So Im being kicked out of where i live

So Im being kicked out of where i live.
Ive been given a "few" months to try to find a place.
If this thread gets replies I will tell many stories as this is the bullshit i come home to after 12 hours on the road ima sit back drink and smoke endless blunts like a person who was just fired or told hey find a new place to live should.
The main details.
I
>28 year old white male
Landlord
>Mid 50s french immigrant who owns a restuarant in the hamptonsm
Other Tenant
>Batshit crazy delusional like Im not exagerrating if anything Im underselling almost 60 year old white woman. She flips out for no reason all the time.
She throws loud tempertantrums all the time at any hours and literally yells at her walls.
Lately Ive stopped letting this shit slide she wakes me up and fucks my day up.

I have a lot to vent. But i will tell you guys some crazy shit if this thread lives.
She was normal once than 911 took her husband from her.
So
>tl;dr give me some videos from 911 talking about 911 where the phrase 911 is mentioned repeatedly and other passive aggressive ways that i can troll this bitch until i leave.
Any complaint she has the landlord will assume is a delusion because of the ammount of times shes complained about absolutely nothing.

damn dude im sry

dude i hope english is not your first language because you cannot communicate for shit.

bumping as a courtesy to fellow white male

88 brother

sounds like you should be getting the fuck out anyways... life can be made to be far less complicated

Story time?

> 911 was an inside job
Posting for greentext

I think OP died

No im back.

Dude im drinking rn toking and phoneposting with no autocorrect or proof reading you gotta bare with me i just rolled another blunt.
Im normally more verbose and grammatically correct but drunk phoneposting i throw out all ' , ? Etc and everything just ends or ends with a period.

Glad you aren't dead. Now, story time?

One of the most recent outburst i woke up to her screaming that other people are in the house.
That I
>Get home
>Theres footsteps going to my room into my room and then went into the bathroom
>The door opened on its own
>She saw a naked hairy pakistani man in my bed beckoning her

>slide
Its spelled slidding

Sounds like she's legitimately crazy. Why are you getting kicked out?

I got piss drunk one night. Drank way too much and the last thing i ate was 5 hours before drinking.
>Downed over a pint
>In less than 3 hours
>Woke up three hours after i passed out.
>Crazy bitch put heat to 75.
>Cant fall back asleep play /vg watch /tv fighting the urge to vomit for two hours.
>Very rarely do i throw up but when i do especially if because of drinking its hard its loud its violent like a facial abuse porno.
>Im vomitting in the bathroom between our rooms.
>She asks for the landlord to come upstaira because someone is throwing up.
I Say
>its the only other person besides landlord who live here me user You know i live here

I woke up yesterday an hour after falling asleep just before 2 sweltering hot she raised the heat i lowered it even with the windows open the room didnt cool down i couldnt fall asleep.
Im tossing
Turning
For FOUR HOURS(Angry Joe is there)
Its 510 have to leave for work at 5 40 she opens the door screams leave it alone than slams the door.
I flip the fuck out and proceed to argue with her and the landlord. For 20 minutes that something needs to change that her fucking outburst are becoming far to frequent and something needs to be done.

Will not post more stories unless theres interest.
I got long ones but as stupid as it sounds time is valuable.
Theres invisible people plants being poisoned, car windows opening on their own yelling at absolutely nothing

more pls

Also what year is in relation to how over snoop.

I have other stories not listed but from the few cliff notes what strikes you the most.
Also i need to point out that us 3 white people live in the hood lite of suffolk county long island.
Therea black people dts and abandoned foreclosed houses here as well as someone either killed some girl or dumped a girl two blocka from where i live. And my neighbora diagnol my dad sided the house in 2001 it belonged to a friend he had a party at that house a few years later freebased and died in their frienda arms in that house.

wHiTe prIdE

No its not you fucking idiot.
The phrase letting shit slide is a pretty common one dude its not let shit slidding

>Bump into her.
>Initiate small talk about las vegas shooter a few days after it happed and that i hope she enjoys life and get what she wants out of it.
>She acknowledges proceedes to ask me if I have been watering her plant
>LOL no
>Someones trying to poison my plant its dying.
>What?
>Someone is putting some sort of liquid in my plant and its killing it.
This was 9 months ago plants alive healthy although lost a leaf the past week

Also i guess ill porn dump too.

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