wait for a chunk to yell "somebody call a medic!

If this was in a movie about a inner city black school the teacher would be praised.

wat

gangs do recruit girls, it is usually to be a ho but they are in the gang and even fight against a different gangs ho's

Well that's the only way for niggers to get interested in maths. Gotta adapt.
The cuck who raped his math class and made the chimps dance was praised. Liberals are such hypcrotical little bitches.

good job

You don't know any spics do you?

>this sweet looking old lady is the teacher

oh kek where have my sides gone

The larger size of cocaine. The small size is a gram. The larger size that offers multiple hits is called an 8ball because of its weight and because its generally a solid ball you break off lines from

Update: her in the 1960s

Literally Sup Forums the teacher

Can't a nigga teach his students about hood'inomics

kek

Glad I only have to deal with white people

25%
20-4=16
16/4=4
1/4=0.25
25%

tree fiddy

the answer is always tree fiddy

You forgot to subtract the fraction, retard.

We always keeps it a hunnid in dis hood niqqa

ayy lmao

Kek

>Lashaunda is a lookout for the gang
>proceeds to be called Lacuna in the next sentence.

oh boy just like real life how nignogs don't know how to spell the names they give their children.

20-25= -5
-5+4= -1
-1/4 = -0.25
25%

4:20
divide by 2
2:10
multiply by ten
20:100
20%

Prepare for an influx of people ironically posting the wrong answer.

It's 0.2 fags

20-16=4
4^20=1099511627776
1099511627776/4^18=16
16*24=384
384/1920=0.2

You then have to take the final fraction then divide 100 by it. Nigga learn your street math

>If he sells an 8 ball
How much is an 8 ball, and wtf is an 8 ball

Professor Lejon game when?

Dobs confirmed for good math

Poor old lady probably thought she was being super hip and relevant. As a teacher myself, I understand wanting to be able to relate to your students, but this is beyond the pale. It's also hilarious.

>and wtf is an 8 ball
An eighth of cocaine. Or meth.

this sounds like it would be from a Murdoch Murdoch video

facts
you're fucking stupid.
Group of friends start gang. Usually these idiots have gf's. Gf's start a click governed by the men. Usually bitches are attracted to these idiots so no shit they're gunna be a part of it. You actually believe this shit is like a no girls allowed thing ? Man you're a fucking imbecile. Please man, shut the fuck up
I think he was on the right track but he fucked up by not including its main customers. Da white man.
thats where this comes into play
get a stupid white kid with no street knowledge and he'll give you that and more.

All in all this teacher is cool as fuck but he fucked up by not including other races.

>stuck in a classroom with niggers and spics that constantly call you a racist cracka bitch
>try to make homework that will just maybe teach them something before they drop out

This teacher dindu nuffin.

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There you go, that's more like it.

0% because he dindu nuffin, he aint the daddy

Hope you like B12 and baking soda cheap ass.

holy shit literally gang violence math HILARIOUS

WTF LOL

>pedro got 6 years for murder

LMAO

Mexico bringing the bantz

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And that's why you pay $250 for an 8-ball.

Most spics get drugs cheap from their uncle/cousins/fathers.

Its because its an eighth of an ounce faggot

>'muric**t education

Its 20%
20/4=5
1/5
20%

I hate this board sometimes.

>No ones ever gunna pay that much for a 8ball.. $150 tops for that much

Nigga this is some A1. Shit came here straight off the back of a Bolivian mule.

top kek. maybe i see what they're talking about. whenever teachers try to teach blacks in a matter they'll understand, they fire the teacher.
#BlackEducationMatters!
i'd have fun teaching them the prisoners dilemma.

You did it :D

No dumbfuck its because they step on it.

Its cut with baking soda

Nigga this is some A1. Shit came here straight off the back of a Bolivian mule.
>Exactly what someone would say before handing you a bag of baking soda.

honestly just sounds like this
youtube.com/watch?v=fm7Bva1R838

That's why I only deal with honest, morally upright drug-dealing spics.

An eightball is 3 grams. How are all of you so new?

3.5 newfag

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>3 grams
You're getting ripped off bro

3.5 grams

eighth of an ounce which is 28 grams (actually slightly more, grams dont go evenly into ounces)

maybe the niggers ears perk up when they hear that shit

stay new

Why aren't you French yet!?

>Dwayne pimps 3 ho's

Why would you know this?

>what is the street value of the rest of his hold?
Depends on the quantity and who he sells it to.

Antonio paid more per gram than Juan, even though he bought more.

Dwayne pimps 3 ho's. If the price is $85 per trick, how many tricks per day must each ho turn to support Dwayne's $800 per day crack habit?

20%

People really missed this. Holy Jesus!

Work out the percentage:

4/20 = 1/5 = 20%

420!

The funniest part is that this was probably the most effective way to "BREAK THROUGH WIT DESE KEEDS". We should start a social media campaign to "free" the teacher, claiming that the administration is being culturally insensitive.

Oh my, that girl on the right is an absolute QT

She's ready to retire ...
>IDGAF
>Settings to: MAX TROLL
>FTW

I love this woman!!!

QUEEN OF Sup Forums!!!!!

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Which one of you was this?

Funniest thread on Sup Forums today

LMAO

youtube.com/watch?v=O1mmePD549o

>all these shit prices for an 8 ball
>Can't answer how much grams

Fuck, you guys need to either get outside more often or kill yourselves

>“Leroy has 2 ounces of cocaine. If he sells an 8 ball to Antonio for $320 and 2 grams to Juan for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the rest of his hold?"
LeRoy has 51 grams. His street value has diminished because he's ripped off Antonio and Juan is probably a junky dude weed college kid.

If we assume Antonio is reasonable, he will just spread rumours against LeRoy meaning Leroy will have to lower his prices. 85/2=42.5 42.5*3.5=148~

Lowest price is asking price, but he may get away with selling 8balls at 200. At 51g left, he has 7 8balls left and 2 grams. So really his value is 1400~ give or take.

>taking drugs

kek, you've been promoted to project manager for the wall.

I don't do drugs but it doesn't take a fucking genius to know how much they cost

If you had more than 2 friends and weren't a faggot weeb you'd know

you're getting burned

what the fuck is an 8 ball?

dude weed lmao

STOP SHILLING YOUR SHIT HERE MURDOCH
>new video when