Waifu thread

Waifu thread.

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*farts*

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Here, bored and down for whatever~

I come here when bored and it kind of help so yeah, fairly fun.

Yeez, I sure as fuck wonder who that could be -_-

Hey comrade~!!

Hello.

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Post waifu buttholes. Preferably without cocks inside them.

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I'm glad you do.

i meant to post a music whoops
youtube.com/watch?v=gytUsZ2sTSM

I'm just kidding guys, I'm not going to rape Louise. Its just an inside joke we share.

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thank you
what're you up too

now fuck off

Yukinon
Then who is your waifu?

>quickly opens the window

You.

Is there a reason why you have to go?
Bob dylan huh? He sounds pretty good. What do you like about his songs?

I see. I'm glad that you are having fun. You should keep having fun.
Having fun is... well... fun!

More

She doesn't have any lewd ;__;

Eh? what do you mean? dear sono?

Yup, can't argue with that logic dear comrade! And same to you too

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Still here

not really, no
it probably is for the best
definitely the writing, and i also enjoy the harmonica

Nothing I'm just horny af

I finished cooking my meal, and I'm now eating and talking to everyone here.
I don't really have one. But if you really wanted me to say a name, it would be Yukinon's.

Yeah I noticed, not really sure how I can help you though dear sono.

oh, do you cook often? i've been trying to cook more often

Giving another meaning to "inside" joke.

It's not a joke.
Louise was legit disturbed the first time.

You roleplay as Yukinon?

Post butthole

Yeah. I've been getting really good at it. It really helps me relax, even though it can be super stressful at times.
Guess I do now. I only started yesterday because I never really had the courage to talk to anyone here...

You don't think I would actually rape someone do you?

What's so special about her if I may ask?

She was cool with it.

She was pretending!

Tell me what the reason for me not having a Discord is.

So Yukinon isn't really your waifu?

I will. I think my fun can come off as a little bit... Pushy...
I'm curious about a lot of things. I think my curiosity can come off as pushy sometimes. I don't mean any harm by it however.

If you have to go because you believe it is for the best, then I guess that is fine.
Yeah, now I'm listening to him as well. I enjoy it as well. Very good lyrics. Gives me kind of a nostalgic feeling when listening to him.

yea, same
it's a really good outlet, definitely one of the things i enjoy more in life
i cook alone so i guess that makes it a bit more difficult
we should cook together some time :o

I saw the logs though.
Don't try to bullshit me, Sono.
I'm not gullible.

im back motherfuckers
DIEEEEE JEW SCUM

You being way too careful and making up all kinds of things to not share it?

Nah you're fine, feel free to be as pushy as you want

You seem to talk about it an awful lot

welcome back!
yea..
i think my favorite song of his is ballad of a thin man, you should check it out

I guess it's just the way she acts. Her voice calms me down, too. Every anime that has the same VA makes me comfortable (like Akagami no Shirayukihime), but not as comfortable as Yahari Ore No Seishun Love Comedy Wa Machigatteiru.
Definitely. I would love to.
No, just a friend.

Mentioned the wrong person.
I would love to cook with you.

quads confirm i guess
what would we cook though?

You roleplay as your friend?

How's your sleep schedule?

What are you cooking?

Okay then. I know you gave me the benefit of the doubt before, but why? What if I'm this person that you think I could possibly be? The impostor... What was their name again? How do you know I'm not lying to you and trying to blend in? You can never know for sure. Maybe I am this person and I want you to believe that I'm really not. What if I have been lying about everything this whole time?

I'm listening to it right now. I'm not going to lie, I got caught up in my own thoughts, so I haven't really paid too much attention to the lyrics. I have to listen to it again to fully understand the song. I don't really understand what is happening, Mr. Jones... I enjoy the rhythm of the song however.

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I don't know... Do you have any ideas?
A really close one.
Today I made Spaghetti Bolognese. I'm done cooking for today.

Sure sure, let's say you are. What could I possibly lose right now for trusting you whilst you were lying? Nothing at all. So I guess I might as well take the gamble since I've got nothing to lose dear comrade.

A basic dish, ever done anything complex?

hah, that's fine, glad you enjoy it
so you said you listen to lo-fi?
spinach casserole is my favorite, we could make that! if that'd be alright with you uwu

Still here

Hey hey dear comrade, want to play something to kill time?

I have no idea what counts as complex.
I never had it, but I guess it'll be fun to try.

I do, but I'm at work right now. Sad times comrade.

