Hi Sup Forums no guns here. Whats a good self defence weapon for the house?

Hi Sup Forums no guns here. Whats a good self defence weapon for the house?
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Just throw your Doritos at them, yell rape and climb out your basement window.

Dont eat them.
3rd floor would break my legs.

a machete

I freeze up when Im scared so probably couldnt hold one.

pepper spray.

Depends.
Ranged: pepper spray for outdoors, taser for indoors. Percussion rifle for home defense (18y+ legal in some countries).
Melee:
Polearm or mace/shield.

These require little to no special training.

I got ya buddy

Baseball bat. Knife. Bright flashlights.

Everything is a weapon

i have a katana

mace and shield requires some training

might as well hang yourself cuz no other weapons will be as effective if someone has a gun, dumbass

>polearm
Also remember that he could buy a horse and charge into battle with the robber

there's a big bookshelf that can be put in front of the door in 5 seconds. also thinking about buying a big spikey wardrobe, so i can phalanx the shit out of any potential intruder.

Would a flail work or does it have to be a mace?

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Better range than a knife, easily break any bone you hit, easy to handle, require little to no training, cheap and reliable.

You could also consider pepper spray.

Gun isn't really an option unless you're an ameritard

Only morgenstern bro

Asps are great, but They can't be defensive at all. I'd take a bat any day.

Bats are way long for interior use.

I feel like OP's name is Kevin and he is home alone

Doge is your best bet.

>Bats are way long for interior use
Go to the sporting goods store and hold an aluminum t-ball bat (26 or so inches) and report back.

Yeah, but it's among the easiest melee weapons.

Lelelel xddd si funny... Kys.
Flails are bs

a cat. best weapon. you train it alongside tigers and done. Also pic related

Surely a giant kitchen knife
I live in England and I cba to go through all the bulllshit of getting a rifle.
My weapons consist of a baseball bat knives and pic related a Shillelagh

my man

youtube.com/watch?v=gcHogzUn_OU

I’ll make sure to play that from my phone in my pocket if I ever have to use my Shillelagh

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Would a blank firing gun make the intruder shit his pants?

yes unless he has a real firing gun

Home Alone-style improvised traps.

Big dog
Niggers are terrified of dogs

We don't get niggers. Mainly white skinny crack heads.

The same generally applies
Even small dogs trnd to keep them away dimply due to the noise

Awwww, i was gonna say this

a cat trained for combat