Please state the nature of the medical emergency

Please state the nature of the medical emergency.

Help! OP can't get the dick out of his mouth!

My dick is stuck in a car door.

i need a cute trap to suck and fuck.

Doctor, I ate Neelix's special of the day and this happened.

I have a drinking problem

We have an acute case of Over Mexican Immigritis here. How can we get it removed?

You need the doctor ya sick fuck.

Hey doctor, I'm going to need you to give me a full exam right now.

My penis got caught in the door plz help

I've got a sort of.... involuntary spasm happening with my arm

The real Harry Kim is dead

IT ... BURNS ... WHEN I PEE!

Open the door.
Put finger up ass as you're falling asleep, then call me in the morning.
Just rest for now.
Please speak with Captain Janeway.
I suggest building a wall.
Come to sick bay after hours.
See above.
Use this to your advantage.

I'm experiencing shrinkage

Oh boy, doc, I'll make sure to bring a bottle of tulaberry wine just for the occasion.
There's a red alert going on right now, doc, and it's in my pants.

ROFLMAO!

Bring Kes.

We are the Borg. Lower your shields and surrender your ships. We will add your biological and technological distinctiveness to our own. Your culture will adapt to service us. Resistance is futile.

Go on, give me your best shot. I can take it.

I'm a virgin.

I've got a fever.

She's practicing her telepathy with Tuvok, sorry. It's just me and you tonight, doc.

The pie is dry

There's a 'realistic loli' thread on the first page and I accidentaly clicked on it. Now I hear pounding from my frontdoor.

My dick is constantly inside hot chicks

Nurse, 4 ccs of Yridian cowbell supplement.

Mayday, Mayday! Anyone! Terrorists have seized and Nakatomi building and are holding 30 or more hostages! I say again, unknown number of terrorists, six or more, armed with automatic weapons at Nakatomi, Century City! Somebody answer me, Goddamnit!

Captain, our sensors have detected a distress call on the upper wavebands from some faggot. He is requesting immediate response, how shall we respond, Captain?

Tell them to fuck off Mr. Tuvok. I'll be in my ready room... Chakotay, you're with me.

fuck you faggot

faggot

GODFUCKING FAGGOT

dumb cunt

Cock sucking fagg

fuck off

Your a fucking massive nigger. I'll fucking come over there and tie you to a chair, maturbate on you and punch the sperm out of your hair you little nigger faggot

jew

Mr. Tuvok, escort this faggot to the brig.

YOU FUCKING COCKSUCKING FAGGOT

This is a mutiny. Security, I want these men thrown in the brig for the remainder of our voyage home.

Very well, Captain.
Very well, sir.
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Gentlemen, if you'll please follow me now.

It hurts when I urinate.

We are more than one niggerbitch say Suttin

it seems like every time i open my eyes i can see these little squiggly lines that have little faces and they talk to me and tell me to do things like do a naked cartwheel behind captain janeway when she isnt looking. i havent been caught yet and the squiggles laugh and it makes me laugh until i shit my pants and pass out for an hour. when i wake up they make me drink a half gallon of andorian ale and then vomit in neelixs garden compost. this has been happening for like a week. got anything for a stiff neck?

W-whats h-happening i-in t-this t-thread g-guys?

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enjoy the brig bitch.

>Please state the nature of the medical emergency.
Chief O'Brien is having sex with a prepubescent girl
again

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Doctor, we need your help right away. Sup Forums has terminal cancer.

Dammit user, I'm a doctor, not a miracle worker!