Hypothetical: Every nigger in the US receives $1 million

What do you think happens? How long before they're back to square one again? I'd be willing to bet if they all received a million bucks today, there would be no improvement 10 years from now and a significant portion of them would've blown it (likely within the first year). I almost want this to happen just so people can see once & for all how fucking degenerate, useless and brainless niggers are.

By 2026 they'd be finding a way to blame white people for their massive failure.

Does that sound about right? I cannot see a scenario where niggers actually prosper. Instead, niggers will spend the rest of humanity blaming and hating the white race for their insecurities and short comings.

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I don't think you can put anything with more germs in your mouth than cash.

stop spreading this filth

>by 2026 all chicken genocided
>the whole nation turns into a great big watermelon plantation

Yes, these banknotes are even infected with niggers.

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>what is inflation

you dumb nigger OP

Get your ass back to cuckolding and worshiping Turdeau on Kikebook, faggot.

Jews steal every dime and blame it on whites that 1 million wasn't enough

Tax return season.

After June and they've burned up all their checks on Jordans and weed the pictures stop. Celebrities that do it show other blacks how retarded they are.

Mike Tyson, great example. Earned $350,000,000 in the 1980's, with inflation that motherfucker earned over a BILLION dollars aND squandered it all. He's only worth a few million dollars today. Getting back on topic, he once flaunted his wealth to a fellow boxer by burning $1,000,000 cash just to show that "he could". Floyd Mayweather has done something similar.

Niggers are retarded.

I don't know, but I do know I'd be buying a lot of Nike stock.

They would go out and blow it all on a nice house car and clothes. Then bitch when they lose it all because they didnt save to pay for the bills of the house.

Would happen in like 6 months.

The price of hair and nail salons will go up to thousands of dollars an appointment.

The men will fight eachother because why just have one million when you can have 4 or 5.

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America might finally be able to pay its foreign debt

10 wisens up and actually spends wisely and improves their lifes
90% blow it all on frivolities
back to square one of blaming whitey

A lot of really expensive delivery orders with no tips are made.

fuck off china! that's all we are to you now!

Giving $1 million to every nigger isnt even close to what the ECB is doing, with their 80 billion a month scheme.

Under your orders, you filthy Deutsche.

Might as well just give kfc and Popeyes the money.

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>Every nigger in the US receives $1 million
They would just buy a million dollars worth of lottery tickets immediately.

>Truck balls
>Nikes
>Basketball shorts
>Weed
>Bail

>Wake up, turn on CNN
>Nike and KFC stocks up over 300%
>mfw

The "Jews", take it all right back. Just like they did after the civil war in the south.

In this order:

>buy stock in GM because caddies
>buy stock in whoever makes twenty fo inch rims
>buy stock in a subwoofer manufacturer
>buy stock in a title pawn place
>buy stock in bail bond place

This. I work in a bank and we go through hand soap and sanitizer like fiends. Most of the money smells like damp basement or weed.

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this experiment has been done many times.
every other rapper goes bankrupt

KFC goes up to $100 a bucket along with everything dindus buy multiply in price. 90% of them will be broke in a year.

It'd all go even more to shit and then they'd be screaming that "dah whitey shouldna given us da dolla dey knew wat was gunna happn"

This. I love the designs of American money, but there's something about it that makes big bunches stink.

>Nigger
>Buying stocks

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAAH

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Soulja boy off in date hoe watch me wop it wop it watch me Soulja boy that joint

Meanwhile most white woman fuck these beasts

Why am I in this hell?

The saying "nigger rich" exists for a reason.

The question is what would happen as it relates to niggers and what they would do.

Aside from that, you're right though. This is what most intelligent while males like us would do.

What is every rapper that goes bankrupt after their career ia over

Yes, and like now we will have jewish re education facilities on an industrial scale instead of just universities/colleges like now. They will come out, and will say yes we are to blame. We made them blow all that money

All my rich jewish friends only use new money from the bank.

