Do you ever wonder if Elon Musk visits Sup Forums?

Do you ever wonder if Elon Musk visits Sup Forums?

If he was in this thread right now, w-what would you say to him?

2/3 aint bad

Do you use imperial or metric?

Is that a serious question?

Metric.

>Do you ever wonder if Elon Musk visits Sup Forums?
There is nothing of value here.

I'd ask him if hes already made an Iron Man suit for himself, and if not, why the fuck not.

I can guarantee you he doesn't.

N-no, Why do you ask?

Are you him?

>Do you ever wonder if Elon Musk visits Sup Forums?
haha, maybe yes

>hacker named fourchan
>elon is a hack
Its plausible

>what would you ask
Can I have a small loan of 1 million dollars please?

I'd ask him to give me back the 400$ paypal stole from me
Jk, I'd probably get emotionally overloaded if I had the chance to say something to him. I'd ask to go to Mars since I have a high tolerance to radiation. Or I'd ask to see his dick.
In reality I'd probably just shut down and stare

Anyone else get teary eyed watch the boosters from the Falcon Heavy land in almost perfect synchronization?

Then get teary eyed again listening to the sonic binaural audio of the sonic booms on the descent phase.

Just thinking about it, ahhh.
...Someone hold me

Anyone who pretends stutters is a fag, and I mean that in the bad way not the gay sex or Sup Forumsro way.

give me a job. become my senpai

"Hey man, how's "private" space industry going? What're yo gonna do when they cut subsidies and stop tax cuts?"

Hi, Mr. Welfare Queen! How many more billions are you going to take from the government in order to make cars for rich people slightly cheaper?

Some people will complain about anything

keep up the good work

And other people will complain about subsidies given to rich people to help other rich people

...

It's no secret that the working class is working class for a reason.

Dream on, Ol' Musky.

I feel like Elon is the type of dude to wear a fursuit at a convention to mingle with a community and not be recognised.

Yes, politicians suck

That's where he gets the nickname "Musky"

I mean if I were here I'd post a twitter comment about my next launch in a couple of weeks. Also,
acquisitions of technological companies will be foretold.

When is he going to move into Nuclear Science

I want to see a nuclear powered rocket engine

KEK I actually laughed. New headcanon. Musky grinding up against some sexy cats or something at a fur convention oh my god.
But as soon as he opens his mouth he's caught, he's got a very unique accent and way of talking. Plus I read he also can't stop talking about his job - I read someone on imgur met him and was just gonna say a quick hi and Musky ended up rambling for 40 minutes about electric cars.
"Oh wow are you from the UK?"
"N-no....."
"Oh."
"S-so you wanna t-talk about, uhm.... Uhm...... Electric c-ca, or I mean how about that Sp-spacex?"
Busted.

He's proud of what he does... I would be too.

Fuck. I mean even i'm proud of him

I wouldn't care if Elon wanted to talk to me for an hour about electric cars.


I really wanna see Elon in a fursuit now, If i ever meet him i'll ask him what his fursona is

He's a musk-kin

Like if you cry everteim
I'm proud of Elon too, just of what I know from afar never having met him. I hope he's as nice as that user described. I really like stories of actors and such that are so genuine and nice with their fans, like I love Star Trek and hearing that Leonard Nimoy (rip) took the time to give an autograph to every fan and talked to people in the street and often stayed hours late at cons to talk to people just made me so happy. Yeah, of I met Elon and he wanted to ramble about electric cars for hours I would definitely listen too.

Shit I wanna know his fursona too. Let's all swear to post results if we ever get the chance to meet him kek

Raise your left hand and repeat after me..

I solemnly swear to, If given the chance, Ask one Elon Musk, If he were to be an anthropomorphic animal, What animal he may choose, what colour, and how big is schlong would be. Amen

where my model 3, bitch?
>is what id say

KEK
Imagine him sliding up to you on the con floor in a fish suit

Why would anyone care about some rich cock sucker who doesn't give a fuck about anyone but himself, his monies, and his empty material life?

>and how big is schlong would be
AMEN. THIS PACT IS SEALED
Can you imagine explaining all this to him. You could be very serious. "Elon I'm considering buying a fleet of Teslas for my, ahem, company, but I need to know: What's your fursona and how big is it's dicc?"

What would you do, If, Without even missing a beat or a change in facial expression replies, "Dutchie with a solid two hander, I'd say about T-Twelve inches"

"Now about that fleet you would like to purchase?"

>what would you say to him?

Who did you bury in space?

user, I like you so much.
>twelve inches
B I G B O Y
Well then you'd also have to not miss a beat and capitalize on the rift between Tesla dealerships:
"Well the problem is, I've been to two stores and one tells me you can't do custom Tesla's, and the other said they'd call HQ and get back to me, but never did. So, ol' Musky. Custom Tesla's?"

Ooh, chills. I keep imagining someone is dead in the trunk of the roadster in space. Who did he kill???

Honestly I can't help but imagine this fake musky conversation getting very sexually intense. He's such a stuttery ceo boi

You're a faggot, Herman

This thread makes me hard

I'd ask him when his companies are going to implode having just borrowed another $500million to keep his fantasies alive

Don't tempt me I got all the sexy musky memes
Haha, yeah I'd bang Elon.

"What were you thinking?"
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"Bad Dragon holsters where the cup holsters go"
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".... Only on orders over three hundred thousand"
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"Sold"

Congratulations on being the first african american business man to put a car in space.

