S/fur

s/fur
What is the strangest product of evolution?
For me it's a tough call between:
>mitochondria: For some reason a bacterium was producing waste products with a lot of potential energy stored in them (which makes no sense), and so happened to be eaten by a cell that could utilise those waste products but was incapable of digesting the bacterium
>genetics-based gender: Body growth is shaped by chemical signals, except that instead of using gender-based hormones for everything it interprets a missing section of DNA for a large part of differences between genders. Whatever first evolved to have XY chromosomes would have had to not only have a doubled chromosome, but also not be horribly mutated by one of those chromosomes having 25% of it lopped off

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I wanna play Ring Runner but playing solo against AIs is boring

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are we supposed to be somewhere else
or is the suck just that high tonight
or...
i dunno
ill stay here for now

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LOGS

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sup log dude

Logs logs I like logs

We know you do log guy

whatever floats your boat i guess

Sup furfag, yiff in hell.

I"M GOING TO SLEEP LOOK FORWARD TO LOGS IN THE FUTURE FURFAGGOTS

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you have hundreds of pics of literal shit on your computer and you spend majority of your shitty day spamming this trash and you have been at it for 2 years already so with all the time wasted, who's really won?

hi 23
nice tip of your tail

I miss old Sup Forums where only spiderman spammed.

yeah, i dont get him either
of all the fetishs he could bring to this board; he brings shit, literal shit. its not even a half legitimate scat fetish.

spidy is actually a cool guy

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spiderman is a furry.
he's part spider, part human.

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he spams because he wants attention and he picks literal shit because its disgusting and he knows he will get attention/replies and hate

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hellow my fellow furfags

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hellow fellow

aaaa I forgot to come back once I got home, howdy all, it's that Carmalita poster guy

>log guy dies while uploading 6.jpg
>lg's father walks in and stares in eldritch horror at lg's computer screen.
>lg's mother hears the shock from lg's father and peeks into the basement.
>absolutely disgusting.png
>dishonor overload.
>log guy gets buried in an unmarked grave.
>lg's face removed from family photos.
>log guy never happened.

yo!

I think most parents would rather their kids be unironically a dog fucker than a log enthusiast.

More like this?

how is it going?

Hey hey! what's up my friends?

...No.

i mean...
i worked 10-6 today with hour commutes in both directions
tomorrow's a 9-5
gunna get a bit more icecream i think
then sleep
feelin about average, which is always better than below average, or bad.
not much in the last week, or in the foreseeable week ahead seems notable.

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i wish i had job :P. it's pretty fucked up where i live

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Yeah I'm about to hit the happy trail myself, just wanted to check in, maybe see how my opiates friend was doing

What kind of ice cream tho?

>maybe see how my opiates friend was doing
Ayy, that's me. I go by Dash. I vowed to stop though before I ruin my life and others.

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you mean mr. goth sloth?

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ive migrated to the tilamook brand recently
and its this 'utterly chcolate' flavor
a combo of vanilla and chocolate put together with some chocolate flakes here and there.
tillamook does a pretty good job of it.

OHSHIT whattup bro? And sorry lol I forgot, I remembered Dash but I've had ALOT of gin since we talked last, and there's a good man~

Not much. Getting tired, watching a YT video. And no problem. How are you doing?

Ooh damn...but shit it's already midnight and I have work soon don't tempt with this rn! Ahh well, you better enjoy that, jerk~

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Tired af famalama, I think I'm calling it here, I'm getting off my buzz and feeling the heartburn from the pizza so fuck me I guess lol

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I think it's weird that big boobs doesn't mean you have more milk in them.

night
see you some other time

Nighty night, sleep well.

Night all, thanks for talking to me

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meh
night

Sleep well, Ethereal.

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