>mom and dad made me open the girlbox in front of them
>they were expecting drugs i guess
>they made me explain the bloody tampons and the toothbrush
>had to tell them about brushing the inside of my rectum to bleed every month
>they rang my psychiatrist and got me at an appointment at the nearest available slot
>making me go see a therapist as well at 5pm
it seems king of unfair. i know it's strange but who am i hurting?
yourself
Yourself. I'm pretty sure the inside of your scarred boy pussy counts as part of you.
it's not like i'm sticking a knife up there, i just rough it up a bit so my tampon is bloody
>i just rough it up a bit so my tampon is bloody
this is Sup Forums, it's not that weird considering
How often though?
my period is pretty regular. it lasts for three days every 4 weeks.
>lasts for three days
>making yourself bleed from your asshole
>parents sign you up for asylum
>" WHY MUH PArENTS HAtE ME EEE"
these fucking threads
Dear god man. bleeding from your asshole?
like, even if you are a trap, why the fuck would you do that?
WHO THE FUCK WANTS TO EXPERIENCE A PERIOD? WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE
i'm not a trap. i'm a normal straight male
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>normal
No, no you're not.
>normal
gr8 b8 m80
add me in screencap for cringe thread
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Why even do it. And why keep the tampons in the 'girlbox' whatever the hell that is
>i'm not a trap. i'm a normal straight male
i hope this is bait, no one can possibly be this stupid?!
This thread in one image
>Straight
>likes it in the ass
hmmm
Why
>normal
>This entire thread
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i don't like dicks in my ass
i just like to have my period
>normal
>cringe thread imminent
Why the fuck would you like it?
No, scratch that, why the fucking fuck did you start doing it in the first place?
Why, why want you to have period?
Tell the story behind this and i may yet forgive you my son.
i dunno i guess it started in middle school. girls would have their periods and it was like they had this little unspoken secret society that i wanted to be a part of
you need the fucking help
go give your mom and dad a hug and fix yourself you mentally ill degenerate
Scratch that-you're never making it into my heaven
How old are you?
Did it work?
by definition, mental illness must cause significant stress or impairment of personal functioning
having my monthly doesn't make me mentally ill
19
You're not having a period, you're just self harming and passing it off as a normal bodily function.
Wouldn't bleeding from your dick be more accurate? And if you say "no I wouldn't do that cause it hurts to much" than you're officially retarded.
>inb4 not already labeling you as retarded
That's like pretending to be black so you could experience racism
i guess i feel like i'm a part of it.
sometimes when i'm in the chemist and i'm having my monthyl, and i see a girl buying pads or tampons, i give her a knowing smile and i feel we connect
You understand that cutting the inside of your ass regularly could possibly cause you complications in the future, right?
i dont do that much damage
>who am i hurting?
yourself and everyone around you especially your parents.
i think it's more about self love than self harm. it's hard to explain to someone who doesn't menstruate, but a period is a beautiful thing
You arent connected to her because she is not cutting her fucking asshole to make herself bleed, shes discharging blood from the uterus
You're like the ultimate woman sympathizer (not a compliment) but you say you're a straight make.
HONESTLY sounds like you're lying to yourself dude
> and i see a girl buying pads or tampons, i give her a knowing smile
it's not EXACTLY the same but it is kind of
it's a spiritual connection. like i say, it's impossible to explain for someone who doesn't go through what we go through in menstruation
yes, but doing it continuously, and the fact that its inside your asshole, probably already infected by your toxic trap waste, is spelling out a bad medical future for you.
What the fuck am I reading?
Confirmed bait right chyea
your parents most likely doesn't want you to die from an butt infection or just find the right way for you to take in life, like if you want to become woman-like there's ways to go, shiving your asshole is not one of them
Im sure any female would completely be disgusted and say there is so similarity between cutting up your asshole and having an actual period
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Someone needs to turn this interaction into a comic
sounds like you're hurting your ass.
also, they know you sniff that shit.
plus, you're a faggot with a gay "girl(male)box".
>tldr: GOOD GOY!
You do understand that women bleed out their asshole too sometimes, right?