Actually Mayweather is still earning a lot of money through his clothing line and he owns Mayweather productions.

Tyson literally just blew all of his money and didn't invest a cent.

Yep.
They blow it all and blame the fact that they did on inequality and the gravy train starts to move again.

99 out of every 100 reparation dollars, no matter how high the total given, would end up in a Jews pocket with 5 years guaranteed.

Im a nigger so this is what I would do

$61,000 for my student loans
$71,000 for my cousin student loans
$60,000 for a sibling future college account
$200,000 to pay off any family debts
$60,000-$120,000 for a new home
$10,000-$20,000 car

The rest to be split in bank accounts, no more than $250,000 per account to be invested, given to charity.

I have really no true wants in this world. Fuck Jordans.

>1st year
- Rolex and audemars sales boom
- Jewellers sell out of diamonds
- Basketball teams sell out all season passes at high prices
- casinos and strip clubs boom
- grey goose sells out of bottles
- more rap videos and albums made than any point in human history

Year 2

- niggers are all broke
- many luxury businesses go bankrupt after expanding too much during the nigger boom and are cheapened by the association.
- some niggers return to African to live like kings but are shot and robbed as soon as they get there
- most nigs back on welfare blaming whitey
- new Twitter hashtag #wewuzmillionaires

They would burn all of it within a year.

>$60000 house

what the fuck

This might just be me, but does every nigger that gets a large stack put it in their mouths?

...

Didn't Chapelle make a skit about this?
It was pretty hilarious

Down payment?

You never pay off your home goyim, you don't get tax breaks that way.

Theres a SHHIIIEET comic that shows what happens. I lost it though.

The real answer that no one brought up is that all the women would flock to them.

social network would question it, praise it, sluts gonna slut and the prices would increase

niggers would blow their money away, buy weaponry

basically they would aim for that nigger gangsta with money dolla women and money, who want to affect politics for their own profit. they become drug addits, they get loans to continue their stupid shit and then blame whites when everything goes to shit. poltiicians start to whore themselves for the blacks to gain their support, promising the wealth of others for them

things would go africa quick without white people with guns. fucking thank the gods us has guns

Well Tyson has a show on Cartoon Network :^)

They are still going to tip like shit. Fuck niggers, they should all be banmed from all non-fastfood restaurants.

That belly button... what the fucking fuck is going on there.

You destroy America, you fucking idiotic faggot

What he means is that he will buy the stock in those companies, because the black people will buy those products.

Learn to reading comprehension, faggot.

look at that programme 30 for 30 broke

mike tyson as an example had over a billion dollars adjusted for inflation and he blew it all

the issue they had was they did not know the true value of the money and had the mindset that the flow of money will never end. so they spend friviously and do not even know about maintennance costs such as on their mansions or taxes etc.

once the gravy train stops, they still have that spending mindset and carry on spending and end up broke. some even rent when they are rich instead of buying outright and then cannot afford it after their money stops

shaq was given a million and he blew it in one day. first the tax took a chunk and then he bought a rolls royce, then his dad wanted one so a million gone just like that. You underestimate how black families and friends hound you for every penny when you're rich and shame you if you refuse by saying 'you think you're better than us now'.

shaq quickly wisened up and got a jewish accountant/financial advisor. once he was with mike tyson who decided to buy 3 rolls royces just for himself so shaq bought two because he did not wanna feel left out, jewish guy hounded him for that and shaq never spent so meaninglessly again

now he is retired and has 300 million dollars thanks to investments in fast food chains and other businesses

There would be a short, short break of activity as they all celebrated...then the killing would begin.

>Why not have two million, ayy?

Homes in a decent neighborhood arent cheap, at least where I live

How do they blame me for slavery? The only slaves I've ever owned were pokeman.

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This video is pretty accurate

Slightly related hypothetical:
>Shillbot or Bernie Bro brings up the 4 bankruptcies and $10,000,000 inheritance
>give each of them $10,000,000
>report back in 10 years

all of them would be back on welfare by then.

