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SECRETS / CONFESSIONS / RETARDED OPINIONS / ETC THREAD

I fucked your mom.

should get yourself tested then

bump

not fbi thread

my moms friend tried to fonger me in the back of my moms car

who was drive?

I once masturbated while sharing a bed with my sister. She found out what was going on when I came.

Did you cum on her?

I'm a 29yo virgin.

On second thought, probably not that big of a secret, lol.

I habitually post my gf on Sup Forums all the time

pic related

I cry when I jerk off.

I was clicking around on a cam chat site and came across a single digit loli. We chatted and I convinced her to get naky.

In her own words she asked 'can I watch your dick do that sperm thing?'

She bated with a marker pen, pushing it deep into her little bald cooch.

I cum with the power of a thousand sun's. We both keked, had a little chat some more then said our goodbyes.

Fun was had by both

i love the smell of sweaty tits and bready pussy after a long day.

I made my ex masturbate in bed next to her sleeping niece.

good times.

I've cheated on my on and off again gf a lot of times to the point where we are so far gone from where we used to be. I'm now using her second job as an excuse to leave because I don't want to be in this weird relationship. I guess if I loved her I would make things right but I'm super selfish and not that great of a person.

>me 31 at the end of last year
>staying interstate on business close to christmas
>airBNB run by a jew couple with their two jew kids
>jewess loli comes in late on the first night and trys to convince me to buy her an itunes gift card so she can buy gems on some stupid iphone game
>she offers to let me fuck her feet on the second night
>I oblige, buy the itunes gift card and some coconut oil
>fuck those little piggys and cum buckets
>give her the itunes giftcard
>fly home like a baws the next day

1/10

uhhhhhhh can u share?

it didnt happen, so no.

Nah bro get v& go to ome TV and try for yourself. Plenty of cock hungry sluts on there

Ignore this faggot

can confirm have blown it for several single digit lolis

Nice. Best win?

your dad

Every day
Same pic, same title
Fucking kys
Join an AA meeting if you like secrets you sad prick

hek off dad

nah, only alphabet group im in is the kkk

>holy fuck thats big
>id give you everyhing
>i wanna put it in my mouth
>im only 8
>put it in my 8yo mouth
>wowwwww big stream

0/10

I'm addicted to stealing my.friends phones and looking for nudes of people I know.

>dad
Existential dread setting in
I'm not young anymore
Shooting up a school would be strange
Tfw already dad without kids

Fuck off faggot

I lost my virginity to my uncle.
I was 8.
He was 34.

I seriously don't get this.
Why does your generation have insane amounts of nudes stored of yourself/friends?
Are you guys fucking retarded?
These things were passed around when we only had infra-red and mms.
What do think is gonna happen?

M or F? How did it happen?

Nice dubs.

Did she show for you?

Once had one about 9-10 bating with a deodorant can, looked like she was gonna split herself in two. Got the impression she'd been doing it a while as she knew her way round her body and knew how to please. I lost it when she pulled the can out her little gape and started sucking it like a cock

>i have a micro-penis

I fuck my GF sister múltiple times

32 year old reporting in.

It's not a new thing. add cameras to anything and people will use it to take nudes.

in 2004 I used to go through friends computers for grainy webcam nudes. found plenty. for a while I'd grab their digital cameras and run undelete software on SD cards. these days I go through phones and cloud accounts.

these days you just don't have to buy a polaroid camera so the barrier to entry is lower.

why? never got this shit

it stings when it gets in your eyes

>M or F?
Me F - uncle M
>How did it happen?
He jammed his penis into my vagina.

I miss QG

I fucked my cousin

sup anx.
still hoping he'll turn up and you can talk to him without technically getting in contact?

pics?

I once fucked my girlfriend on the other end of the couch that her blind mother was sitting on.
My girlfriend played it off like yeah mom were having sex ohh ohh, meanwhile I was jack hammering that pussy.

Not even sorry.

How do you get them to do it?

