Murder farmer for his jumpsuit

>murder farmer for his jumpsuit
>drive around town all day in cop car
>old guy following me
>fall off balcony
>lol jk i'm not even dead

OP Shitposts on Sup Forums, gets told to go kill himself.

kills literally every human on earth and still loses

>Dad adopts faggot kid
>faggot was abused by my dad
>He’s now an edgy goth
>grows more sociopathic
>Begins killing things
>And stealing from my dad
>have enough of his shit
>Gather my friends together to kick his scrawny columbine wannabe ass
>MFW I find out fag is jealous of me

evangelion

Halloween

Hamlet 2: Niggerland

Halloween

A boxer kills a gangster over a poptart

yep

>train on some guys estate to become best in world
>guy is weird as fuck
>introduces me to cocaine
>kills my brother
>very loosely based on a true story

>it is essential we have a conversation about our son

>Marky Mark's brother is a crackhead

The Fighter

>good guy actually bad guy
>his dick doesn't work
>bad guy actually good guy
>he's addicted to pain killers
>both work the super bad guy
>everyone dies at the end

Foxcatcher

Nope

yee

>jealous cowboy
>spaceman
>"Wow, a puppy!"

>A boxer kills a gangster over a poptart

>Bike gang
>OH FUCK LOOK OUT KID
>Where the fuck am I
>Government conspiracy
>Teddy bears bleeding milk and shit
>Guys wtf happened to [character]?
>Finally find [character]
>Fuck off, I got powers and shit now
>HOLY FUCK NEVERMIND PLEASE HELP WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING
>OH SHIT
>Everyone is dead

Toy Story

Akira

yezzir

>nigger is champ
>gives bum a shot
>bum's friend is an alcoholic
>bum fucks his sister
>an old guy yells every time he speaks

pulp fiction

That's right!

>Guy working at TV station
>Hey wtf is this show?
>Wait what the fuck is happening to me
>Massive vagina hole in stomach. Let's reach in and see what we find
>Gun
>Kill everyone who works at TV station
>Kill yourself

uh huh.

>kid
>not my kid
>I'll watch him though
>wow, kid is pretty cool
>turns out he's my friend's kid
>old balls

We need to talk about Kevin.

yes

>WWII
>women
>lay off the high ones
>I like the high ones

Kinda curious on this one.

Rocky

Rocky

Videodrome

need one more hint

>yuppie kills some dudes
>or does he?

Perks of being a wallflower

Big Daddy

Please, though I don't think I'm gonna get it.

correct.

>one million dollars
>macintosh

Im not gonna get it?

is it rick and morty?

Sixth sense

das it mane

>porn
>how much do you bench?
>I'm a fucking idiot

Wrong. You guys will get it, eventually

Oh, Sup Forumsro we got a misunderstanding, I'm not the guy who posted it. I'm just hoping someone can figure this one out cause it sounds kinda wtf.

>gf dies, but not really
>protagonist was destroyed, but not really
>he can't be stopped by bullets, but not really
>his brother was antagonist, but not really at one particular scene

Double dubs for Boogie Nights.

>not even a 4th wall
>shitty thief
>shitty actor
>>hesgay.jpg
>uronecrophilia
>feel up a drunk girl
>beat the elderly

and they all live happily ever after

>Be American
>Get shot

Yep

>Faggot kid, arrogant cunt, whiny bitch, and dog looking fucker
>Arrogant cunt gets captured due to debt
>Fuck. Gotta save him
>Faggot kid gotta kill dad, doesn't. Dad dies through other means.
>Faggot kid makes out with arrogant bitch earlier on. Turns out to be incest

Pretty easy

Don Jon

>old as fuck
>hates gooks
>car almost gets stolen
>comes to like gooks
>get killed by gooks
>and such is life

Robocop.

Jedi

Gran torino

Star Wars

yeh
>razor sprinter

Blank Check

Gran Turino

>fucking with time and wishes
>gf turns out to be dead
>nah not really
>find her on a random train

I know its not it, since its not a movie, but...metal gear?

>microchips
>good bad guy and bad good guy both fuck some chick
>marky mark some how survives the whole movie

yep

>the voice of god is a detective
>goes around hunting down the antagonists of FMA:Brotherhood

Blank Check? Now that's a little off the beaten path

Yeee

>Shithead
>Take new career
>Dangerous as fuck, suddenly everyone wants this car
>Alien conspiracy
>Black Flag.

>government guy takes drugs to zone out
>kills a bunch of dudes
>stops taking drugs
>kills even more dudes

>girl takes drugs
>becomes god

Lucy

>cowboy finds drug money
>serial killer wants drug money
>drug gang wants drug money
>everyone dies
>philosophical bullshit ending

>travel into dream
>race against time
>psychological state of protagonist is at risk

hint: its not inception

nope, although I like your way of thinking

a bit more

>protagonist is widely known as pretty tough, badass dude
>major antagonist simply walks away at finale

No country for old.men

No country for old men?

gran torino

righteo

Paprika

yep

>superheroes fighting autistic ginger

Repo Man?

The Departed!

Correct

dreamscape?

Very good guess but no

nope

fuck that was fast

>aliens visit
>fuck with time
>ww3 almost happens because of the chinese

The Arrival

>i am a killer
>i need to kill the old me
>in order to kill the old me i must kill the current me

sigghhh the one with amy adams and Hawkeye, uhm...forgot the title

Looper

>normal
>sleep
>wake up
>smart
>full body latte

The Incredibles

Incredibles

Hell yeah!

>Guy
>Act like top shit, everyone hates me, but really too scared to do anything
>Gets framed
>In jail
>Out of jail!
>No more crime
>Fuck, no more crime
>Fuck, everyone hates me
>End up nearly dead because everyone hates me
>Suddenly cured and all is well again.

yea
close enough

>be black
>lose leg
>still wanna swim
>navy dont want me
>fuck them imma do it anyway

>break out of jail
>avoid cops
>get drunk
>break back into jail
>become famous
>get pardoned
>still end up almost being lynched

Looper?
Batman V Superman

The Departed

Idiocracy

League of their own

>robots
>time travel
>failed abortion

>you should take life only 20 minutes at time
>don't trust bitches
>don't trust that fucker Teddy even when he is telling you the truth

The Terminator

American psycho

No Country for Old Men?