Tottenham 1 - 0 Manchester United (MATCH THREAD 2)

Goal by Wanyama at 05'

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wenger out

*dabs on fathers grave*

man utd suck dick

>another early brazil thread
why?

Surprised that Spurs aren't up 3-0 right now

THICCCC

YES to autism

>mouyes
>6th (sixth) minute

lads, it's united

How are the English so sexy

PRESS D TO DAB FOR DAD

>de gay

remember when Man Utd were a major club?

I HEFF NODING TO SAY TO THE MAYNE STREEM METEOR

*grabs you by the throat*

you think that's funny!!!??

you better watch your mouth before i kick your ass kid

>poonited filled with literally who players

Final score prediction?
3-0 United I say

JUST FUCK OFF ROONEY

Damn. Kane will be bald before he hits 25. Is it just me, or do the English tend to go bald at a pretty young age?

why not

@75913751
>winning europeran trophies
>not major

ummm?

WENGER OUT

Attention whoring I reckon

too much test

I fucking hate lee dixon

who /ABS/ here?

I remember when they spent the late 80s and early 90s being the pioneers of plastic money-grubbing to artificially make themselves win titles

Im black
Can Pogba black me with my white gf?
Just being a cuck isnt enough
I wanna be Pogbooned

Hey cutie.

reminder


youtube.com/watch?v=4UugS9l6QvI

also italians

If united win the europa league is it considered a successful season? 2 trophies + CL qualification. More than any English club this season unless Chelsea win FA cup

But he's Irish though, innit. So you better post sumfin else.

People keep making fun of Manure but they are on course to win the EL this season on top of the Community Shield and League Cup.That's more than what Sperm have won in the past decade.

Rooney should just accept the fact he's bald, not like he's ever been handsome in any way

the legendary double m8

Carneiro's fault! FA conspiracy!

tuanzebe will score next

h-hi!

it'll be considered a pretty decent season, although the horrendous league form cannot be ignored. obviously if united lose it then it'll be a complete disaster of a season

winning the league is worth both of those shitty trophies but together

not all trophies are equal

What you doing, baby?

happy mother's day lads

dinner was up to me today

remember when kumiko wasnt a bitch

>Community Shield
>EFL Cup
>The European Loser Tournament

>trophies

I wonder if Spurs fans will wait until they have a 2-0 lead to bust out the "you're shit" chant, or if they're going to tempt fate and do it only up 1-0.

you're about two months late m8

Think I might play Gears of War instead of watching this. How are United gonna let Tottenham score within 6 minutes

Jesus christ.

Well Sup Forums?

The mighty

It's not mothers day for us pablo

Of course it is im not refuting that. But I'd still put uniteds success this season above spurs, city, Liverpool and arsenal if they do win it

people often try to compare Pogba to great players from the past and I always have to explain to them that doing this is just ridiculous.
We, as a fan community, need to acknowledge that football history is now forever split into two parts; before Pogba and after Pogba.
You think about these great players of 'before Pogba'; Zidane, Ronaldo, Maradona, and you just see how unfair it all is.
Pogba has the control of Zinedine Zidane. The dribbling skills of Diego Maradona. The rapid acceleration of Ronaldo. All these things we once considered 'great' concentrated into one scarcely believable talent.

Rate my 2017/2018 ManU squad guys

Potentially a treble winning team imo.

what the fuck

what did you give to your mama tho?

you should get andres escobar'd for that shit dinner

i shoot myself and end this fucking joke of a life

Last season United let Tottenham score 3 times in 6 minutes, honestly this is an improvement.

lol rppny would trust that cunt to hold my water bottle let alone a midfield

All or nothing for me clive

>tfw fergie retired 10 years already

where did the time goes lads

did you really eat 18 hardbioled eggs by yourself?

That's pocket change for him.

this desu

18 fucking eggs

*dies of high cholesterol*

9/10

I try to shoot the single person and ensure that there are no survivors.

myself

Absolute top cringe

This game will finish 1 - 2

While it has been established eggs contain cholesterol it has not been proven that they raise the level of serum cholesterol in the human bloodstream.

Spurs are going to regret messing up all these chances in the first half when United score twice in the final 5 minutes.

>de gay gone
>200mil for greaseman

where will manure finish next season

Too many headers. I stopped heading the ball when I was 9 and thanks to that I still have a full head of hair at the age of 27.

Lewandovski instead of Isco and The Grease as #10, realistically there are only so many Madrid players we can get in a single transfer window and Bale + Varane are already confirmed

NEED A VERTONGHEN GOAL PLEASE

Top of the fuccboi league

/vertonghen-alderweireld/

1st by week 10,6th by week 38

>No de gay

9th

Those egg council guys got to you too, huh?

>4 years
yes, a lot of shit happened. that's what happens when amateurs take charge of a big club. the difference is that they hired a professional now to take charge

The Work of God:
Overpaid players Mourinho was able to alienate and send away
- Bastian can-t-even-keep-up-against-championship-teams Schweinsteiger
- Morgan Everton Schneiderlind
- Menphis muh-new-CR7-Olympique-Marseilhe Depay
- De Gay (assuming it happens, let's cross our fingers: we can trust RM tradition in having Spanish NT goalie, but they aren't making many mistakes lately)

Rooney can stay until his contract runs out, but he knows by now he won't play important matches. it's a big wage he gets, but his history in the club earns him not being bullied out of the club (mou is not a monster)

inb4 the d

Are you saying he's not English?

I do this
and then jump off the bridge, resulting in this

NBC commentators are ABU

blocks all paths

>some people counted up the eggs

disturbing desu

My sources tell me they will buy Neuer.

Today is the day Sissoko scores

...

taking five seconds to count the amount of eggs in a picture. truly disturbing stuff

for slovakbro

and janssen

>"watching" a footy match
>but first I need to count up all the eggs in this picture

>Rooney can stay until his contract runs out
Last time you mentioned him, The Master was supposedly shipping him off to China for 40 million, what happened to that?

Martial has no pace either

What a waste of money

Rashford would have scored that