Anyone have any experience with getting happy endings

anyone have any experience with getting happy endings
massage stories thread will dump random porn

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Twice.
Last time was on Christmas night.
Apparently almost all of them do it.
They just mess around with your dick a bit to see if you get uncomfortable. Then they straight up grab it, lean down, then whisper "you pay me fifty dorrar"
Been so tempted to go for a third time.
Also married guy here. And no it's not cheating. Just buying some friction off a stranger

and you resist a little at first, and try to haggle "how about tree fiddy"

that's pretty dope I've always wanted to go to one that does like a bath I've done a table shower before and if was really nice .

Jesus who is this Semen Demon

Best i can do is 50, final offer -pawn star bruce willis

some tumblr chick can't remember the name

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while I wait for other peoples stories I can tell a bit of.mines
>be me last year trying out new things.
>decide I want to pamper myself
>find a massage parlor nearby house that does em for cheap
>50 bucks an hour full body massage
>plus free table shower figure why not
> ask for table shower get undressed awkwardly walked to a secluded room where I disprove and.lay face first into a massage bed in a shower room

a couple of times.
last time i was in the gold coast, Australia for a family holiday.
We all went to Pacific Mall to do some shopping, i got bored so left and went for a little bit of a walk down the road. Found a massage place (there everywhere) and thought i'd get one while i wait.
Paid 30$ which was unusually cheap, but just put it down to being so far from the main strip (10 minute tram ride).
so i get in there and this hot chinese chick comes in wearing like a going out dress.
she tells me to strip and get on table.
Massage was awesome got all my knots out, then she goes to my legs and get closer and closer to my balls. At that point im getting hard and adjust myself.
at that point she says i do, i do and takes my boxers clean off. thats when it hit me that ok this is a happy ending place, im going with this.
she continues with the leg and ever so often strokes my balls.
Tells me you roll over now and does my chest standing over my head, she then say in my ear "shhh 40 dola more good end mmm you want",i told i have 30, ok i grab it out off wallet and she climbs over my head to continue.
no under wear on at all hitches her skirt up and tells me "you taste. i taste good mmm". im in there sucking and tounging while she sucks me and jerks me off, untill i cum. she then finishes massage and cleans me up.
i went there 3 more times.
on the last time i found out for 60$ 2 girls come in and massage you and by that stage the same girl had been coming in every-time so she knows the drill and tells the other girl "he nice man" and they get naked for 60$ more i had 2 girls going to town on each other and me for and hour was fantastic.
If you ever there i highly recommend the place. Right as you hit the main road the tram is on, (its the last stop) and just past the place selling glasses little counter, prices on the wall are just for massage 40$ gets you jerk and suck. i think 60 more gets you a fuck no protection for blowie but sex they usually do.

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Yeah avoid places where dark fat mexicans walk out of a "tanning salon"

shower begins with her testing out the water making sure it's not too hot waters nice so she sprays me down and grabs some.soap and proceeds to wash my back most amazing feeling ever to be washed btw she gets me real clean then starts cleaning around my ass really getting in there it felt pretty nice and then she flipped me over this is where the fun happens normal stuff just like the back genuinely cleaning me off and then she gets to my.dick. this girl flat out scrubs my.balls clean then peels my foreskin back and scrubs my.dick for.a good minute . she goes from.my dick to my body a few times I'm hard as diamonds at this point ...

any reason why

I have a couple. Rubmaps.com helps but they have a pay wall now.

First time was amazing, girl booped my nose afterwards, said I was cute.

Second time was the best massage I had ever had, followed by amazing handy. I wish I could see her again.

One woman cried, still came.

Shall I go on?

I live not far from here. Ive been to a few before but this ome sounds good. Might have to have a look.

Got a bunch of similar ads on craigs, just go to each one and see if they do or not?

you have my interest so please continue

Most woman I've encountered were very eager to please. The ones that made it playful were always the most memorable.

Once I went in expecting a handy at the end and it turned out the place was a fucking brothel. That was amazing but expensive.

One woman chased me outside when I only tipped $20 bucks. Have her another tent and she ran back inside.

Had one tell me it was her first time, then she without hesitation grabbed the boys and went to turn. Pretty sure she was a liar but I didn't mind.

I've never had two at a time. That's a nice thought.

Most of the woman were foreign. Only 3 have been HAWT. ALL were Asian, but that was mostly because I like Asians.

