If i had a girlfriend i would buy her these panties to watch movies with me in

if i had a girlfriend i would buy her these panties to watch movies with me in

with you in those panties?

y

...

>hey babe I got you these panties to wear while we watch movies
>but I wanna wear my stretchy pants
>if you sass me one more time i swear to god

user, your delusions have taken on an alternate reality to them

No i think OP literally meant he would wear those panties and watch movies with a girl.

As normal, OP is always a fag.

if i had a girlfriend i would take off her panties and eat her pusy

i bought those panties for my realdoll

If i had a pussy I would take off her pussy and eat her panties.

kekked

Ew. You know she pees from there, right?

if i had a girlfriend

If I had a girlfriend I would lose her within weeks due to my many major character flaws

If I had a girlfriend I probably wouldn't talk to you guys anymore

precisely this

Beta

if you had a gf youd jerk off you penis touching faggot fuck off

>tfw I managed to keep one for six months

user, it's "I would buy her these panties in with which me to watch movies with."