Tottenham vs Man United

Tottenham Hotspur vs Manchester United

Premier League

White Hart Lane

Kick off in one (1) bong

anime

fellas....it's tottenham

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>muh WHL where we won fuck all

hope spurs bottle it desu

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>that lineup
Not even Spurs could manage to pull a Spurs today

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I can't wait for United go lose

>this fucking team
gonna put a bet on 5-0 Spurs

Would be nice if >we actually went for it instead of the dour negative bullshit these last 2 months since there's fuck all to play for.

Won't happen though. 1-0 loss after getting dominated all game. Can't wait.

>Would be nice if we tried in a game that doesn't matter

You literal melt

Mate if United were going to try they would park the bus all game and hope for a lucky break. I just want the team to have fun at least.

Based Mou ensuring we'll get a point

£500m spend and 0 away goals v Top 6

Genius

who else wants to be like lloris in your 30s?
>classy
>fashionable
>fit
>nice hair and beard
>qt gf
how the hell do i do it?

Terrible. Mata is going to get knocked around all game.

>dembele benched for Dier

Why, maybe that United £40m bid is real

>lets damage morale by getting thrashed for the next three games

Fucking hell sort youself out

But he's french

get out of Argentina for starters

just put a fiver on Tottenham 3-0

With this midfield Spurs would score a goal every 5 minutes

>Smalling at lcb
>Can't use his left to save his life
>Can barely pass with his right

>Rooney
>Martial in strike

Injuries suck.

we are missing the resident slovak

who do we count on the shit on bigman manure?

His bull isn't playing so don't expect him soon

don't worry he will come

he always comes

>Doesn't post in other EPL threads
>Posts the same stuff over and over again
>Never replies to posts except with reddit teir comments

I liked the old abus more desu

>rppny

L M A O

10/22 starting players are English. Feels strange for a game against two top 6 sides.

hes having a day off since his hero, Pogba, is in bereavement

CUSTOMERS BTFO INCOMING

>tfw used to support livershit, then went onto Chelsea then United then Southampton and now don't support any team and just enjoy the football that is given to me free of charge. Truly living the life senpai

>United lose this game
>Lose against Ajax

This is potentially one of the greatest season for ABUs

true

wtf is a ABU?

abu bakhar?

>playing attacking football means United will get thrashed

>all these defenders

They're going to pull the same shit they did against Arsenal and Wolfsburg aren't they?

Also need to know

Angry
Black
Unicorns

obviously United will lose this match. Who thinks they wont?
If they bottle it against an Eredivisie side, thats probably one of the biggest embarassments in the last decade

Anyone but (leeds) united

basically people who love laughing at leeds lose

so? better yet, france is the best country in europe, in terms of architecture, class, food and women

>but we are focusing on europa

Will this game be 4-0?

Poch only has 1 win v Mou


Mou going to get a 0-0

>poch playing 4 at the back with dier and wanyama as the CM pairing
can't see >us winning this lads

LMAO

Go look at Utd's team

>Mou going to get a 0-0

another drawchester united episode then

Even if United's only chance of top 4 was winning this match. I would still expect a loss.
>you now remember when Tottenham were a confirmed 6 points team every season
fucking kill me

Why has Poch dropped Walker and Dembele?

have you seen our team

based mou double parking

walker probably cos he's off, dembele i can't figure out desu

what the fuck is united's formation ??

draw incoming

9-0-1

>most expensive squad ever assembled

lel have you ever been there?

>£500m spend and 0 away goals v Top 6

wheres walkgod going?

3 at back. Tuanzabe and Blind at wing backs

Shouldn't it be mou in that pic?

>So that's it, huh? We the patsies. Some kinda suicide squad...

assuming its something like

----------------- De Gea
----- Bailly - Jones - Smalling
Tuanzebe - Carrick - Rooney - Blind
---------------------- Mata
----------- Martial -------- Lingard

>Carrick Rooney midfield

>Final Match at Upton Park
>play United
>Final Match at WHL
>play United
really made me think

AHAHAHAHA 6TH PLACE FOR JOSE ARROGANTIO

>Carrick - Rooney - Mata

I like where this is going.

see

>tfw you will never ride on top of a tortoise

>mfw when United miss out on top 4
>but then still get champions league because they win Europa

For me it's Paul Scholes

what happened to the trap that used to post feet on utd threads?

or am i making shit up? my memory is terrible.

t. Xavier Hernandevich Hernandez

Got a dissertation to hand in on Wednesday and haven't even started. Can I make it or shall I just apply to work at primark?

>they qualify for the CL
>then get humiliated because they are out of their depth

>traps that put the man in manchester united

>mfw they lose both

>tfw ibra and fellaini are ready to come on

turned out to be a fake, a sock puppet trip made by a guy called skrtelpower

God I hope Ajax win the Europa so Jose has a meltdown and they're forced to play Europa again next year

Who here life long Chelsea fan?

lmao youre fucked. done any research?

This can be said about most of the PL teams getting CL this year

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LITERAL non-league update

Forest Green Rovers 45 minutes away from the Football League lads.

>Tranmeme

kek and lel

FUCK Liverpool...

Mourinho would just thug his way to a semi final. this is well known.

In 10 years time people will look back at that starting an XI and proclaim "literally who"

me

also a manure hater

How many words?

I did my 12k undergrad dissertation to low 2.1 standard in 10 days.

>you now remember fc united of manchester
>you now remember the green and gold scarves

cringe

>Worshiping a 12 year old from reddit

I miss old Sup Forums so much

Tranmere absolutely smashed 2nd place too

Poor them

Is there a Range Rover club?

BRAAAAAAAAPFTTTTT

try 3 years time

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>Google search image
>BIG ASS Lesbian porn is the first match.

SUMMON THE BASED SLOVAK