ITT we predict how the user above us will die

ITT we predict how the user above us will die
beware gets of truth

We're all skeletons deep inside.

chokes on cock

Milk is good for you

2 replies 2 posters 1 samefag

fuck off mr skeltal
hope you die of osteoporosis

yup was a shameless self bump because i didn't expect such a quick reply
+1 internets to you detective
get that tumor checked out before it kills you

Quietly you'll drift
Off and out across the rift
"Say it isn't so"
But inside your heart you know
The final end is here
Surprisingly you feel no fear

Sup Forums was never good

natural causes

surrounded by happiness from his spouse, family and colleagues and massive wealth because he replied to this post, saving his mother from dying in her sleep tonight, no immunities.

old age

suicide

We're all already dead inside. The bodies just haven't been found yet.

Pack of niggers

Holy shit, dubs of truth. Nobody is posting for that now haha

penis infection

lolis tickle

Wait..

An hero himself and streams it, anal bleeding with a razor

you become the first person to have a recognized cause of death listed as "from the memes"