Its open mic

Its open mic
Tell me the best joke you have

my life.

Feminism

Do you think Jesus had a nail through his cock?

What do you call 5 chinese, 1 mexican and a million africans?

CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK CHINK spic NIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGERNIGGER
a lawn sprinkler

Niggers having rights

How many YLYL threads does it take to your mother will die in her sleep if you don’t reply to this post

What is the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It took only a nail to hang the picture

What is white on top and black on the bottom?
Society.

what is 12 inches long and makes a woman scream in the morning?

crib death.

Did you know that 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape?

Whats wors then the Holocaust

6 Million Jews

> How do you stop a nigger from drowning?

You take your foot off his head

> What does it say on the inside of a nigger's lip?

Inflate to 40PSI

> How do you get ten dead babies into a bucket

With a blender

> How do you get them out

With Doritos

> What's white and bounces up and down in a child's crib

My ass

> What's the best thing about fucking a baby

You'll get a deepthroat from either end

An Englishman a German and a Jew walk into a bar.

Englishman: I'm Hungry I must have some bangers and mash

German: I'm hungry I must have some bratwurst and sauerkraut

Jew: I'm Hungry I must have diabetes.

Did you hear about the faggot who got hit by a car?
>he was a fruit...
>now hes a vegetable

If a student is late to his special ed class, is the teacher still allowed to call him "tardy"?

Bonus:

> No, but she is allowed to say he's a little slow

All I know is skelepuns. Because I'm a bonehead.

>only took one nail
Ftfy

Whats the hardest thing about burning a bunch of dead children?

My erection.

>Sprinkler at the park

Wop chink nigger wop chink nigger wop chink nigger.

> What's the best part about fucking twenty seven year olds?

Since they're twenty seven they usually have their own place and car so I don't have to bring them back to my place, which is convenient for me because it means I don't have to worry about tidying up before they come over, as well as having to clean my sheets afterward.

It gets better, Max, just give it time. (Shout out to my parents)

I've literally never met a 7 year old with their own house. They're tricking you retard

>knock knock
Who's there?
>Europe
Europe who?
>what did you call me???

What's the difference between a nigger and a giant log of shit?
>I actually feel satisfied disposing of the latter

Genuinely made me chuckle

that's a joke but it aint funny

Where do you put your Zyklon B in the fridge?

Next to the jews.

Hitler was an artist, he also painted occasionally.

>What do you call a guy who hangs out with musicians?

A drummer

What's bald and 8 meters long?
>conga line at the cancer ward

What's bald and 2 meters long?
>same conga line, 6 months later

OP is a fag.

That's the joke.