You're literally cutting your asshole apart for no reason other than being a trap/faggot
T H A T S A L O T O F D A M A G E
Tfw
SOMEONE PLEASE SCREENCAP THIS SHIT
>sometimes when i'm in the chemist and i'm having my monthyl, and i see a girl buying pads or tampons, i give her a knowing smile and i feel we connect
Jesus fucking christ, go out to a club, buy her a drink, and tell her you intentionally shit blood. Im sure you will connect so much better then.
Pics of girlbox?
Does taking birth control ever affect the regularity of your period, user? I dated a girl once who started taking birth control shortly after we started dating, and she bled for about a month and a half straight (pretty sure my dick is still stained red from it). Anything like that happen to you?
Sup Forums got baited this badly. Sad to see this board has gotten even shittier. Thanks redditfags
Only way to proceed with this thread OP
IMPLYING ITS NOT FUN TO DREAM FUCK YOU FAGGOT
honestly, i cant tell if people are actually this retarded these days or if they're trolling
the fuck are you talking about? this is what's known on Sup Forums as a quality thread, the kind you'd see aplenty in the days of yore, before Sup Forums turned into just another catch-all porn board.
We need pics of the "girlbox" right now
they threw it out. i can go out to the trash when they're asleep but they'll be suspicious if i get it now
i'll buy new gear tomorrow
I saw a thread about this the same time yesterday/last night. anyone who trolls over two consecutive nights is worth the attention.
>and i see a girl buying pads or tampons, i give her a knowing smile and i feel we connect
Jesus fucking christ dude
>hurr durr haha baited lul haha trolled you so punked lelele reddit got you!
proof? ktnx
yeah why isnt this a trap thread??
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fuck off faggot
This is literally the best thing that could happen to you. Maybe you will be forced to get some help, that is not normal. That's pretty fucking far from normal. Your mind has been possibly irreparably damaged by the internet and the shit on it. Literally show me a single individual, including any and all mentally ill people, a single case from before the age of the internet of a man brushing the inside of his rectum to shove a tampon up there to pretend to have a period.
Show me one. I know you can find endless numbers of crossdressing men, men who have done horrid and depraved things. Men who have raped, killed, and literally eaten humans. But show me ONE act as frankly detached from not only normality but the abnomality of dysfunctional sexuality and violence as sticking a tampon up your ruined ass.
Maybe you can get some fucking help, or maybe you can get detached from this constant stream of poison that has rotted your mind to the point where John Wayne Gacy would have given you a sideways look as to how insane you sound.
Kek
The fuck is wrong with you
jesus there are murderers and rapists in the world. why pick on me??
This
Why would you collect bloody gauze
i guess it's like a diary of sorts. each tampon, a different mood or time, an experience in my life. i think it's romantic. it's like i bleed my truth
Because you are purposefully bleeding out your asshole, and trying to justify it.
Officially a legendary cringe thread.
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Fair. Still kinda weird tho
Not that OP is telling the truth, but yeah, that kid needs therapy.
Blood in your shit is a bad sign, shit in your bloodstream is lethal. lil'nigga killin' himself
Yeah don't see why. There is nothing wrong with you. If you would go to R9k they will understand.
OP can't confirm with pics of girlbox or anything else confirming his story.
This threads is officially dildos
You understand that, every time you do that, The shit/blood mixture coming out your asshole is probably infecting whatever blood vessel you popped/cut you made. You are quite literally on a countdown to death.
>killing himself
Hang on, I think user’s got something here
This. please op, for the love of Sup Forums, get some evidence. for the lolz.
No shit
OH SHIT OPS SYMPATHIZING IS KILLING HIM HAHAHAHAHAHA
i'll get it out of the trash when mom and dad aren't around
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Only a fool would take anything posted here as fact.
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Sure
You do realize that by putting tampons in your bleeding asshole you run the risk of gettin a serious blood infection? Even women get toxoplasmosis but they aren't cutting their pussies up on purpose.
Not to mention most women don't want to have periods in the first place.
>it's hard to explain to someone who doesn't menstruate
Holy shit you are not menstruating, you are harming your own body and subsequently bleeding, this is not menstruation.