Post your favourite movie quotes here

Post your favourite movie quotes here.
Here's mine:

"Obi wan.. never told you what happened to your dad"
"He told me enough.. He told me you killed him."
"No, I am your dad."

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How about you kill yourself you fucking piece of human trash

" I enjoy being a tortoise "

"Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to get me in to bed."

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"Who's your daddy"

>How about you kill yourself you fucking piece of human trash

Al Pacino, right?
You forgot the quotes.

"What we have here is a failure to understand each other."

"Hasta la vista baby"

"Looks like an infinity war it's comming"

"Me love you all night. Me so horny"

"I am the terminator, and your abou to get terminated" it's waaay better

"I'll return."

"I really don't give a shit Scarlett"

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I came here to put my foot on ass and chew gum, and I'm all out of gum

"Say hi to my little gun."

daddy would you like some sausage? daddy would you like some sausages?

"Johnny's here!"

"...And I will strike down upon thee with great anger and furious vengeance those who would attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know my name is God when I lay my vengeance upon thee."

One of my faves.

>gun

Friend.

You got that quote wrong,you deserve to die

"Ass to ass"

And, we have a winner.

"Take your hands off me you damned filthy monkey!!"

ding ding ding ding

thank you for your coöperation

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"It worked before you fixed it!" - The Super

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If you let my son go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not bolther you. But if you don't, I am going to look for you, I will find you eventually. And then, I will kill you, make no mistake.

Do you sense fortune malefactor, well do you?

Classic!

i had to beat my dick raw to this scene when i saw her armpits were hairy. dirty little asian jungle bunnies make me diamonds

Bruce...I am the creator

P.S. I love you.

"I'm stepping here! I'm stepping here!"

"Did not my performance adequately hold your attention?

>I'll return

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I will offer him something he will accept.

-Don Perignon in Goodfellas.

"A perfect report card, all B's."

"My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius, commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the true emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son, husband to a murdered wife. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

"You drive me to engage in self improvement"

You are ruining me, Lisa!

You are retard

Ya mother sucks fuckin big fuckin elephant dicks! Ya got that?

>Littering as well.

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"Zed has expired"

"they're feeding her, and now they're feeding me! oh my godness!"

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I wanna play chess

They will take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom!

"Sup one, I am the CEO, I built the matrix. Your life is a result of a fucked up math I created."

"No Mr Bond, I expect you to talk!

“Smell that? You smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for 12 hours. When it was all over, I walked up. We didn’t find one of ‘em, not one stinkin’ dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like… Victory. Someday this war’s gonna end…”

Keep your friends close, but stay away from your enemies.

My mother once said that life was not dissimilar from a box of chocolates.

When this baby hits 88 kilometres per hour, shit will get real - Doc Braun

You're boat is too small.

"Luke, when I am gone, you will be the last of the Jedi"

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We need a bigger boot

"to no extend or degree act so as to come into a certain state or condition in which this case is the maximum size, amount, extent, volume, etc. of a contemptuous term used to refer to a person who is cognitively impaired."

kek to each his own!

Take this full bush for your travels. Maybe you can use it.

"I love the smell of Napalm in the morning"

I would like to direct this to the distinguished members of the panel: You lousy cork-soakers. You have violated my fargin rights. Dis sumanumbatching country was founded so that the liberties of common patriotic citizens like me could not be taken away by a bunch of fargin ice-holes like yourselves.

"Heute gehört uns Deutschland, morgen die ganze Welt"

They work for the soldier. The concealed guy.

All great! I kek'd

>we must aquire a larger vessel

Genuflect in front of Zod.

So many good lines in this one, but I especially love it when he says:

"Hip Hip Hooray, Motorfixer!"

"Here's seeing at you, kid"

"Are you addressing me personally?"

"I'm going to make him an offer he can reuse"

"Calling chancellor sodomite"

"The darkness is my mommy."

"Ask anybody in the fucking world about Lefty from Mulberry street"

"are you a very lagre man"

"Reveal me the money!!!"

"If i remove that facial apparatus will you pass away?"

"Push the thing with your magical powers, Luke."

this,i like this one

The less a man makes declarative statements the less apt he is to look foolish in retrospect.

"Altavista, Baby"

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!

Starts fav quote thread, can't even quote basic lines properly

"Grab your anuses."

"Do or do not, I'm not the one stuck here"

"You're a magician, Harry"

Frankly, sweetheart, I could care less

"Austin, We have a problem"

"Do you feel fortunate, punk? Well...Do ya?"

"Jesus, Toto, where in the fuck are we?"

Seriously?

You are an intelligent woman,

"highways? where we're going we don't need highways"

Welcome to... Triassic Park