Tfw Carmen Cortez is happily married with a bun in the oven and you still live with your parents ;_;

>tfw Carmen Cortez is happily married with a bun in the oven and you still live with your parents ;_;

>tfw too unstable to get a girlfriend and don't want kids
>Don't want to be rich
>Don't want to be famous

Can't find any motivation desu

that better be a bulls seed in there

>Frustrated at his own failings projects his own shitty life onto others.

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This. I just want someone to come over to my place and lay with me. Including cuddling.

Why there gotta be all the extra shit?

How are you enjoying your first week on Sup Forums?

You just described most of this website. Depressed autists.

Jesus christ... maybe she should lay off the hamburgers and ice cream. What a fat bitch.

>live the NEET live
>add random girls off /soc/ because lonely
>one has become pretty obsessed with me romantically
>is pretty hot
>find out she's going to inherit millions of dollars (has provided enough evidence to back this up) after a family member dies, most likely in a few months
>has already bought me gifts either way

I think I've made it bros, literally hit the jackpot.

>Getting married
>Having children
It only goes downhill from there.

This, desu, women deserve nothing less.

You actually get laid from visiting /socks/? Damn, been right under my nose this whole time.

She's in a different country, she's just sent me gifts.

I've never done it personally, but people have hooked up from /soc/ though.

>Jack off to stop thinking about life
>Finish and feel worse than ever

Why do I do it bros

>long distance relationship
>never even met

I've got bad news for you, user.

Oh wow. This is some pathetic shit right here.

it's a trap but you're a NEET so I don't know who is getting the worse deal. You have contingencies in case she has your baby and divorces you?

>married twice
Disgusting fucking slut.

>goes on cam all the time
>sends pictures of when her wealthy parents take her to luxurious resorts
>has literally shown me legal documents about her inheritance (if she faked them they are really fucking good fakes)
>has sent me several gifts

If she is catfishing me she sure is doing a good job at being believable.

>her husband is 5'6
Hahahahahahaha

I've been on Sup Forums longer than you've had broadband

I've had broadband since 1978.