God I member QG and BBQ mom

Ok, great. What were the circumstances surrounding him jamming his penis in your vagina?

i'm not sure to be honest

i don't know if i wanna talk to him

i just miss it in my nightly Sup Forums depressions

No before I had a phone and don't want to dig around my garage to scan them

yeah I wonder what happened to BBQmom. haven't seen her for years.

tip: it's the thing I said.
you know you shouldn't talk to him but posting here lets you possibly make contact without 'breaking the rules'

I used to lick and finger my ex gfs asshole in her sleep. She was a heavy sleeper. When she was super drunk, she passed out and raped her in the ass. She even woke up when I came in her ass and doesn’t remember it.

you're a sharp fella

Some of them don't even need convincing. Others I'd say,

Talk to them first
Ask about boyfriend sexual experiences
Don't sit with your dick out
Be attractive
Be suggestive but not pushy
Have a decent sized D

lmfao

Keep dreaming, virgin faggot

Genuinely happened. It was great

>dad leaves mom to marry other woman, takes my older sister with him
>leaves me with devastated and depressed mom
>mom calls in uncle (who was in fact just a university friend of hers) to babysit me regularly
>he was extremely kind to me and gave me all the male attention I craved
>he is very physical with his affection of me
>I just enjoy it because aspergers leaves me clueless
>lots of hugging
>later touching
>later kissing
>later fingers entering various orifices
>"meet mr. peepee"
>when I'm nice to mr. peepeee, uncle is very grateful
>"lol, our little secret"
>eventually fingers and toys have made room for mr. peepee - first in my ass, later in my vag
>continue until I reach puberty and start growing hairs and tits
>gradually he loses interest in me
>dies a few years later from horrible cancer

I work at Taco Bell and I shit in the refried beans

Do you miss it? Do you think your mom had any idea?

see i know this is a fake story because you can feel ass rape for days

don't ask

More cam stories!

She was passed out drunk. Had lube and I licked it for a solid amount of time before sliding in.

>be me years ago
>get on friends computer
>find nudes
>not super hot but I know her
>share on here and a couple other places
>years pass
>see pic on porn site
>oh shit
>google
>some images return tons of results
>didn't know the slut would get so popular

I'm asking. greentext.

it's not just the sphincter it's the inside as well.

Post

i'm a guy

>Do you miss it?
I miss the attention more than the sex
>Do you think your mom had any idea?
She was very stressed during those years. I'm sure she was just happy to have found a solution that worked. I have never discussed it with her or anyone else but my therapist.

> It’s her 21st
> Getting drunk, having a good night.
> Starts going mental for no reason
> We drive home, she tries to jump out the car. Says she wants to break up etc.
> We get home
> She goes to bed, passes out.
> Go on her phone, discover nudes I’ve never seen
> Proceed to rub my cock all over her face while playing with her asshole.
> Put lube on cock and her asshole and slide in
> Feelsgoodman.jpeg
> She wakes up in a complete daze, automatically makes me cum
> She goes back to sleep with my cock in her ass

Hated anal too

Do you masturbate to those memories? Did he ever take pictures?

he didn't ask you, you retard

>12 years old
>me my mom and dad used to go camping on various locations
>summer time we go on vacation on an island
>camping again
>my uncle and cousin had come along
>cousin is same age as me with big tits and round ass
>wasn't paying attention to that stuff back then
>one night i was really hot and got out of the tent to get some air and lay down on the sand on the beach
>heard weird noises coming from near the rocks
>really dark with only moonlight shinning
>was hearing a sound like heavy breathing and bodies pounding on each other
>uncle was fucking cousin doggy style
>didnt realise what i was watching cause i never had seen sex before
>got aroused but didnt know what to do
>uncle finished they kissed and he got up and went back in his tent
>cousin stayed there and lighted a cigarette
>WTF? she is smoking? im gonna tell my mom!
>waited there looking like a fucking creep until she finishes and goes to her tent
>my fucking slippers slided at some point and they made noise
>she asked who is there
>i revealed myself
>asked her what is she doing and that i will tell my mom that she smokes
>she told me to come sit with her for a while
>she asked me if i ever tried smoking?
>asked her what she was doing with my uncle
>she took a big breath and placed her head on my shoulder
>told me everything, what sex is, what period is, what is erection, how you get pregnant, everything
>she told me sometimes she doesnt want to have sex but her dad still makes her do it and is really rough and her belly hurts at school and stuff
>i got angry at first at him for hurting her cause i still didnt fully understand what was happening here
>she grow up to be a really smart girl (architect) but she never had a relationship
>maybe this kind of thing really fucks you up if it doesnt come naturally
>we made out in a party i was having when we were 19 but thats about it

