/hoc/ - HOCKEY MOM edition

>SUNDAY
Preds at Quacks, 7:30pm EST
>Preds leads 1-0

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Sens will win da cuppo.

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1-1

if i steal the stanley cup does that mean none of the teams can win if?

>le clap bombs and fuck moms maymay xDDDDD

why are americans so obsessed with r*ddit?

Sens sweep the pens

>tfw you manage to outplay (((Gary Bettman))) at 4D chess
He truly desrved the Jack Adams

>this looks like a garage sale at NORAD

>the city of suisse

>pulju out of the lineup again
jesus christ hes approaching alltime bust status here

he will be released vs canada and do pic related

Poopoopeepeeinajarvi will do his best Laine impression and help Canada win by scoring into his own net.

Leave France to me

the madman is benched

>So you're in the club and this guy slaps your gf's ass. What do you do?

Hi Kippers! Good post.

i doubt it

im an oilers fan and he looks like yakupov/paajarvi all over again, the same signs

>you

Is Anders Lee the new Padrig O'Laine?

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PEE
PEE

POO
POO

what the fuck were the pens doing last night? i'm a sens fan and thought sens had maybe a 10% chance of winning the series before the game started, by the time it ended it felt more like 50%

did crosby win a single faceoff?

Jesse Puljujärvi

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Next malkin

fall for his trap

>Henrik Lundqvist

3-1 Denmark

Anyone had the paninis at Subway?

I want something to eat while Switzerland wins.

i have never been to subway
i also heard that their products are soy heavy so now i wont go ever.

youtube.com/watch?v=y_q1UnRYKYE
SUI - FIN game theme

Suomi and Bulju

8o 8D

Fuck the paninis, just get a footlong chicken bacon ranch on wheat bread. Add an iced tea and a chocolate chip cookie and you're good to go.

shitty fucking cringy song m8. Stop posting it.

Subway in Nordics is overpriced shit.

preds desu

I always think the Dallas Klingberg is the one named Carl, for some reason

>soy is bad

Da broteins doe.

I got a free coupon for their paninis so might as well have something to eat for free rather than pay $10 for a footlong.

In 25 minutes finland will beat basically canada with murska-numbers

too bad you are a day late to see suisse win

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Try to outplay his trap but by doing that falling for his actual trap

I've had the steak one and it's okay. If it's free, you might as well go for it desu.

Yes. But Turris was superior. He outplays Crosby

>chicken bacon ranch

was bes subway sauce they all suck

>Subway instead of based Quiznos

Not exactly bro. I'm actually a beanpole. Slightly underweight as a matter of fact. Be jelly of the CBR footlong master race.

The chipotle sauce is by far the best. Honey mustard is good too, ranch is ok on some subs.

sweet onion or chipotle

>eating any other fast food than MÄKKÄRI
And this is coming from a Turku guy

haha time for finland relegation day

sweden knows

dumb retard im calling you a fedora tipping faggot

Probably one of the better sandwiches I've had. They measure your meat so you don't get jipped.

Too expensive though, only good when I can have it half off.

my town doesnt have a mc donalds

we have shit assortment and a 30cm (foot long) costs 8.32 dollars ish

>betraying the isämmaa and getting anything other than based Hesburger

LAUGHING SOOOOOOOOOO HARD AT THE ANALLY DESTROYED SHITTY OF SPITSBURGH CROSBY ABSOLUTELY RAPED BY A CANADIAN TEAM HAHAHAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAHAHAJAJJAHAHAHAHAHHA

Why are finland so fucking good at hockey?

>not even a mcdonalds
do you live in the forest? do you at least have a pizzeria?

tonfisk

>mfw there's 17 Hesburgers in Turku and 1!! McDonalds
Im not even kidding you guys


b-but no 1€ cheesburger at Hese

>röra

rör mig inte pojke

4-2
Swiss reigns supreme

>falling for 10kr cheesburger meme
fishburger is best burger at both Max and McDonalds

i fucking HATE finland and they WILL reply to this

i live at the swedish border
we habe tons of immigrant kebab places

please let us win

>cuckooclockland

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buy kebabpizza with extra ananas

haparanda?

>tfw you beat up a ugly retard finn and piss in his sauna

what part of Torneå u from?

obviously tornio doofus, but I can see the Ikea from my window

i dont support those fucks

>tfw i live on the west coast and keep getting tinder matches from sweden

Come visit haparanda we can fish, sail,grill food and drink lots of alcohol and enjoy summer

>get BTFO by the neutral and peaceful swiss in """their""" game
what did cucknadia mean by this?

Been away in Germany for a week, how is Finland doing so far?

Where?

Finland beat France with 5-1 and beat the czechs and etc etc. Now they're ready to win the cup.

do you speak that meme language meänkieli and is this your house?

Bottas and Kimi both DNF

finland is nigger

who?

Everything is fine

>how is Finland doing so far?
HOW DARE YOU EVEN ASK

i hope russia reignites the winter war and takes the rest of finland

honestly would anyone care?

>schedule both finland and sweden match at the same time

bravo iihf

Yes the finns would

>swedish ref

gg

But everything seems fine

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whats the point of translating some sandwiches but then having the others in perfect english?

>Both Miro and Juhamatti Aaltonen dressed while Buljujätvi eats popcorn

Is this real life?