If you could, would you increase the size of your penis even if it was inconvenient? How big would you make it...

If you could, would you increase the size of your penis even if it was inconvenient? How big would you make it? No limit.

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I'd rather change the length of climax and how much i jizz. I'd love for it to last like a minute and cum buckets. Thatd be cool, although mom wouldn't enjoy the clean up

6 trillion light years

Long enough to where I could suck it easily. No longer.

Prolly about 14 or 15 inches. I don't know, I'd prolly want more once I had that, but oof man I've got a 7-inch dick as it is and jeans are an issue. I'm a welder so can't not have em.
In my head fantasy I can make it as long as I want at that moment, and i'm also king of the world and use the census as a catalog to order girls.

it's called photoshopping and the only limit is the sky

say when

I’d probably increase mine to to 5.5”

No need to get greedy!

I'd rather just not be fat. When I was in shape I had 7 inches and thick. Use to make my wife scream. Now 5 but just as thick. Can't always do the job.

Lucky for you that’s actually physically possible. You’re just a lazy sack of shit.

Thats the BIGGEST fucking Penis ive EVVVER seen!

I'd make it smaller to keep the cunts away.

no

I’d definitely add 2 inches to length and girth. I’d be very satisfied with a 9.5 inch x 8 inch penis.

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Light years

I want to try to break into another dimension.
I would be the first to penetrate the multiverse, hopefully leading to a 3 sphere-like universe.

I know I want a 9 or 10 inch, but I don’t know what I would do other than walk around my house like an unemployed big dick nigger with no bottoms on. At 7 jeans are already uncomfortable.

>vg
instant creation of black hole. you died. gg

Ideally, 15 inches or something
and thick enough to not make it look like a spaghetti noodle

Actually, It would take up way more than the volume of the entire observable universe.
There already exist black holes and I would penetrate them all.
You jelly?

Yeah. You're right. My stomach wall being hit by scrapnel and having to be reconstructed makes me a lazy POS.

I'd shrink it to fulfill my sph fantasies. I just want a puny penis that women will laugh at.

>At 7 jeans are already uncomfortable.

lol hurr durr I’m a army fag lookit me

but maybe with a thicker overhang of foreskin

I'm 7.5, but a grower so I think I have the best of both worlds :D. although when I get an erection literally anywhere in public it shows pretty obviously which sucks cause it hurts like hell as well as being very obvious

No but your mom would

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