IDK... questions? AMA

Where are you guys from?

Yeah I have, there's a bunch of AMPs all over San Francisco. You just have to be clean, healthy, and not black. $60 for the massage and around $160-200 for sex, less for a handjob.

I had sex with some really hot masseuses, some will have you eat them out if you're into that. I licked one girl's asshole and she was kind of surprised, lol.

I actually felt a little bad, not because I have a problem with fucking hookers, but some of these girls were probably being exploited and were tricked into coming to the US from Korea or Taiwan. Oh well, I always treated them nicely and tipped well so I guess I shouldn't feel bad.

where in SF? if you don't mind me asking

I live here! Never gone to one, care to say the best places? Also how do you initiate it? Are the ladies old as shit?

Pretty much my experience.

I’ve gotten two in my lifetime. I’ve probably spent about $1000-$2000 on massages over the years. Most was covered by insurance (car accident ftw)

My first happy ending was in a shady part of the ghetto. I pulled into the back of the place and walked up to what was pretty much a 1 bedroom home turned into an Asian massage parlor. Walked in, 7/10 Asian with big tits behind the counter, flower tattoo on her left boob. Seemed like someone was sitting in the hallway, but there was a door there so I couldn’t see. Sketchy as fuck. Bought a two hour massage which consisted of her rubbing my ass for the entire two hours.

Got on my back and she put a small ass towel over my dick. I pulled it off and pointed at it. She jerked me off. I busted a shitty nut, got up got dressed and left - didn’t pay extra. Seemed like she was being held there against her will.

The second time was way way better. Two girls, but ugly as shit. Both over 40 years old, one was at least 60 years old. Both Asian, so if I could tell they were old - they were probably old as fuck. I didn’t care. Got a shower we’re the ugly MILFs washed my naked body down, stroking my dick and balls while telling me how hot I was. Went back to my private room and got a decent massage, nothing special. Then they asked if I wanted “this” while pointing at my dick. I said yes, and one girl stroked while the other rubbed my balls. Took me like 5-10 minutes to nut, I couldn’t even get hard. It felt so fucking good, but I’ve never been able to get hard during happy endings. I busted a shitty nut with a flaccid dick, but it felt good as fuck.

Got dressed, the two MILFs said “tip? You tip now” and I said “uh, I’m going to come back tomorrow and I’ll tip extra”. Never came back.

My advice is don’t bother with happy endings. Buy a prostitute or high end hooker. A HE will run u $80+ for a shitty massage, and if you’re not a piece of shit like me, you’ll pay extra for a shitty BJ

Anybody been to any parlours in 780? What's the cheapest place

Handjob* not BJ. These Asian whores will never give you a BJ, ever. Trust me on that - I asked both times and they were pissed I asked.

Also I forgot to mention they cussed me out in Chinese when I left without tipping. lol fucking chinks

Green Door is a straight up brothel. Moonlight Spa basically is too but you can just get a happy ending if that's what you want.

Basically, they ask you if you've ever been here before. You answer always answer yes. If they ask who you were with just say it was a long time ago and you forgot her name.

They'll leave you alone in the room at first, you're supposed to get naked and lie on the massage table with a towel covering you (if you don't get naked they'll think you're a cop). First you get a normal massage then at some point the girl will flip you over onto your back and ask what you want. You tell them what you want (happy ending, full service, bj, and agree on the price). For best service be polite to the girl, she's touching your dick and making you feel good so she deserves your respect

You agree on the price. You fuck. What happens if you don’t pay her extra after? There’s no way they can do anything, right?

Probably not, but you're just asking to get pressed by a crooked cop or some guy next door with a pistol that they pay for protection.

Don't be shity. Pay the girl for playing with your balls.

I'm probably spending about a $1200-$1500 bucks a month at these places, including the therapy only massages that I also get.

I have many regulars that I go to. All of them are flying under the radar of Rubmaps and other review web sites...all are reported as therapeutic locations and not to waste your money.

One regular let's me fuck her. Another regular gives HJ, covered BJ and let's me eat her pussy.

There is a girl I just met last week at a place I've been going to for legit massages for the last two years who gave me an HJ on our first session. There are two other really cute, young girls I have seen there off and on, and the most they let me do is feel their asses, but never any happy ending. The new girl is friends with one of the others, so I am going to find out if she can arrange for the other to give me extras. This new one is probably 5'0" and about 95 lbs. I think if I threw enough money at her, she will let me fuck her.

