>murder farmer for his jumpsuit
>drive around town all day in cop car
>old guy following me
>fall off balcony
>lol jk i'm not even dead
Murder farmer for his jumpsuit
OP Shitposts on Sup Forums, gets told to go kill himself.
kills literally every human on earth and still loses
>Dad adopts faggot kid
>faggot was abused by my dad
>He’s now an edgy goth
>grows more sociopathic
>Begins killing things
>And stealing from my dad
>have enough of his shit
>Gather my friends together to kick his scrawny columbine wannabe ass
>MFW I find out fag is jealous of me
evangelion
Halloween
Hamlet 2: Niggerland
Halloween
A boxer kills a gangster over a poptart
yep
>train on some guys estate to become best in world
>guy is weird as fuck
>introduces me to cocaine
>kills my brother
>very loosely based on a true story
>it is essential we have a conversation about our son
>Marky Mark's brother is a crackhead
The Fighter
>good guy actually bad guy
>his dick doesn't work
>bad guy actually good guy
>he's addicted to pain killers
>both work the super bad guy
>everyone dies at the end
Foxcatcher
Nope
yee
>jealous cowboy
>spaceman
>"Wow, a puppy!"
>A boxer kills a gangster over a poptart
>Bike gang
>OH FUCK LOOK OUT KID
>Where the fuck am I
>Government conspiracy
>Teddy bears bleeding milk and shit
>Guys wtf happened to [character]?
>Finally find [character]
>Fuck off, I got powers and shit now
>HOLY FUCK NEVERMIND PLEASE HELP WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>OH SHIT
>Everyone is dead
Toy Story
Akira
yezzir
>nigger is champ
>gives bum a shot
>bum's friend is an alcoholic
>bum fucks his sister
>an old guy yells every time he speaks
pulp fiction
That's right!
>Guy working at TV station
>Hey wtf is this show?
>Wait what the fuck is happening to me
>Massive vagina hole in stomach. Let's reach in and see what we find
>Gun
>Kill everyone who works at TV station
>Kill yourself
uh huh.
>kid
>not my kid
>I'll watch him though
>wow, kid is pretty cool
>turns out he's my friend's kid
>old balls
We need to talk about Kevin.
yes
>WWII
>women
>lay off the high ones
>I like the high ones
Kinda curious on this one.
Rocky
Rocky
Videodrome
need one more hint
>yuppie kills some dudes
>or does he?
Perks of being a wallflower
Big Daddy
Please, though I don't think I'm gonna get it.
correct.
>one million dollars
>macintosh
Im not gonna get it?
is it rick and morty?
Sixth sense
das it mane
>porn
>how much do you bench?
>I'm a fucking idiot
Wrong. You guys will get it, eventually
Oh, Sup Forumsro we got a misunderstanding, I'm not the guy who posted it. I'm just hoping someone can figure this one out cause it sounds kinda wtf.
>gf dies, but not really
>protagonist was destroyed, but not really
>he can't be stopped by bullets, but not really
>his brother was antagonist, but not really at one particular scene
Double dubs for Boogie Nights.
>not even a 4th wall
>shitty thief
>shitty actor
>>hesgay.jpg
>uronecrophilia
>feel up a drunk girl
>beat the elderly
and they all live happily ever after
>Be American
>Get shot
Yep
>Faggot kid, arrogant cunt, whiny bitch, and dog looking fucker
>Arrogant cunt gets captured due to debt
>Fuck. Gotta save him
>Faggot kid gotta kill dad, doesn't. Dad dies through other means.
>Faggot kid makes out with arrogant bitch earlier on. Turns out to be incest
Pretty easy
Don Jon
>old as fuck
>hates gooks
>car almost gets stolen
>comes to like gooks
>get killed by gooks
>and such is life
Robocop.
Jedi
Gran torino
Star Wars
yeh
>razor sprinter
Blank Check
Gran Turino
>fucking with time and wishes
>gf turns out to be dead
>nah not really
>find her on a random train
I know its not it, since its not a movie, but...metal gear?
>microchips
>good bad guy and bad good guy both fuck some chick
>marky mark some how survives the whole movie
yep
>the voice of god is a detective
>goes around hunting down the antagonists of FMA:Brotherhood
Blank Check? Now that's a little off the beaten path
Yeee
>Shithead
>Take new career
>Dangerous as fuck, suddenly everyone wants this car
>Alien conspiracy
>Black Flag.
>government guy takes drugs to zone out
>kills a bunch of dudes
>stops taking drugs
>kills even more dudes
>girl takes drugs
>becomes god
Lucy
>cowboy finds drug money
>serial killer wants drug money
>drug gang wants drug money
>everyone dies
>philosophical bullshit ending
>travel into dream
>race against time
>psychological state of protagonist is at risk
hint: its not inception
nope, although I like your way of thinking
a bit more
>protagonist is widely known as pretty tough, badass dude
>major antagonist simply walks away at finale
No country for old.men
No country for old men?
gran torino
righteo
Paprika
yep
>superheroes fighting autistic ginger
Repo Man?
The Departed!
Correct
dreamscape?
Very good guess but no
nope
fuck that was fast
>aliens visit
>fuck with time
>ww3 almost happens because of the chinese
The Arrival
>i am a killer
>i need to kill the old me
>in order to kill the old me i must kill the current me
sigghhh the one with amy adams and Hawkeye, uhm...forgot the title
Looper
>normal
>sleep
>wake up
>smart
>full body latte
The Incredibles
Incredibles
Hell yeah!
>Guy
>Act like top shit, everyone hates me, but really too scared to do anything
>Gets framed
>In jail
>Out of jail!
>No more crime
>Fuck, no more crime
>Fuck, everyone hates me
>End up nearly dead because everyone hates me
>Suddenly cured and all is well again.
yea
close enough
>be black
>lose leg
>still wanna swim
>navy dont want me
>fuck them imma do it anyway
>break out of jail
>avoid cops
>get drunk
>break back into jail
>become famous
>get pardoned
>still end up almost being lynched
Looper?
Batman V Superman
The Departed
Idiocracy
League of their own
>robots
>time travel
>failed abortion
>you should take life only 20 minutes at time
>don't trust bitches
>don't trust that fucker Teddy even when he is telling you the truth
The Terminator
American psycho
No Country for Old Men?