Also dont let niggers go to Mars.

I'd tell him to stop being such a niggardly globalist

Obviously it would be a muskrat

Id tell him to prove it
Make his twitter bio "Chinese Frog Salesman"

HONESTLY.
"S-so w-what kind of company is-is this?"
"Elon I swear to god if you even ask."
But then you request every car have a decal put in the side that says "ELON MUSK BITES WHALE BUBBLES" in all caps. The company provides cars for porn sets. Eco friendly porn. Elon gets a free copy of every tape. He isn't directly informed of this though and thinks someone keeps sending him porn for no reason.

To be honest, and I feel weird about saying this for some reason, but I don't find the current standard Tesla designs to be very attractive. I think they could be nicer. They're okay, just very standard looking cars. They could look so much nicer, and there could be more options for them. @elon make it happen

Muskrat fish. Half musk fish. Half muskrat. Total solar power.

I dunno, I kinda like them.. They're sleek, Professional... I could totally see myself taking out a loan and selling my possessions to own one and live in it.

I want custom rims with Elons face laser printed on the side, with bearings so they stay upright when I drive, And his BFR design painted on the bonnet but in bright red.

I want Elons big red rocket on the hood of my Tesla

>to own one and live in it
Crushing reality, but probably worth it for custom Tesla home. If you can also get unlimited supercharging, which you can if you know someone who has already bought a Tesla.
Imagine also getting an undercarriage light for nighttime driving and trick it the fuck out. Get those fuzzy dice. Your license plate is PEPEFRG. There's a built in phone like in those older cars with a direct line to Elon's cell and you can call him twice a day for 15 seconds a piece and either pitch him an idea or yell indistinguishable comments about his nipples.

I'd call him every night I pull over and settle in about to go to sleep and ask him how his day was, And ask him to sing me soft kitty.

Awwww. So you saw that episode of big bang with him in it? I don't watch that show, but I saw that scene on YouTube. I was really embarrassed for him at first because of how bad it was, but then I realized how adorable the whole thing was. I can't really picture him as an alpha shark business man anymore, he always looks like he's about to cry. He's probably so sensitive about everything and flinches if you move to quick in front of him.

I couldn't decide what pic to use here's the other. I have so many musky memes

Muskyy

...

Wait I fucked up

Did you just literally TYPE out a stutter, you fucking brony???

You wouldn't understand meta irony, faguette.

he's autistic. he'd fit right in.

>one off

You just m-misread is all

I'm gonna be so sad when this thread dies it's made me very. Few people on Sup Forums have ever humoured me the way you have user. Y-you're my internet friend in my h-heart, baka.

>I have a high tolerance to radiation

**Very happy

Elongated Muskrat

Same 10/10 would launch

Melon Husk

It's the fag from the celeb threads who loves circle jerking it with a bunch of guys

user: can I hold you?
Rockets: yes
Rockets: *is hold*

When you have cancer they have to adjust chemo around tolerance to radiation, if you've been exposed to it before, etc. You can find out yours with some blood tests and a few other pre-cancer treatment tests.

It's okay user, I'll always remember you

Love you desu...

Keep an eye out, I'll be about,

Can I have a small loan of 1 million dollars?

Kekegg

Then I'll be making more musky memes to share with you again in the future user

First things first, that picture is tops.

Secondly, Musk is too much of a rich idiot to visit Sup Forums, he's way too busy thinking about ways to boost his ego and force his legacy like a bad meme

>take money
>improve Tesla
>sell new design to a different car company

he probably does every so often and i would say to him, "GET TO WORK FAGGOT, WE SPACE NIGGERS NOW"

You're telling me you don't think the best way to boost your ego is to visit a literal echo chamber that always agrees with you? He can come online right now, I'll spam his thread with dick pic requests and affection like he's very smart and handsome and that his emotional baggage isn't obvious at all

Good old musk might be more interested on boards like /tg/ or the like

>Elon makes thread on b or pol
>hello fellow anons, what do you think of Tesla?
>SHIT COMPANY. IT'S SHIT. MUSK NEEDS TO GET BACK TO WORK.

Why lie?
Where is pepe cunt

Kek wills it anons

>Stutters
>Seems kinda autistic but smart
>Names things for lulz
>Loves video games
>Loves space

Is he.... Dare I say it........ Our guy?

...

Send it

>was beat up in school for being a nerd
>unstable home life
>worked several demeaning jobs
>survived on 1$/day for food in the 90s
>can't hold a relationship together
>now chases after the hot chicks he couldn't have in highschool
One of us, one of us.

Nope
>Take money
>invest in Bitcoin
>Profit

I see it...

I really love that the dash says don't panic. I like to think about an alien coming across the car and seeing the mannequin inside and being like "yup. those humans are at it again."

I wonder if Elon has stock in bitcoin or anything similar. His professional portfolio is available online, and it's just a few tech companies, but I'm sure he has a private advisor with a different portfolio too.

I think that deserved it's own screencap.

It fits well.

Well he better fit me into that portfolio or I'll an hero and place blame directly on him.

I'm honestly so happy user, I've only been screenshot a few times before and it's usually for saying something retarded :V Elon is forever electric king of Sup Forums now

I'd write in my suicide note that Elon must write my eulogy or I'll haunt him forever and as a ghost I'll always mess up his papers and throw out his coffee and scratch penises into the paint of his personal car. "elon wuz here 2k18". Also I might pants him at meetings for lulz. And all this could be avoided, if he puts us in his pantsfolio,