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>Jones vs Cormier 2 opening odds
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>UFC 211 walkout songs
mmajunkie.com/2017/05/fight-tracks-the-walkout-songs-of-ufc-211-including-rage-rob-zombie-kickboxer-and-scarface

>Maia expects title shot next
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MISSISSIPPI MEAN

Good thread OP

>UFC isn't fixed

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>3 weeks

Control on the feet should be scored higher than back control and failed submission attempts. Defensive jiu jitsu needs to be scored higher. Plain and simple.

Polish friends, can you tell me what this song is about? It was JJ walk out and its got her in it

youtu.be/duO6nQVTC_M

masvidal dick riders on suicide watch

Leave Stipe to me

But muh back takes that led to no damage, substantial submission attempts, or passing into a position where the former two happened

one more title defense and a croat will be the goat
feels good

>I've been a fan since strike force

Now that dust has settled

r8/10
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Is Alhassan your boy yet?

Unironically he can beat Cain, sea level, healthy, succd, etc.

He never lived in Croatia and doesn't speak Croatian though.

In case you missed it, we got some champs

Looking at Stipe's record, he's a clear contender for greatest heavyweight ever. He has by far the most impressive win streak of any active heavyweight, and most of his wins have been dominant finishes.

And yet, he doesn't really feel like a serious contender for best heavyweight ever. Why is this?

6/10 for a free card, some decent meme/heem potential, shame Meek is out though.

>Is Alhassan your boy yet?
Yes.

because the media hasn't told you to feel that way yet

Oh man Camozzi is a beast for sure

this
ufc doesnt push him for some reason

Why does women's MMA feel so wrong?

Youre an objective thinking adult as opposed to hormone heavy teenager or giddy kid watching top class fighting for the first time

Nostalgia can be a terrible thing

always had a bit of doubt in him, but damn, he just goes in and knocks the fuck out of people
say it with me
greatest of all time !
yup i think he needs cain and it will be complete
no one will be able to refute his fighting and skills and K.O. power

Because Fedor is the best hw ever

Boys, can we all just agree Joanna is the WMMA goat?

Heemd by Struve

just a lil heeminder that we have a spicy weekend coming up

>poles acting like niggers

Poland what happened to you?

Primal instinct. Women are caregivers, they are not supposed to fight but to care for the fighters and the home. Fedor explained this tremendously

Its also mostly dreadful to watch. Its so low techique, low athleticism, low finishing. Its bottom tier Heavyweights minus the prospect of a likely finish or anything significant happening

>Tyron watch out!

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Submission Underground 4?

thats tonight i think

because he's going to get blacked

Damn she is ugly af

>mmajunkie.com/2017/05/ufc-211-athlete-outfitting-pay-champs-miocic-jedrzejczyk-lead-highest-payout-of-2017
>Leading the way were the two fighters who both entered and exited the event with gold around their waste.
>gold around their waste

quality journalism right there

Oh right, thats today. Got anyway to stream it for free?

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Yeah it's tonight and not mma

Because stipe is just a goofy blue collar Midwestern boy. He doesn't mean mug and try to act tough and the ufc doesn't try to sell him as some badass killer.

MUH EL PANTERA GUS

Anyone got some info on the bald guy? He's always struck me as some ex military bad ass

>TAM Cumdumpster

nah

HoodieGOD blessed Stipe and Cro Cop. Watch your mouth

This, he got raped by Stefan fucking Struve

Does anyone actually think Gaypee is going to win? My low key guy MJ gonna touch up that chin!

You misspelled Ngannou.

Alvarez was always Poirier-tier

Poirier is really good

Just bog standard motivational speech, get your shit together, keep your chin up, work hard at your life, take care of yourself, never give up.

It's quite bad actually but that rapper chick is some childhood friend of JJ

>Cody ahead of Stipe & Joanna
lolwut

None of his wins are super compelling. Werdum lost the plot and ran at him, Overeem shit the bed, JDS is old and beaten down.

MPB doesn't make you tough.

MMA journos are sexist pigs, like 1/4th of them don't even rate Joanna at all in p4p

Masvidal neutralized Maia better than anyone since MacDonald, but he lost. I've accepted that.

Reminder he won the first fight against JDS

i keep hearing this, after every win
"x will take him out, hes memed his way here"

face it man. Stipe is the best. You shouldn't need the ufc hype machine to prove u that

He'd beat Werdum 9/10 times and Reem 6/10

JDS is younger than Stipe. He's been poosada'd and flush'd by Cain but Stipe still impressively smoked him quicker than anyone ever

Being the best isn't enough to make people care, and especially when your division has a new "best" every six months

>Being the best isn't enough to make people care

why do you follow this sport?

>tfw too smart to pick incorrectly

Did I say I didn't care? I'm speaking generally, don't get your dick in a twist.

>a 205lbs/5ft6 Joanna would beat DC

really made me think

"Younger" means fuck all when you take those beatings he took from Cain into account

The only thing i can possibly think of to justify garbrandt's placement on this list is the fact that he won the title from the greatest to ever fight in the division. Cruz would have rightfully been in that position, and cody outclassed him.

Happy Mother's Day heem

Make sure to remind your moms that Dillon is embarrassing Jake this afternoon, its the best gift she can get.

Pretty much this. Cruz was the clear GOAT BW, Cody's lineage comes direct from him, can't say the same about the other two.

>maia still won't get his title shot
haha stupid stalling faggot deserves nothing

Dillon is going to get memed on

he needs to win a legendary fight against a prime opponent

lmao, he isn't on Dillon's level

Lol what is Jake going to do? Hug him for the whole match?

Maybe if it was mma, but just jiu jitsu?

>125 lbs Mighty Mouse would beat Stipe

p4p ratings are craaaazy, those things could rip you to shreds

Dillon would slap the shit out of him in a fight

Gold around their poop?

Precisely, he's a level above Dillon

Have you literally never seen Jake Shields grapple?

Have you? He's going to try and stall for a decision while Dillon crawls all over him.

Have you literally never seen Dillon Danis grapple?

>watching men grapple

>open /heem/ just to ask if anyone had a webm of based Jason Knight's finish
>its in the OP

based spergop

Could you goof these picks please ?

are palm strikes legal in SU?

Let him fight Niganu first m8

>WE HAVE THE BEST FIGHTERS IN THE WORLD, THE ULTIMATE BADASSES
>Maia wins by hanging on to someone's back for 15 minutes

GSP will just cut in line and take his title shot

me on the right

He also took a pretty bad beating from Stipe in their first fight and got KO'd by Reem. He's a shell of his former self.

Yesterday I learned that my country is the weird one to have Mom's day on 26th of May

>andrade swings wildly and walks into strikes for 25min

I'll do it later

Was reminiscent of Johnson vs Reis desu, minus the finish

where are all those brilliant mma minds who were saying yair was going to win all week?

*passes out before the fight*

>mfw Joe and DC were deep throating JJ's """"""""technique""""""""" after we just saw Masvidal's kickboxing skills 10 minutes earlier

last night's card was truly epic

That's what's triggering me. Of coz your striking looks good when your opponents are like on practice mode. It's like people didnt learn from Ronda.

>Bork gets retired by Uberroid
>goes back to WWE for 5 years
>comes back
>eternally bootyblasts Hunt
>throws Stipe around
>suddenly Brock is champ again in 2017