>Do you masturbate to those memories?
I happens...
>Did he ever take pictures?
Yes. But this went down in the late 80s, so it was all analogue. I have no idea what became of the pictures.

>be me 14
>sat in room fapping
>female cousin 6yo walks past stops
>are you playing with your Willy user?
>try to style it out but she knows
>ohshit.png
>she comes into my room kneels down in front of me
>make the stuff come out in my mouth like daddy does
>fuckyea.mov
>nut in her mouth
>she says it's a secret without me having to say anything

And that's how I found out my uncle was a pedophile and we were both messing with the gril

you're a fucking idiot

Do you and her both a favor and end it now. You’ll be happier in the long run. Trust me

We are one in the same. I know your feels

I cross dress alot and enjoy wearing women's panties in public. Here's my butt.

I fucked my exs pussy in her sleep. She also used to suck me off in my sleep (i know because i woke up to her doing it several times, and once pretended to still be asleep, and she just carried on till i came).

I like big tits shhhhhhhh :3

woah bud. let's chill out there, okay?
I don't think the world is ready for that.

Did you do more with her? Played with others?

WOAH MAN

YOU BETTER GO INTO HIDING THE CIA AND FBI WILL BE TRACKING YOU DOWN AND GO AFTER YOU

You fucking weird sick! I'm gonna call the police!

What were some times you can remember him taking photos? How would you feel about seeing them today?

This is how wars start

That's hot

>be me 10 yrs old
>family is over my house having a nice gathering.
>one of my male cousins, who I already don't like says he wants to play a game.
>I agree, since I assumed he wanted to play playstation.
>We go to my room and I start setting up the playstation. Cousin proceeds to grope my ass.
>I ask what he's doing. He says, "I'm playing."
>I get incredibly uncomfortable and leave.
>Avoid my cousin for the rest of the night.
>Tell parents what happened, they almost wanted to kill him.
>I get sent for therapy sessions for 2 months.
>Don't know what happened to cousin.
>To this day, I still see my cousin and I fucking hate him.

Only oral and a bit of fingering. Stopped after a few months after aunt and uncle split and moved away.

How good of a cocksucker was she?

Greentext oral please

>What were some times you can remember him taking photos?
When I played around naked. (He told me it was healthy for the skin to be nude as much as possible)
When we were having our special little moments.
When he felt the need to document how I could take all the way to the root with my ass. Or how big a load he had ejected onto my stomach or in my face. Or how big gapes he would make of my various points of entry.
>How would you feel about seeing them today?
Creeped out.
And very curious.

to be fair those are the things I like to document as well. I just do it with adult women.

My wife worked at a brothel in Prague when I met her.

I'm a closet bisexual. Only my wife knows that I like guys. We do a lot of prostate play and strap on stuff. But nothing beats the real thing. So my wife and I's gay friend we have an arrangement with where he fucks me occasionally. The arrangement with me and her too is she picks out the men she wants me to get fucked by and that I can't fuck other men and can only be fucked by men for gay sex. Some weird thing I guess where my dick is hers. Which works out well since I prefer bottom anyways. Only main issue is our gay friend has a very big cock which is great but at the same time is a lot of work to deal with.

How did she react?

why are you still even with a girl?
t. in a relationship with a trap for 3 years now