Let's rewrite the 10 commandments

Let's rewrite the 10 commandments
>dubs becomes the first law of God and so on till we have 10.
>trips or higher replace the last law made.

>dominant girl have to be jadens gf

Women are second class citizens

first commandment
whites will be superior

Thou shall acknowledge Astolfo as their one true god

Kek is the one true god

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This

>Argentina is white

Everyone must suck a black cock.

All white boys will become sissies for BBC

Blonde people are 3rd class citizens

>Cucks be killed

Thou shalt not be a nigger

traps are gay

The man who wrote this reply has to burn in hell for eternity

Government mandated Black Dick 8===D

Welcome to,DIE!

Commandment first:
gays are an abomination

All children with birth defects will be euthanized

Bruh... xD

lmao got the dubs

Traps are gay, and if you like traps, ur mom gay lol

Nigs shalt thou not be

Lmayo

smonk weed

All normies should be killed

Guess they missed you.

KeK has spoken

Bahahahaha

Nani?!

I'm acting as God so all BBCers burn in hell
Traps are gay is replaced with
Thou shalt not be niggers

Trips, but too bad it makes no fucking sense

thou shall not be a dick

You're already dead.

Op said trips are amendments, so we must figure out which future commandment this amends later

rll

All shall do the cookin by the book

He who smelt it dealt it

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Every Tuesday and Thursday is Steak and A Blowjob Day from a woman of your choice

Stop turning frogs gay

Reroll for this

EVERYONE will know da wey

Thou shall not love Jews

OP/GOD HERE

gargle, swish, then spit out salt water to prevent bleeding and infection in the mouth when you get a cut, a sore, or a tooth removed

Re rolling for the BJs

writing out "dont be a dick" as a rule is the most dick thing imaginable

Pepe memes is the preferred method of communication to god.

Trap threads shall forever be raided with spiderman

eat pant is not the same as CONSUME PANTALOON

Thou shall not dab on haters

Good one

Law #3

Amen

Every man shall have a personal blow job girl issued to him at birth

BTFO FAGGOTS

Winrar

Trump becomes first emperor of the World!

thou shall dab on thy haters

No normies

What a faggot you are

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caps lock is cool again, so dont use it when ur typing or youll get genital warts

Anyone who posts in trap threads turns into a sissy trap by default, unless you sacrifice a pig to moloch

Sup Forums shall not have more than 1 "pics you shouldn't share" post going at one time

Never go full retard.

OP the second one was actually funny. Restore that shit and put the nigger amendment on literally anything else

Check ‘em

No trade backs on Pokemon cards

The next 100 personal army requests must be honored

remember supreme and gucci keep it

thou shalt never like traps unless thou is a faggot

Law #4
The laws of God must follow the rules set forth

mind sculptor will always be banned, shut the fuck up

As it is said it will be

I just saved a bunch of money by switching to gecio

#4

This is a fucking commandment OP

Thou who post Andy sixx log threads shall be beaten, then raped with a wooden log

Thou shalt always go ass to mouth.

itll be hard but #5

FUCKINGGEEEEEEIIIIICCOOOOOOOOO

twenty-two is henceforth twoty-two

indeed, i'll confirm it again

hard but #5

Thou shalt not be a cuck.

Trips must lock this into place. Roll

The Andy Sixx meme, will now be pronounced dead. And if I get trips, revert the second commandment. I put effort into that shit.

rerolling for user's commandment

Trips .

fuck i keep getting off by one just kill me

Roll

Mods will always do their jobs

Thanks man :D

kiddy diddling is legal

Thou who says any of the following, will have a remaining two days left to live:
>sure kid
>weak kid
>stay mad kid

rerolling again for user

fuck yeah