Who can defeat Dan "if shes old enough to pee shes old enough for me" Schneider
Who can defeat Dan "if shes old enough to pee shes old enough for me" Schneider
Dan "bill cosby aint got shit on me" Schneider
I want it to be true. But how can no one have come forward yet if it is?
he is too high of a level
Dan “need a drip pan for that pussy cider” Schneider
he's not higher level than Harvey Weinstein or Brett Ratner
Dan "I've never been inside her!" Schneider
he has disney armor , the strongest armor in the land
Dan "if shes underage invite her" Schneider
too lazy to google search but I thought he was just with Nickelodeon
you are all just jealous.
Dan "The man with a plan to lick her clam, tie her up and slap her with your ham, start with 2 fingers then your hand, no reporting and no bans, fondle her clit then her cans, rip off her clothes and throw her in the van, not one-not two-but a 6 man gangbang, into her mouth right inside her, make that pussy wider and wider, soft smooth skin better is the whiter, pound her so hard they call me the Hymen Collider, give me a ciggie this'll be an all-nighter, dont go soft got to be a hard rider, hold her tighter shes a fighter, we wont kill you if you stay quieter" Schneider? Nah he's untouchable.
Yeah so?
why, Dan "I've Had Tighter" Schneider? Nah man he's too powerful
Dan "If you want to be famous, show me your anus" Schneider
Dan "let me squirt in your ear or I'll end your career" Schneider
Soo
Kek her right in the pussy
Dan "hit her with my dick in her shitter" Schneider
PLEASE TAKE SCREENSHOTS OF THIS THREAD AND TWEET THIS SHIT TO HIM ON TWITTER
POST RESULTS
Dan "The Biter" Schneider
Dan "The Bladder Buster" Schneider
Dan "get her in the van" Schneider
Dan "want to catch a tan? take your clothes off" Schneider
Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
Dan “Open Wider” Schneider
Dan "i'm the man, show me your pussy" Schneider
The Big Dick @ Nick
Dan "get the rope" Schneider
this
Dan "The Initiator" Schneider
Danny Daycare
"No Lube Required" Schneider
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Dan "The Fart Inhaler" Schneider
Dan "i'll make your daughter famous" Schneider
Dan "Came Inside Her" Schneider
Dan "smell my finger" Schneider
Dan "i eat ass" Schneider
Dan "The Meat Grinder" Schneider
THIS.
get this shit trending on Twitter, faggots.
Dan "I want her clam" Schneider
Dan "fuck like you want to act by acting like you want to fuck" Schneider
...
You do realize Dan "Already Creampied Her" Schneider has the power to just make a phone call and have twitter remove the content. This guy is a pedo-wizard
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Dan "the pedophile" Schneider
I'd like to see that happen
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Does not matter, it will be everywhere in a matter of hours, media would eat that shit up.
I’d love to see a death battle between the two
Dan "lets play doctor" Schneider
...
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that was just lazy.
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Dan “The Cheek Divider” Schneider
Dan "the pedoman" Schneider
not him, but better?
Dan "The Pussy Annihilator" Schneider
Why gentlemen the anwer is simple, we lure the poor fool Dan “No lube required” Schneider with Chris “Your puddy in my hands” Hansen
No one has the balls. Dan "tie her up" Schneider would hire an assassin so quick
Dan "Say Goodbye To Your Brown Eye" Schneider
KEK
Dan “Easy Glider” Schneider
Dan "Rock-Spider" Schneider.
Noice
wow
Dan “Junior High Insider” Schneider
FISH!
Dan "The Overnighter" Schneider
Dan "the womb blighter" Schneider
It's getting old. Time to pick a new face. It's obvious he never touched them.
>759162359
hey Dan
How is it obvious?
"Loves to cut deals that make little ones squeal."
Dan "The Star Trek" Schreiner
TWEET THIS THREAD TO HIM FAGS
THIS dUEd
do not talk about Sup Forums
That's how shit ends up on cnn and we get flooded w/ dipshits and pro-active parents for 3 months straight.
Dan "The Diaper Slider" Schneider
Eh, better but still lacking in effort I feel.
Especially after gems like
>Dan "If you want to be famous, show me your anus" Schneider
We don't need to talk about Sup Forums, faggot.
Sup Dan?
You're just jelly, we know op.
>Tweet this to him
>(takes screenshot)
>no one will ever know it's Sup Forums
You're a fucking silent ninja arent you?
Dan "forget the age of consent and the check will be sent" Schneider
Just fuck off normalfag
"This summer Rob Schneider is ...a pedophile"
Dan "acorn in a bird nest" Schneider
Fuck off moralfags/samefags
Dan "the pussy pulverizer" Schneider
I can see the tears in her eyes
Phoneposter normie go and stay go.
Dan "I eat pussy like cervical cancer" Scneider
>moralfags
I dont care about morals dip derp. It's just claiming that you can tweet this without mentioning it's from Sup Forums is obviously retarded. Like you at birth.
"Ass Man" Dan "the Colon Rider" Schneider
Dan "I'll kill your rabbit man" Schneider
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I'm on a thinkpad, faggot.
>can't tweet tier-shit to him hurrr durr
Wasn't he always?