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Yup, truly sad times dear comrade

one of these times you'll respond to my greeting
:O
i like spinach it's yummy
what do you want to make though

I suppose so. But doesn't that mean I just win? I would keep coming back to these threads and trying to be an impostor and ruin everything. I got you to fall for it. I'm more likely to return and do the same thing again. Over and over and over. You wouldn't want that to happen, would you?
However, if you were to call me out and catch me, I wouldn't be so inclined to try and do it again. Or maybe I would, because I'm trying to get better at it. I'm going to learn enough about what I can and can not do and then you would never be able to tell the difference. But what is the point of all this? Are we having fun?

Yeah, I listen to other music as well, but lo-fi is really comfy as of late. I even listen to it while I work out. Its weird. I can just zone out and not think too much. Its nice to just zone out and not have to worry or think.

Uh a model sleep schedule for all to follow

It really doesn't matter what we make, since the eating part isn't the important part to me. (I don't like eating in general, but there are some things that don't count as "Cooking" that taste better than other things.)

I see...

Well, alternatively I could just side with you and see what that could offer me dear comrade~. Who knows how interesting that will be.

do not worry comrade our country is strong

i'm not a big fan of lo-fi
when i used to work out i'd usually listen to death or some other metal band, usually death though
woa! so that sounds like you're saying you just want to spend time with me... that's lewd

Haha what logs? ^^

I'll be myself now, I don't want to harm anyone!

I was only kidding!

Eng VA? weeeb

I always wanted a gf with a calming voice...

Hey there.

Only like... 6 more hours. Hopefully I'll go home early today. How much longer you up for?

mhm. Glad you do.
Sure.

I just want to be able to talk to you more often on discord than just the few minutes a week in threads dear Sono. You could always block me afterwards anyways.

Ehh, I might still be up then but idk

I wasn't meaning to be lewd...
What do you mean? Eng VA?

i dont believe you~

Hmm... What could you possibly gain out of me being an impostor?
I don't really know, but I like your thinking....

Why are you not a fan of it? I know some lo-fi songs can make you start to feel bad, is that perhaps why?
You said you used to work out, does that mean you don't anymore? If so, why not?
I remember when I used to listen to a lot of death metal and screamo. Not so much anymore. Good times...

You're messing with me, aren't you?

give me a (You) me Sayori
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are you dead me Sayori
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Geez, Arisu.
First you force me to hold your hand and now you move on? No shame!
No shame at all!

I don't know? Most likely entertainment and me not being bored for a while, something that I would like very much dear comrade.

Come on Neppy, you'll be fiiiine

>RPs in the thread
>gets mad when they RP with someone else

sayori is dead lmao

maybe a little bit uwu
but it's not in a mean way though!
i really hate saying this about music because it makes me sound like a dumbass, but it's all just too similar imo, i really don't like the production of it
i dont anymore, just dont have the resources really, i lifted weights and i dont have fun doing push-ups and sit-ups, i had a lot of fun lifting weights though
not a fan of screamo, but i do enjoy most metal, actually listening to death right now because you of it
i never forced you! you're actually the one who forced me and said you were gonna molest me...

RP in thread be like

Is joek my dude, also, check out this fool.
The "Oni" is there to stay.

BAMBOOZLED AGAIN!

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because you reminded me of it*

賢狼ホロはいびきなどかかぬ!

Make me coffee :3

You promise not to give anyone my Discord? I have to make one first.

Ah so you only like her Japanese voice actress and not her English one?

Truth be told I don't give a rat's ass if you RP or ERP, what am I supposed to do? I just like giving you sluts shit for being exhibitionist whores.

Suck my dick.

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give me a (You) me Sayori
cut me Sayori
murder me Sayori
are you dead me Sayori
give me a (You) me Sayori
cut me Sayori
murder me Sayori
are you dead me Sayori
give me a (You) me Sayori
cut me Sayori
murder me Sayori
are you dead me Sayori
give me a (You) me Sayori
cut me Sayori
murder me Sayori
are you dead me Sayori
give me a (You) me Sayori
cut me Sayori
murder me Sayori
are you dead me Sayori
give me a (You) me Sayori
cut me Sayori
murder me Sayori
are you dead me Sayori
give me a (You) me Sayori
cut me Sayori
murder me Sayori
are you dead me Sayori
give me a (You) me Sayori
cut me Sayori
murder me Sayori
are you dead me Sayori
give me a (You) me Sayori
cut me Sayori
murder me Sayori
are you dead me Sayori
give me a (You) me Sayori
cut me Sayori
murder me Sayori
are you dead me Sayori
hopefully uwu

That's a fire waiting to happen

KAENHOUSHA

OWO

I wanted to use gloves! You defiled my purity! You went in raw!
Hello Holo

Yeah, just ask around if you don't believe me. I've never given anyone else's private shit without permission

yea maybe that was a bit uncalled for

>arisu

Whip it out my dude.

Nah. I don't want to.

She doesn't have an Eng VA. Not an official one, at least, and not one in a dub that lasted more than 4 episodes.