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Pathetic little rorke edition

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How to marry a British domme??

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chicken tendies! that's right!

Queen of /brit/

good 'dition

ate too much curry and had too much beer lads, what do?

do a poo

did a poo

What are the most fucked up documentaries about the world.

Like watching how shit goes down in Africa and China.

Mad how much a girls accent and how they speak determines how much I'm attracted to them

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good tune

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oneitis uploaded a pic to fb and her tummy is out

>tfw to intelligent to lift

una vela...

Watch a documentary about the history not white people

OH ROME HAS CONQUERED

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amshderdaaam

doing a wank lads

Really not sure but I think it might be HAPPENING in Cambirdge, loud bangs possibly fireworks but I dunno and then a few mins later a fuck on of sirens, more bangs, everything quite

Probably nothing but if not you heard it here first

the VICE one about yanks in afghanistan is pretty good

siiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

feng ai by wang bing is an immersion into a chinese loony bin
heartbreaking tbH. only problem is that its a bit long

*joins the royal black preceptory*

might be me lad i dropped a pan

no one reply to him

was going to reply "fuck off late-blooming normie", now i got nothing

>Men! We face adversity, a band of brothers, dedicated to the warrior's code of strength and victory. But we will never know defeat while we stand together! This day we add another triumph to the history of our people! We will be honoured as men!
Peter Bone is a great orator, PM Bone WHEN?

you're dumb as fuck mate
ur not supposed to quote his post

>implying it won't be Ruth Davidson

Empire of Dust

If we get Ruth Davidson as PM I'm moving to Ozland desu

you don't get (you)s from other threads "mate"

Keep it down I'm trying to read mate

I'm actually with TMZ documenting activity for our upcoming segment on mental illness in the western world.

conference pear

boring

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the white jew nationalist gf

Check out a chap named Monica, he'll give you hours of material

>reads the blog
Ah yes a paki mentalist

if he goes into this thread he'll get his you
mong

you should interview me haha

(You)

that's not how (you)s work
are you the parisian hipster leftist?

>arguing over popularity currency of a bajan steel drum image board
state of these lads

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Mvemba

The soft Brexiters have won. Deal with it.

>hard brexit is well and truly dead
VERY happy desu

im who i want to be shut the fuck up mong
you're nothing. stay down

do you walk in public in you pjamas lads

can I go to the shops in mine

*hunts them down in the woods one by one*

Redpill me on this flat lads. £395pcm.

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thinking about buying a hill and walling it off

Hate crimes have increased since the terror attacks

You at the uni lad?

only ever saw women do this

are you a woman?

Thinking about buying a hill and building into it

good

I don't have pyjamas becase I'm not 7 years old.

>lands in Ireland
>finds literally nothing worth conquering
>leaves

Absolute creasio

how far's the shop lad?

Make me
diddums

business idea: love crimes

Seen a woman go in the corner shop in dressing gown and slippers one morning. Was a little bit weird but nothing major. Mate who lived in Liverpool said he saw people do that shit all the time there.

I would never do anything remotely like that. Takes me a while to get ready just to go out for a minute to put the bins out. VERY self conscious in public.

*doesn't stay down*
nothing you can do about it, enculé

Anyone order chebs?

haven't spoken in a month and at this point i'm too embarrassed to
selective mutism it is for me

don't bully him, he keeps threatening to kill himself

Imagine how much more advanced the world would be if the Roman Empire had an industrial revolution. Just another time Germany has fucked Europe

What do you sleep in then?
Sleeping in pants is for edgy 11 year olds at sleepovers
fucking disgusting, tits far too big and saggy
wouldn't last even a year of regular sucking

where you from twat

corr imagine them knockers bouncing up and down

i sleep naked
and wear tracky bottoms (in winter) or shorts (in summer) on lazy days.

they keep a list of offenders for that here
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>not sleeping naked

There's a book that teaches people how to dig an underground house, and how it's far more efficient and much cheaper. I'll see if I can dig it out.

Get it? DIG IT OUT

HAHAHAHA (brb)

its in fucking glasgow

I sleep in the nude.

The Romans and Greeks knew about the principle of steam power but never applied it to real world technology. Mad to think about the Roman Empire with railways.

>fucking disgusting, tits far too big and saggy
nonce

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a whole academic paper on Sup Forums and Sup Forums

looks a bit shit but i'm someone pay almost double that to live in a london flat share so what do i know

he will not divide us

VERY upset - I pay 65 quid more a month and we don't even have a lounge

Lads, how does it feel like to kiss

prefer the breeze between my knees

Yes but I am in Glasgow as well so that makes sense for me.

people who mean it don't threaten, they do it
they don't risk getting interrupted
a guy in my village set himself on fire in his own car some years ago
had it all, no one saw it coming

So chain me, restrain me and teach me to kneel
Bind me and grind me beneath your high heels
Crack goes the whip, and if someone should tell
Bang goes the knighthood as-well

i like that

lol no

it would've damaged the slave trade so the technology was never distributed by the state

>if you don't like women having fucking udders you're a nonce
do one mate
pic related looks 10x better than titcow butterface
disappointing face and legs

like a big slimy worm wiggling around your tongue

dont care

Mummyfu news reporter on BBC news has some cracking knockers