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You arrive in Preston edition.

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On here to make friends have fun. Relieve boredom lol

I HATE Beards

*watches over /brit/*

quite excited for space elevators ngl, would make stuff a lot more futuristic very quickly

Only cuz you can't grow one.

need a bf lads

reckon I could batter Joshua after a couple pints

You know this song but you might not know it
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do you smell like poo or curry?

did that build that on top of Preston?

AJ?

me on the right

hope they have a separate elevator for niggers/pakis

anime

rorke

>Preston leaves

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Everybody hurts...

Sometimes . . .

Hey there!! I'm becca.
I guess you could Say I'm kinda outdoorsy as I looove my fishing !!
I also love getting dressed up and putting my make up on and going out to see a movie and have dinner :-)
I'm very easy going and can talk to anyone
Love my close family and friends dearly !!
Please feel free to message me and have a chat cya for now :) xx

2bh

Cargo area at the very least

Kits

Wrong Preston brah

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follow some depressed mong on youtube because he makes somewhat humorous videos. Anyhow, one of his latest was about how he has a cute gf now and things are better. Not happy with this development

Ryan gives us wave Ryan Ryan gives u wave

wish I could be yours x

he's a paki btw

karanime

she seems sweet but a bit special needs

Hey, I'm Allyce. 23. Assistant Manager at Red Rooster. Studying a double degree in Health Science and Health Information Management at Latrobe. Lover of life. Free spirited. Happy and positive. Outgoing. Love to dance. Love to chat and make friends. On a Friday night I have a boomerang throwing sesh followed by table tennis comps. I read a fair bit. I adore Pokemon. Bit of a Netflix fan. I own a 4 year old Rottweiler puppy. Have lots of mates whom I love.
Come and chat, if you wanna!

when she leaves he'll hit a new low, stay on it

please be in chester x

oh my days mate - he's made you look a right mug!

which youtuber

shit nevermind

all roasties are special needs. when was the last time you saw a dating profile that didn't have spelling errors everywhere and was punctuated correctly?

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take 2

cashews>pecans>pistachios>hazelnuts>almonds>macadamia nuts>peanuts>[power gap]>brazil nuts

to be h

22.
Chef.
Basketball.
Footy.
Relaxing nights in.
Cars.
Tattoos.
Getting away with good mates.
Camping.
Drinks.
Want to have my own cafe/restaurant.
Got curves - don't care.
I am who I am. ??

accidentally ordered my dominos for collection, really scared to go in case I see normies

mumkey jones. You won't have heard of him

need a bf

*blocks your path*

you arrive in Truro, 2017 AD

Tranny.

where at, I'll pick it up for you x

peanuts>cashews>deez>pecans>hazelnuts>macadamia nuts>[power gap]>almonds

>BREAKING NEWS: Theresa May appoints former Prefect and Head Boy Gavin Barwell as new Downing St chief of staff

Would have been 1940 if not for wypipo

E3 lads

was literally and unironically just watching this youtube.com/watch?v=Rs4haxYBScI

So did the right wing win the election lads? Been busy being a drunken disaster and stuff, missed the whole thing

>buttfartingham

haha

Hi hello, Im a NZ born Aussie living in Melbourne ?? Iv'm a big girl, I won't try to hide it. I'm proud of my body and I won't let anyone make me feel bad about it! I'm a lot more to cuddle and I stay warm in the winter ;) I suppose I'm classed as bisexual but I merely appreciate humans in all their different forms :) i'm terribly shy at first but once I am comfortable with someone, I am quite the opposite. I like music a whole lot and have a varying range of genres that I dig. I love live music & slam poetry!

need a cute bf to ride my massive cock

>TINY
>TORY
>CHINS

yeah, we've got some absolute turbororkes in power now

Trying this thing again...

I'm open minded and willing to chat to anybody :) although don't bother if you're not into plus size chicks ;)


Music is everything! Indulging in all the fruits of life is what I'm about. Cept for crack!!!! Crack is whack! & so are bootycalls and fuccboys.. these aren't for me and if this is on your agenda please message the next girl :)
Goodluck!

excellent, thanks

the forehead on that one

They are literally all fat and like music

have a vibe in me atm

pls give feedback on my dick, do you like it?

pls rate from 1 to 10

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Daily reminder that Sup Forums is a Christian board and no amount of r/atheism invasions will ever change that.

Enjoy arguing with Gaytheists, enjoy watching them squabble and show they have the theological knowledge of a 12 year old. Enjoy them failing again and again. Enjoy this because you are better than them Sup Forums, and you always will be.

Not even mods banning me for being a Christian can change that.

Deus Vult.

nice x

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wish the fat fuck janny would do his job

head is a bit undersized innit

could use some proper grooming

I wish I could suck it right now, post more x

too many ironic gays on here

need a straight up down to business daddy to give me a proper rogering

nice foreskin

Over dating apps desu, if you're gonna talk to somebody then talk, otherwise piss off, the truth is that there are way too many crazy guys out there and I have never come across somebody normal, if you're not interested in somebody then don't message them it is that simple. The universe isn't the problem, the people are. That's the truth whether guys like it or not, get over it because it's the truth . This isn't a feminist perspective it's just the plain truth, guys are immature and never accept responsibility for anything. It's either what they want or nothing. THE TRUTH.

not entirely sure why I clicked this

*tries praying*
*nothing happens*

now what?

lads, post your favourite Prestonian

>only 1000 more votes than the monster raving looney party
howling

Would vote

>mention ban on halal but not ban on kosher

doing a think

well I'm a twink but I have a big cock, I'll bugger you nice and hard

yh but out of 10 tho

where 1 is a gross neckbeard microdick and 10 is Mike Matei's dick

thanks

what did you think though

mates didn't show

In the mood for a proper shouting match if anyones interested??

t. fucked and chucked repeatedly by every guy she meets

business idea: ironic heterosexuality

the BNP are hardly jew-lovers given that they're neo-nazis trying to look legitimate.

Licked a girls fanny cum up last night and have been feeling sick ever since

got a fairly big willy

one of his better vids

please show it x

What did she mean by this?

love it x

length 4/10
girth 6/10
appearance 6.5/10

not bad kiddo

>like men
>like dicks
>like feeling dicks
>like sucking dicks
>like guys rubbing their dicks against my butthole
>like the idea of guys putting their dicks in me

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>go soft whenever anyone actually fucks me and just find it 'meh'

explain, God

not sure mate it's from 4 years ago

*muslims are literally driving trucks through innocent people*
*said innocent people are more worried about gay marriage*

oh sweetie youre supposed to be soft while a real man hammers your boy pussy while youre sissy clitty is caged up like a good girl

Your face is atrociously ugly and I cannot give you bullshit excuses on why your personality is bad and why that will help you get laid. You are too ugly to use tinder and personality doesn't matter at all. Women only hook up with chads on there; the top males but I will feel you another excuse. Only they can say creepy stuff, incels have to LDAR or use another method that isn't tinder."

What's Aisha's new Twitter?

>people cant be concerned about 2 issues at once

>God
he didn't make you that way, you need professional help. you're mentally ill.