I have personal cell phone numbers of most of the girls I get extras from. One of the ones that I fuck, I also have the boss lady's phone number, but she's only setting me up with girls that don't give extras, so I am pretty sure she doesn't know I'm banging on of her girls.

I would stop just short of calling that rape. Don't do that shit to these girls.

Be careful what you wish for.

Faggot.

Lmao this isn’t Sin City mate. These are low tier whore shops, they don’t have any crooked cop protection or bullshit you are in your TV shows
Inform me how it can be rape when she’s the one that did it. I already paid for the shit massage, now I have to pay more? Fuck off white knight cuck

Whats a table shower?

I'm giving advice, you don't have to take it though. The AMPs in pay off the cops here in SF, it's well known. There's a reason some places get busted and others never do. But let you go ahead and rob one of these girls and see what happens.

I've been going to these places in San Antonio for years now, I can give some general tips that should be valid all over the US.
-Rubmaps isn't free, but it's a surefire way to find out if a place has what you're looking for and to get some reviews from others
-if you go in and they're wearing some kind of uniform and have nametags, it's a legit place, don't even bother or waste your money
-there are a few things to look out for that are signs that it's a happy ending place: old asian lady at the front counter, windows are tinted heavily or straight up blocked, open from 10AM to midnight, name is the word massage in all caps and some random noun like spa or inn, the name changes every few months to something similar, the first thing they say to you when you go in is if you've been there before
- don't worry if you've never been before, and don't lie, it's just a way for the mamasan to gauge your reaction, her primary job is to handle the local LE and keep the business running
- imo sex isn't worth it, they make you wear condoms and the condoms are really thick cheap mass produced ones that block all feeling
- the younger and hotter a girl is, the worse she'll be at making you cum
- don't be overly aggressive or rude, they'll call the mamasan and she'll kick you out
- pretty much any place with asians working there is what you're looking for, just play it cool and be calm and friendly and they'll ask you if you want more without you having to initiate

as for stories, first time I went to one, I got a Korean girl, early 20s, flip flops and a skin tight minidress, easily the hottest girl I've ever seen in my life, sex was pretty horrible
second time at the same place, chick was only maybe a 6 or 7, but the sex was incredible, she really new what she was doing and was really convincing that she was in love with me and loved riding me, feeling was still a little bad though bc of the condoms
ever since then, I go with handjobs or bare bj if I can get it

you pay before you fuck, dumbass, why would you think they fuck you then ask for money after?

oh yeah one more thing, if you go in and it's an old lady, don't knock it before you try it, seriously, there's a place I go to frequently right now, it's small and on the outskirts of town so it's just one old chinese lady there, definitely at least 60, but god fucking damn does she know how to give handjobs, no bitch has ever made me blow loads like she can, she also has an incredibly tight little asian body, lets me grope her ass and tits while she jerks me off and nibbles my ears, she's definitely a 1 or 2 in the face but sometimes I almost beg her to let me fuck her because she feels so fucking good
anyway, try the old chinese lady handjob at least once, you won't regret it

Yeah, it's pretty rapey. And you're VERY EDGY.

I travel for work a lot. I go to a lot of shit towns. A lot of times they still have massage parlors. Just about every time, it's an old lady. They do give very legit handjobs. One of them, in her early 60s, pulled down her top. She has great perky, pointy tits. I was begging her to let me fuck her, too. She just laughed and finished me off about 30 seconds after exposing those little titties.

So to summarize old lady hand job good.I still don't know what a table shower is?

you lay down on a padded table and they wash you with one of those detachable shower heads, then you flip over and they wash your front, it's mainly so you're clean because you'll be having a girl touching you and they don't want nasty sweaty douchebags in there, but they also take the time to get the touching and teasing started a little and set the mood
table shower is a good thing, any place that doesn't do it is a little bit lower scale, the upscale places all have at least a table shower, most have a bath or shower the girl gets in with you to wash you, those are the best because she's naked to, there have been a couple times where I started teasing her a little in the shower and we ended up fucking bareback because she didn't leave to get a condom, that's rare though so don't expect it

Ah ok

Good gad what's the sauce on that.

Anyone know of good places in central texas?