>Be me
>18 year old senior
>Been dating the same girl since half way through junior year
>Drive over to her house often
>She has an "outdoor cat" who's an annoying cunt who scratches me everytime I come over
>Drives over to her house to hang out, three blocks from her house hear a bump
>I hit something
> shitshitshit
> get out of the car and look down
>its her fucking cat
>practically split in two pieces, deadzo on impact
>panic.jpg
>remembers I have empty bags and beach towel in my car
>scoops the fucking thing up, throw it in the back, and drive to a car wash
>dispense of bag in dumpster near carwash
>get car washed to make sure its clean of all kitty bits
>drive back to her place and act like nothing ever happened
>oneweeklater.jpg
>shes freaking out
>plastered neighborhood with missing posters
>crying and shit
>made me drive around with her calling out its name
>never told her
>never will
>not even that funny of a story
>but it kinda is
>a little bit
Be me
Time to tell her. Text confession and screen cap here with her response.
Second that,cmon dubs!
funniest part of the story is when I was stuck driving her around calling for her cat, she was sitting in the sit the kitty bag was on. yoikes
Fucking lol'd OP good riddance to that cunt cat
Dubs don't lie, opie.
Confirmed, you gotta do it now
Dubs commands it
Check those dubs!
Now you gotta do what you got to do,in the name of dubs
Come clean, OP. She deserves to know. She will think you are caring by the steps you took to save
her feelings and your ultimate honesty.
My... silver tongue demon in action
fucking appreciating your advice and shit but no way in hell I am ever telling her. yall do not know the wrath of this woman, she will kill me. And what the fuck is a dub
Wait, so you scooped up a dead cat in a bag, and rather than put it in the trunk, you put it on the passenger seat?
Keep that shit a secret.
As long as you didn't do it intentionally, you aren't even morally liable.
How am I demonic? It will grow this relationship.
He is going agaisnt the dubs will!
He became morally liable when he actually went looking for it. She needs to know.
dont say shit to a soul especially witht eh retarted animal cruelty laws that can actually land you with a felony.
I second this. No one wants to be a felon, like Felonius Bonius.
>>never told her
>>never will
Never mind her. You have told friends and they are a fuck up by you away from telling her. Best
she hears it from you sooner than later.
Accidentally hitting a fuckin cat is no felony. Some would say it is a best practice.
Careful, now. That's what they said when Felonoius Bonius was arrested for running over his neigbor's cat with his lawnmower, and we all know that he is Bubba's prison bitch now...
you should kys
fucking cat killer son of a bitch repent now before its too late sinner
>Felonius Bonius
Living under a rock. Deets/link?
I can't believe I googled that shit knowing it was fake. ....Fuck you got me
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