I invest in spinning rims and retire The next day..

>a significant portion of them would've blown it (likely within the first year).
Exactly that. It would all flow right back into non-nigger hands, where it belongs.

A few would be wise and invest it all, living modestly off the interest, but they would be the outliers.

Low IQ means you can't plan ahead. You just can't. Like the Pakistani migrants in Sweden who are so inbred and low IQ they have no concept of "tomorrow".

Lets do a quick estimate..

Wikipedia estimates about 12.6% of the US population is black, or about 39 million. 39 million * 1 million = 39 trillion.

Seems like alot of money, however you can pretty much guarantee this is going DIRECTLY back into the economy on consumable consumer purchases. If the US was smart about it and ensured protectionist spending of that money, you'd see manufacturing completely restored in the USA. Cadillac alone would be able to bring the rust belt back to its former glory. And the jobs it would create... oh the jobs... and you know those jobs arent going to blacks because they arent going to work given their new found fortune.

also women will steal every dime

Bullshit, some jew would see it coming and figure a way to get the nigs to pay them to start their own country. And once the nigs do, the jews would take all 39 trillion. None of it would come back

Big deal. That's only about 13% of the population, or 56 million black people. So $56 million is spent on black people. That's less than a jet fighter costs. And within a year 98% of them won't have a dollar to their name. But they could never bitch about reparations again.

>Give people things they did not earn nor understand.
>They abuse it

Such insight

Hernia. Not that uncommon.

Uh, 56 million times 1 million is 56 trillion dollars.

Massive inflation, homelessness skyrocketing

If you think the current situation is bad just watch prices quadruple or more on basic goods

AMERICAN

Not being able to plan ahead means you can't plan ahead. I'm not sure if IQ can save everyone.

I have an above-average IQ and am terrible with money. The only reason why I even stay afloat is because I make enough that it doesn't matter. And yet I have few savings, investments, or assets. I buy retarded things because each retarded thing is the last retarded thing I intend to buy.

Basically one can know what the right thing to do is and still have their impulsivity overcome their decision making.

EDUCATION

Why doesn't the US government just print one million dollars for every single American, if your Keynesian bullshit really works, Canacuck?

There will be a lot of dead niggers from drug overdoses, so this isn't necessarily a bad thing.

And in whatever companies make rims, bling, etc.

Blacks don't usually buy nice houses.

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>How long before they're back to square one again?

we're looking at a matter of hours here

If it's not some merchant pretending I'd say it's a black man not a nigger

bump

I'd be the first to admit I can't into economics, but whatever the price to once and for all shut down an entire race of people's victim mentality it would be gladly paid.

"Well slavery white man"

"WELL FUCKING REPARATIONS NIGGER WE'RE EVEN."

Shoe company stocks woupd shoot through the roof.

see

Do you think Chappelle supports Trump?

immediately invest in dumbass shoes and monitor social media to determine how to squeeze every single one dry

Fuck no, he praises Obama. Dude thinks he's the greatest president that we ever had.

Chappelle is a funny dude but he's a white hating nigger to the core.

NO -ONE can be stupid enough to lose 1 million
even if youre greedy its logical to put the money in a bank or something so its stored+slightly increased and thus the joy of money continues.
Even a handicapped mentally man wouldnt waste it,since rashness if for animals

It'd be a boom on the consumer market since it would all be spent in a matter of months. I approve of this measure.

>Sports Players going bankrupt
>Lottery Winners going bankrupt.

Yeh... people always find a way to get poor again.

i beg to differ

thats what happens to those who oppose Kek's mandate of a comfy-centered life, disregarding smug luxury

If only you knew

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tell me, i wanna laugh heartily
like, why do negroes buy bling bling?
are horrible gold-plated decorations a kind of asset?lel

And vine. Never forget those retarded memes. Not even possible of being meme magic
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