Wanna hear about when I was circumcized as a teenager? cool

Wanna hear about when I was circumcized as a teenager? cool

>be me, 14
>been on swim team for around 2-3 years
>have really bad phimosis due to a scarring incident when I was 3
>other guys shit on me
>call me "star nose mole"
>rage autisticly at mom for not getting me cut as a baby
>she concedes after months of harrasment to get me looked at
>urologist agrees with me almost immediately
>momidea.jpg
>my tonsils are also pretty bad
>mom schedules my tonsilectomy during same surgery as circumcision
>don't think much of it
>procedure is in summer
>have invitational swim meet 200 miles from home day before surgery
>drive back in van with coach and teamates
>coach knows, team does not
>can't eat 24 hours before surgery
>stop at starbucks
>coach accidentally spills the beans
>lambasted for the rest of the 6 hour drive
>get home with 6 hours to spare
>don't sleep cause too nervous
>don't really remember getting to the hospital, too tired

continue?

Nah sounds like a horrible experience, I wouldn't want you to have to relive it through text.
Thanks for asking though bro.

>uroLOGist

please continue

appreciated

I got my dick cut as well. Welcome to the club big boy

>first and only surgery to date
>medfag makes me wear that assless gown
>first doctor walks in
>"user your tonsils will be out in no time"
>dontgiveafuck.wav
>urologist comes next
>says some normal surgery prep shit (not that I'd know much about it)
>wheeled to surgery room
>mask from above
>count down from 10
>9
>8
>...
>wake up groggier than a pirate after a rape
>mom looks at me laughing
>confused.jpg
>look under sheets
>dick is in a cast twice it's normal size
>cry inside but keep a strong composure despite the Anesthesia
>try to talk but remember throat has recently been torched
>pass out
>wake up at home in mothers bed with a box of pop tarts and netflix
>and a dick cast

will continue

shore

keep going

since your dick was in a cast, did your mom jerk off your arms?

how did the erections feel?

>2 days pass
>on a lot of pain meds but they don't completely numb
>after the 2nd day I'm supposed to remove the cast myself
>have panic attack
>the cast feels tight but the medfag assured me that all of the 3 layers remove easily
>sit in shallow, warm bathtup
>remove first layer
>easy
>remove second layer
>easy
>remove 3rd layer
>that hurt a bit but doable
>wtf.png
>there lay a 4th layer... stitched into my dick
>have another panic attack
>spend the next 30 minutes painstakingly pulling cloth away from stitch
>pass out twice
>saw dick bleed for the first time (this would not be teh last)
>finally finish, water is red and yellow from the blood and iodine
>get back in bed and watch Naruto like the little trooper I was

more to come

the only way I could accurately describe them is tight and cold. everything was stiff from the surgery. it wasn't unpleasant but we'll be getting to the aftermath

bumping cause its boutta 404

forgot to mention that while removing cast I couldn't make pain noises since throat was still cauterized

>the next 3 weeks go by as any recovery would I think
>only hiccup is I got addicted to the pain meds very quickly so had to switch to ibueprofen
>things hurt a lot more because of that but could handle
>was 14 so 3 weeks of nofap was really starting to get into my head
>never wet dreamed back then so no release
>one day toward the end of my recovery my neighbor was over
>reading through a couple books when the urge finally overtook me
>told friend I had to shower
>we'd been friends for years so he thought nothing of it
>dick was mostly healed save for a few undissolved stitches
>decided today was the day I'd release 3 weeks of pent up aggression
>began the fap
>feelsgoodman.jpg
>feel something wet
>like something other than the water from the shower
>"did I already cum and just didn't feel it?"
>look down
>ohgodno.mp3
>hand and dick are covered in blood
>I've busted a stitch and blood is squirting out on beat with my heart
>quickly turn off shower and clutch towel around dick to clot
>9000th panic attack of this whole ordeal
>when fear subsides put towel in laundry
>mfw I almost bled out in the stupidest way imaginable
>mfw jerked off 2 days later

thanks for bearing with me you sick few
CutFag out

thanks OP, was a good story

what the hell did I just read?
L/OG, perfect tale.

I rate your story a solid 0/10 try again next time

Agree

well that was pretty gay seeya man

invasionposting