Tottenham 2 - 1 Manchester United (MATCH THREAD 3)

Wanyama (6' minutes), Kane (48' minutes)

Rooney (71' minutes)

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1st for KANE?

trannies

2-2 would be funny desu

AGE OF ROONEY

>Stream is 5 minutes behind
>Can't stop checking out live texts and spoiling it early
Help

>Rooney (71' minutes)

HE CANNOT BE STOPPED

Just waiting for Dier to snap that little punk Hererra in two

Are they going to slip?

C'mon Spurs win 3-1

HEEM

>de whoo-ah

She was a fuckin whooah.

>fuck up your challenge
>play dead so the referee has to stop play

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will manure destroy de gay like he did casillas?

la era de ronnie

He landed pretty hard on his arm

>Rashford

I'mReady.png

Would it be peak spurs if they managed to lose this 3-2?

>falling down to milk the clock
This sport is a fucking discrace

O era do rppney

Martin Tyler is fucking SHIT. Sick of hearing his fucking voice, pompous cunt.

Speaking of stadiums

I heard there were radical new plans for Man U to have a new stadium to be built in London where all their Brit fans live

The leaks say that using extensive consultation from the fans the new stadium dubbed "The Mecca of Football" will be constructed in the shape of an IED

HE'S OK
O THANK GOD

I expected us to lose today, would be top spursy

Would you prefer they deflate the ball and eat steroids for breakfast?

>rooney is shit

Sup Forums EXPOSED

Rooney hattrick PLEASE

women is a fascinating creation

>thank you greatest ally

this is just a pisspoor attempt at a funny post

...

>Man U stadium in London
>The Mecca of Football
Perfect

I thought he was LITERALLY DEAD!

>did not rape before kill

0/10 Are you a female comedian?

lol women amirite

they always lose their heads at a moments notice over the smallest things

>Australian humor

...

She wuz askin' fer it, Bruv.

Yes actually

>Manure officially missed top 4
Truly money well spent

gary neville is even more annoying,that fucking nasal voice and idiotic accent is infuriating

jamie carragher too sounds like a drunk dutch cunt thats on the verge of tears

why the fuck cant they get some normal sounding commentators for once?

Is she Ok?

For example, your cock.

you can`t fuck em if they're dead

THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!! I'M IN CHARGE HERE!!

THANK ALLAH ROONEY SCORED

THERE IS STILL HOPE YET

she'll be fine once she calms down m8

I've heard better amy shumer jokes

WHO ESLE IS /ROONEY IN/ here lads??

perro caca

>the wrong choice

His only mistake was not committing enough.

(The land war in Russia, too, I guess.)

I'd keep the day job if I were you

Never even wanted the Top 4 la, barely tried in the league. EL is where the glory lies mate

>le spurs chant

Isn't this photo from after he won the treble with Inter? Why did Sup Forums turn that into a failure meme?

>already watched 3 matches in a row
>gonna watch la liga games after this

I dont even like football anymore. I need a fucking life. Anyone fancy going camping next weekend?

Not with that attitude.

farewell WHL

*dabs*

where?

Dunno what you can expect from Rooney in this game. When was the last time he started?

Mourinho turned himself into a failure meme

Milk Cup specialists, famalam.

OH WHEN THE SPERMS GO MARCHING IN

Didn't even watch this match knew we'd lose

>After 25 unbeaten run, gifting wins to the 2 london shit clubs
why is he so kind?

>watching la liga
why

last week against arsenal

watch other sports too. need to diversify your portfolio

The trossachs probably.

>we are focusing on europa

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OH WHEN THE SHE-KELS ALL POUR IN
OH WHEN THE SHEEEKELS ALL POOOOUR IN

No you don't, I do that all the time and I lead a fun, uplifting life. Cant wait for Riber-Boca in a few bongs.

>being this mad

i cannot bear to watch more than 2 matches a day except during the world cup or some shit like that

if either barcelona or real madrid slip it would be funny

i'd recommend watching juve-roma tho

>W-We lose on purpose lose la
>M-Mourinho elite tactic la

I know that feel. Gonna watch the Memerriors-Spurs later too.

who is leading the race for the golden glove?

it's true, m8. or are you retarded?

"Tom" in "Manchester" is literally seething there

>mfw you remember arsenal was last year runner up

In fairness the BBC arab is clearly from London

How can a team that cost £500M be this bad?

Mate you wanna diversify.
I started with the Grand Prix, then Liverpool game, then a quick wank and now this.

>implying even Chelsea's league and FA cup compares to the famous treble Yernited are going to win

>Click once and then those
>Click again to check out her body

Courtois 16
Lloris 15
de gea 14
forster 13

Simon "Sure Hands" Mignolet.

Laughing SO HARD at Tom from Manchester

>not watching every single game Messi plays

The GOAT wont be around forever

It's their C team you morons.

Literally correct, BBC hates anyone that's been on top and Successful, just as they hate the Conservatives and suck Labours Dick

Injuries exist

5' reamage time

>unironically been one of the best keepers in the league the past few months

>Slippy B