hey y'all, i'm gonna meet a girl in two hours, i've never sent her single pic of me, thus she has no idea what i look like. i told her i'd tell her myself it was me since i know her.
but i don't wanna just go to her and say "hey, that's me"; i want to make it as hilarious and dope as possible. any tips?
for example, it was absolutely same fuckin situation, i asked her a cigarette and then stepped on her, bashing and disrespecting her, and i told her it was me only after fight escalated.
Walk up behind her put your hands over her eyes and say guess who, if she turns around and frowns, you're ugly, if she smiles and says your name or who and you reply with your name, marry her in the 5th year.
Chase Allen
I keep reading it and you keep losing me. That 3rd paragraph is encrypted with mental blocks
Give her a heads up or send a pic of you to her saying this is what I look like, does this match your expectation? If she's cool with it then go meet her. This is what I did when I had the not so similar situation like yours.
James Flores
Any more pics of her
Andrew Richardson
sperglord >pic related
Nathaniel Collins
Shes not going to understand you if you have to google translate everything before you speak to her.
